CorndogCereal
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The comment I made.
promised I would chug a bottle of ketchup if you all helped me get to the front page to help my little friend out.
http://imgur.com/gallery/bhMsqaH
this is the post that got to the front page.
this is me delivering
...
....
...more delivery
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...
48oz. of ketchup as promised.
SAUCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmloX2TlR8&t
(SORRY MY FRIEND THAT WAS RECORDING THIS IS REALLY FAT YOU CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING)
NEW DELIVERY UPDATE!!! (MUSTARD TIME)
I mustard up the strength for this one: http://imgur.com/gallery/cN1lY
webdork
I am Karl, King of ketchup.
TastyBrainMeats
Dear Diary: Today, OP was not a bundle of sticks.
godverdomme
SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA SRIRACHA
DetectiveTapir
Hey OP,
KaitlinRoyals2
Obligatory stairs/house statement.
MedicGirl76
Never saw the original post. Baltimore City patch will be in the mail today.
mrderek
+1 for your cameraman friend Huell http://imgur.com/CXSSHh2
ShaniaMarkTwain
morenewsfromnowhere
When he rips the shirt off it makes it.
drlazercatz
If this makes it to the front page, I'll have a sensible breakfast, and maybe mow the lawn today.
JASKEN
you the real mvp OP
HolyStalactite
Pretty sure the real mvp is Jacob I. Am 6 years old. Odd last name though. Must be Jewish.
CClop
SAUCE: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/19/article-2220175-1594BA27000005DC-582_306x423.jpg
ElvananceTN
dude I gagged watching this. I like ketchup but fffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that
jentaclestacula
You're the definition of a man. This makes me sick! +1 OP!
slimvictor
I thought that the ketchup was going to ruin your liver, or make it fall out. So you were de-livering. My mistake.
Schannmj
I almost threw up just watching you
mypokemondied
You know, there are smaller bottles of ketchup...
ihavethepower12
If this makes it to the front page, I.......will do nothing! (okay, I'll breathe, drink, eat and sleep, but that's it!!!)
MenstrualMonster
Last sentence was a little uncalled for.
omglolwtf007
THE BEST OP
CorndogCereal
thank you :D
hedduha
I'm impressed with OP's delivery, chugging skills, and looks.
CorndogCereal
*wink*
DetectiveSloth
You together naow.
hedduha
Well, hello there!
beardsbh
HOPE YOU LIKE MUSTARD OP
MufasahahaMufasahaha
Wonder if the mustard bottle will be as big.
CorndogCereal
In fact i hate mustard... but i always deliver... *sighh*
xxelav2808
The brand of ketchup you chugged is great
MufasahahaMufasahaha
Your stomach is going to burn.
beckadoomsday
You brought this upon yourself.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
At least its not mayo.
tylae
BUT IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
beckadoomsday
You're thinking of sauerkraut.
tylae
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2013091/pre-dinner-mayo-o.gif
halfblood91
Fat friend? That is a pant of jealousy.
QueefLedger
[jealous panting]
thisheretexasdude
LetterCome
I love Man vs Food. Nice job Adam. Waitttttt a second....
SojournerTooth
OP slightly resembles Drake.
Iliadfang
Drakes slightly whiter cousin?
Iliadfang
Also - Drakes significantly less sensitive cousin.
SojournerTooth
I said slightly.
Unhelpfullyhelpful
Nothing more attractive than an OP who delivers.
zombillek
Amen
CorndogCereal
;)
zombillek
Heyyyyy
beccards
This OP is pretty attractive anyway >_>
catwithacat
Can't disagree with that
CorndogCereal
hi ;)
ChaChaSan
Agreed :P
Liquidbullets
I'm a pizza driver, so I know a thing or 2 about delivery. And I can say, THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DELIVER
catalystparadox
The Deliverator.
TylerHope
but there is no tip
Liquidbullets
I give the tip.
craque
As a food delivery guy also: I'd rather leave this delivery for OP to handle.
iSoulend
This is how you deliver ? I want you to deliver a pizza now. Place's 8th room on the left, ISS, space. Good luck delivering.
pookieeatworld
29 minutes later, there's a knock on the air lock...
ManlyShit
I also deliver pizza and I have never seen someone eat ketchup.
G11marksman
Do an AMA?!
