Please slowly and calmly walk away from the lava.

Aug 10, 2019 6:03 AM

Forbidden taco sauce

Stop, drop and cover.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched for too long before realizing it was like a half-second loop

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cue Deep Purple: "Smoooooke on the water..."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does this count as spicy water?

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You should totally pee on it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitty fence.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, spicy jam...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best parts at the end as usual. I love watching lava explode.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pulls out big bag of marshmallows and a long stick.

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The fence didnt work

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

When you go down the metal slides in the summer time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I've always kind of wanted to just throw some things into lava

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That seems a tad extreme. You could just put the kid up for adoption...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Protip: those fumes are toxic. If you can "smell" lava, you're already exposed to sulfur and metal compounds that your body wont like

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Ah, the spicy marmalade

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok who ate all the ghost pepper hot sauce packets at Taco Bell? Didn't you think maybe some of the rest of us wanted a packet or 2.

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I hate when this happens to my yard

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XXXTREME SNOWBOARDING!

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I imagine this happening in Australia if we actually had volcanoes there would be eskies beers and people will be cooking snags on the lava!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eventually it's gonna get across that road and THEN WHAT?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Free speed bump

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean, why did la a cross the road?

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Actually, this was a waste transfer site.

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Makes that metal slide as a kid look amateur AF!

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The metal park slide was hotter.

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Being its molten rock and all, it doesnt seem to melt shit as quick as I hoped it would...

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Science requires you need more energy to enact a phase change than the energy it takes for something to exist in that phase. (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

ie: snow can exist above freezing temps because the amount of heat energy required for water to change phase wasn’t reached yet. (2/2)

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's more a matter of heat absorption, snow is kinda fluffy and doesn't absorb heat fast enough to be melted right away

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hawaii?

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Specifically- Pahoa transfer station over 5 years ago

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Had to start taking my trash and recycling to Keaau. Pain in the ass.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally was. Glad it’s open again. It’s hauntingly beautiful there.

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Forbidden rocket slide

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Spicy slide

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Hey kids... Do you want to play that game where we pretend the floor is lava? Well... here is your chance now!

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Its red, so it will make you faster!

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Forbidden slippery dip

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I just woke up, and I thought you were describing the time-bar

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the fence didn't help much

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that's a nice meme you got there

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Still somehow the same temp as a regular metal slide in the summer

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Naw this would be cooler than a metal slide

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Forbidden slip'n slide

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Melt'n Slide

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More like slide n' melt

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Forbidden fruit roll up

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Forbidden Wet Banana

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How to make a perfect loop, I kept waiting for it to ooze further

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Look higher on the slope.

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It got me to... I realized I was tricked thinking the shorter stream was progressing downwards.

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Not perfect, it jitters.

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So does your mom

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It’s so subtle. Almost easier to notice when you’re staring at the sides of the frame. The hitch in the smoke is too noticeable.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So do my eyes, so it worked out. @OP, if it’s original content, well done!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You jitter

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lmao gottem

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I WANT TO TOUCH THE LAVA RIPPLES!!!!

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Of you cover yourself in water you should be fine. You can trust me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forbidden caramel

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I’d be throwing stuff in there all day long.

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Just make sure you lick your finger first.

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Paige, NO!

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You can touch them. Once.

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Bullshit. He's got two arms. Twice. You can touch them twice.

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4 time's he's got legs don't he

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Three times, if you put your dick in it

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10 times....10 fingers

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10 fingers 10 toes 2 arms 2 legs 2 testicles 1 dick 2 nipples (or 3 i dont judge) 1 tounge and 1 face 30 times and counting.

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You could split the arms and legs up to upper and lower

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