The US governments stance on drugs
I need money to move to Texas, so looking to sell these 1st edition Charizards (nearly mint)
Best sports moment of the decade
Peeing your pants has never been so heroic
Walking through the rest of 2020
Hey you
When you hit the company party dance floor
When I’m talking to my coworker about The Joker and the guy we don’t like comes up to us and asks us what we’re talking about
When you get your VR headset and your character in the video game is the Step Brother
Shackers be like
When a cop suspects someone of shoplifting 2 chicken tenders
Member the 90’s
When winter finally hits
Planning how I was gonna get back at the recess teacher in 2nd grade
When you buy shots at the bar and don’t want to share with anyone
Anytime you see your kitten do something cute and you need to share loves immeowdeatly
When you get your first pet and don’t know what to do with it
Me, only 7 days into September
Photo 18 plz
When you tell somebody you’ve brought wine, crackers, and fancy cheese
Playing COD like
Scu’ Me
What you lookin at
To everyone starting this work week with a hangover
When you leave work and get to go home to see your puppy
Kirby when he gets Buffed
My cat
Top Comment....
It was at this moment that pikachu knew he was fucked
Don’t drink and drive kids
Holding on to your last day of Labor Day weekend like
When the girl from the gas station swallows your load
When your playing fantasy football and your first round pick gets injured week one of the NFL
Cheating on me :(
Your friends when you hit 30
When your favorite coworker puts in their 2 weeks
When you give your kid the birds and the bees talk
Knowing you have to go back to work in 12 hours
Halloween is coming
How you casually run by your fat friend when they try to beat you in a race
Your kid making fun of you for the weak ass spanking
When you beat someone in smash ultimate
Me: creates poorly thought out post. Everyone: downvoted. Me:
How you look trying to fight the bouncer
Squirtle The Squirrel Turtle
TBT: What are you doing for Labor Day? Getting a new appliance at Sears!
Memba Sears
Telling my mom who stole my ice cream
Come to the dark side
First place I go to the mall every weekend
Making my way downtown, walking fast, passing gas, and I’m home bound
When I share one of my thanksgiving recipes to someone
When you’re a college professor and the hot blonde girl gets a 69% on your test