ThePizzaCook
As a pizza cook this is my kind of SAUCE!
CorndogCereal
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
MisterWho
Yeah, I went to a liberal arts college as well. Some day I will become a pizza delivery man. One can only dream.
n0de
I'm glad we had a professional here to verify delivery
Liquidbullets
Just doing my job.
kickliquid
Does your pizza come with one large sausage coming out of the middle of the pizza?
Liquidbullets
kickliquid. why do you want to kick me?
Blinkyeti
I believe the correct term is pizza relocation specialist.
ILikeAnimalCrackersWithApplesauce
This is my new job title. I used to say I was a race car driver. Lol
PapaMurphyspizzaman
Italian logistics
pookieeatworld
I used to do this for 7 years. That's how I'm going to list it on my resume from now on.
PapaMurphyspizzaman
Me too
CorndogCereal
how does one drive a pizza?
Liquidbullets
One puts it in the car and puts the foot on the gas.
1treasurehunterdale
I drive mine fast and hard, they can take it!
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
Environmentally conscientious pizza driver: http://imgur.com/vUVs57Y
fornostrangereason
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
CorndogCereal
i applaud you.
MrIDoK
Carefully.
DemiXIII
I imagine like how the old settlers used to do with rocks. They used to ride those babies for miles
MWisBest
This is what popped into my mind instantly! Hahaha xD
DemiXIII
https://imgur.com/vVC0djr.jpg
sissythesisquatch
I like you :)
DemiXIII
http://imgur.com/NNzJ8G8.jpg
SoYouThinkYouCanLance
Remember moss always grows toward civilization.
Jusmar
xxelav2808
It's Gif'd up !!! No way!!
PCard
http://gezelligleuk.free.fr/gezellig/strip_kunst/kater.jpg
Pheanyxe
Oh my god, it's animated... yesss lol
CorndogCereal
Thank you to everyone for the support. you're awesome Imgur.
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CorndogCereal
its not about the points. its about helping that kid out. if chugging a bottle of ketchup helps that kid then ill do it again
Favri
No you're awesome ketchup chugging dude.
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
I think you were going to do this anyway.
Banalinguist
You are the best kind of karma whore.
CorndogCereal
i am flattered thank you :)
FunkyPanda
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Ring Ring This is Pizza Hut. Do you need a fucking job because you deliver like a fucking obstetrician
CorndogCereal
*tips fedora*
OscarTheGrouch
Your friend reminds me of this club: https://ekintzel.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/naafp-meeting.jpg?w=490
CorndogCereal
hahahahaha. dude seriously hes just like that
7543
<3
Soolie
Thank you, for delivering.
CorndogCereal
I always deliver ;)
TastyBrainMeats
Good luck to your friend, and Godspeed!
mtagz
son you heinz now bye
NikolaTeslaFuckingLovedThatPigeon
Missed opportunity to use this gif: http://img.pandawhale.com/post-34766-david-tennant-sauce-gif-awesom-9eka.gif
CorndogCereal
awww prefcet
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Wow you didn't fuck around man. Chose a bigass bottle of ketchup too! And for a good cause! +1
pepsidumdrops
Can we hang by your pool?
CorndogCereal
sure bring some booze haha
CorndogCereal
sure. bring the beer
naimaisnice
How did Jacob do so far?! Also… Hey OP.. Sup? ;)
hedduha
Right? He's a cutie.
CorndogCereal
he hasnt had any in the mail yet but i have messages from like 300 people saying they are sending patches. so pretty well i think :D
RazgrizSeed
You didn't even half-ass it with a little bottle. You full-assed it with a big bottle.
scootypuffjr73
Hey OP.. Mreow ;) even after chugging that much ketchup I still think you've got it goin on.
Brunson80
Proper use of your/you're. +1
Vault108
Hey man i send you a message about the patches, sadly i don't have any to send but i do have a helmet shield id love to send. if thats OK?
CorndogCereal
yeah that would be awesome. anything will help!
Vault108
Hey Good news I talked to my father who is a paid firefighter In Washington DC, and he hooked me up with some patches to send. (1/2)
Vault108
Also do you think you can post a pic of the Turn out?? I would love to see the amount of patches that got sent
Vault108
(2/2) just gotta speak to my uncle he may have some patches to send as well. But it should be in mail by Wednesday.
putthekidstobedbeforeiexplode
well done for delivering!! got my sister going to her local firemen in england, she should have something by the end of the week
CorndogCereal
awesome thank you so much!
putthekidstobedbeforeiexplode
again your welcome
wahchoolookinat
I hope you ate a store full of fries to go with this
Havacado
National suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255. Don't kill yourself OP.
