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If/when you visit our national parks (and you really should), give the local residents PLENTY of space.
DO NOT BE THESE ASSHATS!
FWIW, this is not a trick of the light or a camera lens thing. These idiots were really that close to this amazing, giant bison.
Give bison at least 25 yards.
zanaria
It's supposed to be survival of the fittest, stop saving the stupid people and let their genes die out...
MickeyCallahan
Bye, son.
Sniffmeenob101
Could we have Asshats as a measurement
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress.
aShogunNamedMarcus
TBH I didn't even see the bison and thought they were too close to that GIANT HORNETS NEST IN THE TOP RIGHT
StonesOnTheHill
offical
I thought that was a picture of big foot sitting down
HumanFromPlanetEarth
You don't have to listen to OP but don't bitch to me when that majestic mafucker charges. It isn't a moocow
SwayzeS
I thought it was Big Foot with his back turned, gazing at the lake. Bison. Yeah, I see it now. :)
Rustedgrey
thought that was Bigfoot...
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I was born in Alaska, and I can confirm that these people are idiots.
dazedjosh
I'm from Australia and we don't have bison and even I know they're idiots. People really shouldn't fuck around with large wildlife.
phrenic99
To be fair . In Australia everything's trying to kill you. You're used to it !
SoupFace
They are called “tourons”
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
It's not a meme, but I'm still saving this terminology!
Becker37
I'd be very respectful but I'll never go because I'm very poor
E3done
Nah. Get closer. Try to feed it. I'm ready for a world were more people who deserve it, die.
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Thought that was bigfoot with my phone lighting turned down lol
Ihatemostofyouequally
Let Darwin sort it out.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Lol wonder if they’re vaxxed.
StunttheRunt
IDidSawABear
Except then its the park rangers job to track and kill the animal.
iddrinkherbathwater
Waste of a perfectly good bison. They should have to hunt two more idiots.
IDidSawABear
I 100% agree but that not how things are atm.
ThisGuyHere
I've seen people gored by bison in Yellowstone. Hell, I saw a woman tryin to get her family to pose near a Grizzly. People are fuckin stupid
andychristman2000
How close was the guy taking this picture of idiots being to close to bison?
Ninjainslippers
Based on the pine cone in the foreground and the depth of focus, I'd guess 20 yards. Still closer than I'd get to a bison.
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
One time on our way to Yellowstone, dad pulled over to get out and take pics of bison, some idiot was throwing rocks at them and yelling/
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
They were snorting and threatening to charge, dad came running back to the car to get us out if there before the idiot got someone killed.
Imbabala
In Africa tourists do this all the time. I can't even begin to understand.
StonesOnTheHill
Some people get so used to being safe that they can't imagine not being safe.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Is that hornets nest? Shit could go crazy.
drinkingonthej0b
I was wondering the EXACT same thing
RevolioClockworkJr
lmao as I was starting to look at the image I thought "why is that pineapple photoshopped in?"
LinkGoesHIYAAA
LMAO oh man this some road runner coyote level shit
huraee
Pinecone in the foreground.
GeriatricMillennial
Thank you
Givememyaccountback
Or a mega-pinecone in the background
BofusTeefus
Every year, people find out.
railgap
I knew someone who was in a Chevy Luv which was overturned by a bison because he was a few hours late with the food.
xcopperx
I thought that was a fuckin squatch sitting down facing away from them.
Levistras
Are we calling sasquatch 'squatch' now? I didn't get that memo. But that's what I thought the image was as well.
AbelardSnazz
I thought Gorilla
rebelhead
People don't know. They think earth is like Disneyland or something.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Some people need to be told that a 6' tall, horned animal that weighs as much as a car might be dangerous
dystopiansanta
Well, it is, but things at Disney land can kill you if you get too close.
BobHubert
A lot of what I’ve experience is people from larger cities tend not to have the same fear and respect of nature as us who know what to fear
Ruhig
"Well, I've never been gored by a bison, so I'm sure it's fine."
vigothecruel
People always forget that guests have died at Disneyland.
rebelhead
Died? In the Lovecraftian-esque death rituals they have?
Darksnider05
Naw Alligators in the water, people forgetting their in Florida.
MenloPart
Disneyworld in Florida?
Darksnider05
Land or World but yeah kids have been turned into snacks down there.
Ikingg
I thought they found Bigfoot .
zaazi
railgap
Get yourself a copy of "Death In Yellowstone" and feel SO MUCH MORE superior to your fellow humans.
EarthTourist
I was recently hiking in north Ontario and got closer to a moose than I ever want to be. Get out of there!
RocketKokket
I had a baby moose walk through our camp once in Algonquin. The whole time I was like mama is gonna come murder us all
EarthTourist
Yeah I was in algonquin too! And there was a calf and mother. I could smell her...
ThisGuyPostingThings
I've only ever been way too close to a moose in a car. Luckily, it ended up being just far enough away that I'm still alive.
BrazilianThunderPanda
IwanJerkow
Yeeeet
AudioCharles
Hello? CPS? I'd like to report parents that should be taken away from their kid
MickeyCallahan
Bye, son. Er, daughter.
UnitConversionBot
25 yards ≈ 22.9 metres or 38.1 washing machines
trigaranus
We should call metres "non-dystopian" yards. Then again, when I look around Europe... "semi-dystopian"...?
UncleBach
that's not very far
AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferentdk
Thanks. 22m doesn’t seem like enough, to be honest.
Syk0tik0ne
All I have are microwaves. How many microwaves equal 1 washing machine?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Only one way to answer this.....FIGHT!
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Lol the bot got an update for American measurements.
goaldigga
<3
SacrificialClam
It's beautiful
Exevium
Isn't that a Taskmaster reference tho?
couchdoctor
americancheese1
How many ducks, though?
mwanaKidoo
How many football fields?
beefosupremo
What about bananas?
adverselypossessed
How many Happy Meals is that? Thanks!
PonyMadness
Are those washing machines end on end or side by side though?
mistermiggs
Asking the real question
Grandolddrummer
Side by side. Source: I'm American
roboticKittenTamer
of course, we've talking horizontal distance, so side by side. If we were talking about height or vertical distance it would be stacked.
Grandolddrummer
This is true