Texaggie2012
Whoring yourself out for internet points..I like you!
CorndogCereal
;)
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
Why didn't you use a glass bottle of Heinz?
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Because the resulting gif would have been 730 GB
ThePsychoanalyst
Nothing pleases me more than using this image
iamthisguy247
Did you Ralph after this and if so was it pure ketchup?
GrizzlyBearMachineGuns
Now you'll have to eat a bunch of french fries, so your stomach isn't confused. No rush, though: the fries will ketchup.
snurx
Should there be a catsup fee for that pun?
theheatwave2001
This gave my oncologist cancer.
Dooood
This cured my oncologist's wife's third cousin's estranged husband's cancer!
majesticaterpillar
This made me sell meth.
Clairebell
EvilOwner
WILL KETCHUP CORAL
ReallyWellFuck
...
Conflict
Absolutely glorious.
corgiman
Masterpiece.
rikeerik
This gave me cancer.
0xFFF1
The thought of you having cancer cured the cancer I don't have.
PoppinLochNessHopster
First laugh of the day (I'm about to go to sleep) from this comment. Thanks.
ottowrote8
Pulp fiction much?
GrizzlyBearMachineGuns
Only all the time!
toast888
I literally writhed in pain from reading that. All the muscles in my arms contracted as I tried to contain my anger. Now my lamp is broken.
YouAreStandingOnMyAura
This gave my lamp cancer.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
But... I love lamp!
CorndogCereal
If this makes it to the front page I'll chug a bottle of mustard.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
You are the type of hero Imgur needs.
bestestfester
i feal bad for your butthole.
SerjTankianApatheticallyEatingChineseFood
Why are you doing this to yourself?
itsmoneyball
y u do dis? u ded
naimaisnice
Dooooon't it'll sting your nose!!! Enough with the chugging we know you deliver, OP! We believe you!!
CorndogCereal
:D
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
I'd hate to be anywhere near your bathroom after this.
HiThereImF
Do you have a deathwish?
nubejurian
I see a pattern here, OP. We need to talk. Before you chug a bottle of arsenic. Ketchup is just a gateway condiment.
sneakychopsticks23
That's disgusting! ...do it. :0
deadpanfaceman
Ruin your tastebuds with miraclewhip!
Obbzy
You poor poor soul.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
We are just so easily amused haha
yomamaisonfier
Hope the Fake Internet Points are worth it, my friend.
CorndogCereal
not for the points... its for the kid. if chugging condiments helps him out then i will keep doing it.
freeloaderr
how many badges has that kid got till now? I mean how people mailed it in?
Kidah
It's almost as if you want to do it
blais
yeah drink something good man not mustard..
McCormack
This is how you get to the front page.
heatherkb85
NO, why would you do this to yourself, no! Someone has to intervene! Stop this condiments madness!
Daevin
Have you learned nothing?
CorndogCereal
i do not consider myself a smart man... hahaha
Daevin
lol well, as a suggestion, on the mustard delivery you should offer to chug something that actually tastes good. Like worcestershire xD
DarcusHunter
You're a mad man.
thefrug
TIL OP wants reasons to chug condiments. Looking forward to watching you eat a jar of relish after the mustard.
summitshow
DELIVER!!!!
CorndogCereal
i promise you i will. :)
JASKEN
yeh gl on that :p
Lasion
Man... just why...
TheShredDoctor
I have a feeling you secretly want to chug condiments, and are just using Imgur to give yourself the excuse to do so. Do what you love, OP.
NewUserNamesAreHard
That's his fetish. :/
Galbot85
It's gotta be hot mustard, I ate too much one night and it got in my eyes and blinded me for a few minutes.
Thyton
Rip OP
LongNameNoCanSay
Rip OP's butthole.
nordania
It's gotta be proper mustard though. The spicy stuff. Not the fake stuff you Americans try pass off as mustard.
CatBiteHandshakes
WHY?! You knew it would make it anyways!
MandrewJackson
Okay, at this point I'm starting to wonder if you don't just enjoy chugging random shit.
Kinderschlager
you're insane. +1 you nutter!
WolfBoy0612
Ghost Mustard or GTFO!
Therearetoomanyusernames
You really do have a death wish...
Iamatravellerinbothtimeandspace
You best delivery OP!
HipsterHippy
You slut. I like you.
CorndogCereal
i like you too ;)
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Haha! Well played sir! I can't wait for round 2!
Osati
I request English Mustard!
shadowex3
You're the kind of guy that SomethingAwful admins are afraid of.
llaivnad
Obligatory stairs/house statement.
thatsaniceimgur
SA for life
trampled
what kind of guy is that?
nyrum
The kind of SomethingAwful admins are afraid of.
shadowex3
when someone says "if X happens I'll Y" the mods force them to actually do it or face a punishment. A lot of people don't make it.
FatherLeroy
You say that as if they die
randomweirdness
toxx clause, yeah?
shadowex3
Are there stairs in your house?
SomaliSmuli
Chuga chugs
DougForcett
Your butthole
DougForcett
is going to burn so bad.
DougForcett
So. BAD.
eibbor82
Theguybehindthecurtain
Would you like some relish with that
8bitTunes
Next is relish and mayonnaise...sauerkraut, jar of peppers, onions, and nacho cheese afterwards. Then a bowl of chilli
ORGANICGUY
Can it be organic mustard? Please!
ORGANICGUY
Less side effects.....
AskingTheRealQuestions
Ok now you just WANT to chug mustard. You knew this shit would hit the front page.
SomethingCleverBand
Your immediate future poops are going to be interesting.
eggtartsandfarts
This is so disgusting OP. Please don't. I feel like puking on your behalf.
Erilis
but you and i both upvoted him AGAIN.
ihaxr
Relevant fun fact: Mustard actually does induce vomiting
justanotherofthoselongassnicknamesthattakeforevertoread
Any valid source on that? I could only find "might" and "unverified" attached to that method.
ihaxr
Hm couldn't find anything concrete (other than home remedies) but it is specifically mustard powder, not the condiment.. care to test it? :)
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Wait until he gets to mayo!
Caramon
Do it while dressed as a hotdog! And if that video makes it to the front page, you then have to chug a bottle of hot sauce!
icypants
And use a scorpion pepper as the chaser!
cmc8290
OP is gonna die
Adamismyname
His name was Corndogcereal
PositronLP
Doing your best Ryan Stiles impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IsiiulALNg#t=11
AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
don't.... why are you doing the things
QuigleyQ
DO IT DRESSED AS A CORNDOG
BunnyChanX3
mustard is gross you dont have to :(
OneEyedNinja
You poor bastard.
TheCaptainSteve
I look forward to the reaction video
Jamesbaxster
I did that once, spicy brown mustard none the less. Prepare for a lifetime supply of heartburn.
ecaracal
I feel like you might have some BBQ leftovers you're getting rid of. I say the next one is a bottle of relish.
CClop
So you're officially Shoenice competitor now? (Youtube him) You have a steep hill ahead of you my friend... :-p
Welley
Please don't die.
TheAmazingPseudoIntellectual
stop using us an an excuse to fuel your horrible condiment addicted lifestyle!
Mamazamalopolous
Ahhh, the infamous OP double down.
JRRLewis
At least OP works for his sweet, sweet karma.
RadioControlledMonkey
There's somethin wrong with that boy
jesscuhman
What's next? Eat a pack of hot dogs
shellythatsme
Mustard Tiger.
CenturionDias
Dude you're so fucked
cheeseguy3412
Make it horseradish mustard. Then do bratwurst.
Nienista
commenting to check back later... again.
AlienPrime
bottles of mustard are smaller at least! Here for delivery! :D
jhny
Dude you just fucking love chugging condiments don't you?
CorndogCereal
i guess i dont have a choice hahaha
projectuberman
what is next, mayonnaise?
CorndogCereal
oh god never! i hate mayo
Clairebell
That's for the best.
pandalicious
Do it! I make sure it's a good kind.
CorndogCereal
need to get to the front page first hahaa.
pandalicious
I'm helping as fast as I can!
CorndogCereal
godspeed!
pandalicious
I believe, sir, you made it
ContinuallySenseless
Just don't promise to chug a bottle of soy sauce next, you'll just kill yourself with that stuff. Too much salt.
AskBobLoblaw
You must know that mustard is going to be a shit ton harder than ketchup, right?
wackynoodle
If THAT makes it to the front page do Blazin' sauce.
Tortankule
If the mustard challenge delivery reaches the front page, could you try with wasabi please ? For science.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
Dear god man! Enough is enough! You have our respect
NatKingCobra
I think you may have a drinking problem.
Tukurai
Actually, he doesn't seem to have any problems with drinking. He chugged the whole bottle, no probs.
CorndogCereal
im going to KA meetings. ketchupaholics anonymous
NatKingCobra
I've been condimentally sober for two weeks. It's rough going but could always be worcestershire.
CorndogCereal
i laughed so hard that i farted
tipdub
and a gambling problem.
SerjTankianApatheticallyEatingChineseFood
https://warosu.org/data/tg/img/0344/59/1409258078583.gif
NatKingCobra
Exactly what I was thinking! Thank you for the perfect gif
FabricatiDiemPvnc
are you now or have you ever been in a frat? why am I even asking?
tetrisfriendsman77
its front page
JumpingBalogna
I'm gonna go white girl and can't even. Chug a bottle of fish sauce!
IJustMadeThisAccountForOneMemeNowLookAtMe
If this makes it to the front page, I'll take you out on a date. Provided that you're single and not gay. Hell, even then.
CorndogCereal
Deal ;)
OldManBOMBIN
Oh god the "MY FRIEND" comment about made me die. +1 forever.
spaceface9000
I feel so bad for you. I mean ketchup is one thing, but mustard too? Yuck! Can't wait for your delivery though.
1treasurehunterdale
I'll chug a beer, WARM!
Waxsmile
I would rather see a pic of your little buddy with all of his patches.
Urineluck
Okay. Now this leads me to believe you actually don't mind doing this at all.
ProbablyUnpopularOpinion
mustard is going to suck so fucking bad.
DirtyGunz
Honey mustard?
TehAccountant
i wouldnt do that unless you want to have breathing problems
DatMormon
"If this makes it to the front page I'll fill a mustard bottle with something other than mustard and chug that"
PhuGetThat
Hurrrumphhhh*gag*
Brown352
Mayonnaise next?
borgeano
You do know they make smaller bottles, right?
HasaDigaEebowa
You must just hate yourself
CorndogCereal
i dont hate myself... i just love all of you
HasaDigaEebowa
Oh...well in that case carry on
CorndogCereal
i like your username by the way
HasaDigaEebowa
Why thank you, yours isn't half bad either
MrBurd
Next up: Chili sauce.
Lorithias
don't do that ... anyone can do that .. It's disgusting and with no purpose it's like u sell your body for internet point ..pls ..
PublicRelations
Oh my god I hare mustard. Have fun being a damn hamburger
KungFuZero
Please don't
NowWithWholeGrains
Look at me, I'm OP. I deep throat for one vote
ragingcuppcakes
Spicy brown mustard or it doesn't count
Tjally
Do take the good kind, not the weak yellow mush that passes for mustard!
ButterflyHeimlich
As a German, yes do za sing wiz za mustad.
Sasanian
You're gonna end up going through all the condiments, after mustard do Relish then Mayonaisse after!
Pheanyxe
Next up: PICKLE JUICE!!
OhChristItsThisAssholeAgain
u are the hero imgur needs
LameVillain
HAHA PLEASE
mw8124u
Whatch out guys, we've got ourselves another shoenice here... https://www.youtube.com/user/shoenice22
thotsandprers
You're gonna be so sour by the end of this
CAPSLOCKISALWAYSONSORRY
Grey poupon. also, congrats on the diabeetus
agdsglsjdfgkjds43542
Alright, but this time do it right, at the end of the video it really bothers you didn't chuck the empty bottle over your shoulder
Lastdarkninja
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
English mustard I hope.
UpvotesForCalicos
Oh, love. Please don't.
catskittensandcatsandstuff
Please don't. Don't do this to yourself!
Caramon
Shhh man! We want to see what happens!
thornykins
Dude, stop while your kidneys are still functioning
Imgonnatipyouwell
Dude you know this shit is going to the front page, you just want to drink mustard don't you?
uwuooowyooowhowuwuwu
you're not very good at this game are you?
asteconn
You should do Worcestershire Sauce afterwards
Andrei
Make it spicy!
HailSatinDarkClothMaster
Nigga god damn
RobBobertyYT
This can't end well
jkeezie
Up you go
thisheretexasdude
And if you do that, you better relish the moment.
attilakn
Keep it going... After the mustard vid hits Front Page, then comes a jar of relish, the can of coney sauce, a bag of shredded cheese, etc...
VeeStoneheart
And so, the Condiment-Chugger's Chain-comment saga begins...
RunsWithShortShorts
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
That's just point whoring. +1!
CorndogCereal
you know you love it ;)
IGoosedTheMoose
You must really like condiments....
myfriendsdontthinkimfunny
Get ready
LiterallyYourMom
Are you related to LA Beast by any chance? I'm expecting you to eat a whole cactus next.
LegMonster
TRY MAYO
notasinglenamewasthoughtof
Good god man! Mustard?!?!
ajb32x
Maybe go for a smaller bottle.
rizowski
Now this is why I browse the internet.
irishtrouble
Them internet points got people trippin
fragtore
Love it, you keep going and the only thing it cost me is an up. It's like pithing in 1 dollar to have two sharks laserfight but less cool
ThanksObama69
Do you only eat condiments?
JumpTheCheeseburger
Horseradish
hadleyr
You mad magnificent bastard!
wrknsmart
Stop! Stop doing this to yourself - I'm going to feel awful.
DoubleRaveJump
Hope you like mustard but just as a request can you make it hot and or honey mustard?
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
Next eat a whole bottle of mayonnaise.
PrfctDrk
If you post that video or a bunch of gifs and fucking deliver, Ill drink a whole bottle of I don't have enough money to throw away like that
MrMcCrunch
Why? Mustard I s great in small amounts. A whole bottle is just terrible.
Cogflak
You need to chug mayo and then hotdogs to truly be a human hot dog
MsOtero
please don't. this is disgusting and unhealthy. the amount of salt alone is criminal to your body.
Rayxor
Can't wait until it's Sriracha.
JunGull
Do you hate yourself?
fedoras
You're just a glutton for punish/condiments.
TheSqeeek
That one's going to hurt.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
Drake the type of nigga to suggest drinking whole bottles of condiments
tinycrocodile
That will make you throw up bro
CorndogCereal
i dont think so. i didnt throw up with 48 oz. of ketchup
tinycrocodile
It will chemically induce you to vomit, there is a word for it - ipecac
JokeDudeR
Ketchup isn't mustard. They use mustard seeds to make a poison gas that makes your skin instantly blister. THAT mustard.
UDBV
http://youtu.be/yEc4NnNoH6Y
drpepper9990
Plus millions for the quick follow through
CorndogCereal
thank you. I come from a long blood line of delivery men
drpepper9990
it was flawless, your fathers father would be proud
bigeasy44
You will throw up. I ate just a large spoonful of mustard once and immediately threw it up.
CorndogCereal
i guess there is only one way to find out hahaha
lurkingwombat
that's a cure for leg cramps. It works.
Krindi
SuperTrooper it up man! Do a bottle of maple syrup!
BigDaddyBacon
If op chugs a bottle of mustard I'll do a full Jack Daniels chug @CorndogCereal
ThereWillBeBacon
I'm starting to think you just enjoy this
iamtheonewhobones
you're a glutton for punishment, OP. +1
Candymostdandy
Don't be surprised if your poop turns yellow afterwards.
CorndogCereal
All I know is that something awful is going to come out of my anus afterwards.
Candymostdandy
Congratulations?
CorndogCereal
i think condolences would be more appropriate hahaha
raggingmuppet
But whyyyyy?!?!
justsomenormaldude
oh god.. xD
OldIronsides
I vote for spicy brown mustard.
wowTheUsernameWasAlreadyTaken
You digestive system is going to have a bad time.
Grey406
You are going to be a human hot dog
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SIduck
Wh-what is the metaphor behind condiments?
BiggDamnHero
http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Accepted-Movie-Ask-Me-About-My-Weiner-GIF.gif
fwipsy
https://38.media.tumblr.com/2d1f29579051e2d0fa081069a1b17946/tumblr_mgw1mgGbvY1qznvi3o1_500.gif
JasonForge
I surprised no one has said that they would allow him to put his meat between their buns yet...not saying I do...just that no one's said it.
Sakeki
You're giving them ideas man, ideas are dangerous :x
plantnachos
If you were a hotdog all smothered in mustard, what you eat yourself?
bob3242
better than a centipede
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
ketchup goes on cheeseburgers, not hotdogs.
wessyfbaby
What a ridiculous statement.
spookmeister
It is US law that you don't defile a hot dog with ketchup
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Who are you, Mayor McCheese?!?
LicensedAdHominem
Ketchup goes on everything. Cheeseburgers, hot dogs, spaghetti, croissants, ice cream...
PhilFrox
Shrimp stew shrimp gumbo shrimp cocktail shrimp burger
rawrrawrrawrrawr
I don't know why you were downvoted so much for such a correct statement. People be trippin.
CorndogCereal
Corndog***
bustyblonde
you have such willpower
LoveSomeEarlGrey
Well im off to Sonic... For something... Not a corndog tho I'm not craving one at all
Jasonsson
Next do relish!
CorndogCereal
hey! my name is jason too... i was named after the red pwer ranger
Jasonsson
:D I was gonna be named Luke, after Coolhand Luke XD
Grey406
Godspeed CorndogMan! May your journey be warm and crispy
CorndogCereal
you i like. ;)
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Did you change your username to fit the joke, or did you make the joke because of your username? NVM scrolled up. Well played.
helpusdrzaius
*embarassement journey
LicensedAdHominem
Eat cereal with a bottle of mustard?
CorndogCereal
or just chop up a bunch of corndogs and make cereal with them using mustard as the milk
LicensedAdHominem
God, that sounds vile.
OPsMum
i gather that you are a mustard fan. i'm just hear to say "fuck ketchup". i put mustard on everything. i love dipping potato chips in it.
Arkine6
What I'm hearing here is that next time you're gonna try to eat a package of corndogs?
MenachemSchmuel
May your points keep you warm at night...
SyxxFtH8
For the record, corn dogs are one of the best damn foods on the planet!
CorndogCereal
finally someone speaks some truth around here
Tuen
This is going to escalate to sriracha... I sure hope it escalates to sriracha.
CorndogCereal
ME TOO!
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Sriracha isn't hardcore enough. Get some Dave's Insanity Sauce.
taigitsune
As someone who has chugged sriracha:
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toJDo046mm4 I once suggested a challenge to LA beast: Eat something without puking. Got no answer.
YellowSnowman
Why are you doing this to yourself man?!
jsktrogdor
Whore.
GoBlue
Because internet points mean way too much to him.
PossiblyJonSnow
I fucking love this comment! You sound like a sad best friend.
jdb95
Thought the same thing!
Ishdakitty
For internet points! But hell, more amusing than a lot of the crap that shows up on here. XD
getoffmytrain
Hes the condiment chugger imgur needs, but not the one we deserve. He is @CorndogCereal
CorndogCereal
for science!
889922
awwyissmuthafuckinginternetpoints
QuadrilateralEnix
to answer the question " how much vinegar will fuck me up? and how many internet points is worth it?"
TimothyTRiG
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20050527.jpg
imredheaded
It feels like this gif may apply for you:
holymopandbucket
Mustard is delicious so +1. However you might need some tums or something after... I feel like it'd hurt more than ketchup
swvfd626
*Internet points
fhqwhgus
Kinderschlager
this isn't the normal type of "science" i'm used to from imgur.....
Duttles
It could be if you're really into condiments
TacticalChungus
As long as it is either Dijon or horseradish mustard... let's make it a challenge.
CorndogCereal
DEAL! I'll get the spiciest one i can find.
CitizenRekt
Hot English.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
+1. I didn't think Dijon was meant to be hot.
CitizenRekt
Dijon is the mildest mustard. Might as well have said honey mustard :P
ComicSansHasToDie
I'm already scared for you health OP
CorndogCereal
so is my doctor... and he has no clue im doing this
ComicSansHasToDie
Maybe you should trade mustard for water. I just got of the hospital for a minor surgery, and it's pain in the ass, just stay healthy :)
CorndogCereal
lol water is no fun
ComicSansHasToDie
Neither are the ER. But as long as you enjoy it OP, have fun in front page.