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Jul 28, 2023 6:47 PM
vladrichdemaclant
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stefansd
OH, what did I do to deserve this torture./s/
4vie
... as long as it's agreed upon that it's a one-time thing... that sounds like a good time!
Billybillybillyporter
EroticZombiePants
That literally sounds like a dream date to me.
Ebo352
Can we do that again?
Rips4w
That'll show him....
Sfingks
I would appreciate if she drove me home like a true lady.
DonL9
This isn't the flex she thinks it is.
Seanspeed
This whole comment section is fucking embarrassing and seems to just prove a stereotype. Not that I think 95% of you have ever even had this problem in the first place, which is probably where it's coming from. It's actually nice to actually sleep with the chick you've 'slept with'. Doesn't mean you need to date them, but I guess that's where y'all are coming from - this misogynistic view of women as dependent and needy.
HenryLongfellowIII
A perfect evening.
spitfires2000
She already paid for the Uber too, right?
skippieelove
I mean, the way Uber works is you book it from an account with an active card attached. Unless she got his phone open and used his account on the app, I think it’s safe to say she paid for the Uber too.
WhatUpDog3000
where do I sign up for this science experiment?
Usainbold
What is there not to like about it? I mean you have met my basic necessities of food, sex and transportation.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
This will not have the effect that she thinks it will for a variety of reasons, but they can all be summarised by a lack of understanding of the severely different ways that men are raised when compared to women and the impact this has on them. Men are raised to see sex as basically the ultimate confirmation of their manhood and masculinity while also being socially isolated. Having someone buy them food, sleep with them then send them on their way is essentially the height of a mans desires.
KuroFluff
Thanks for putting it into words, but it's depressing and feels so wrong.
TheGoodKevin
nonickname23
mistaopportunity
That sounds lovely. I get food, sex, and I don't need to come to terms with my inability to connect with another human being.
littlecoatfatguy
This guy gets it.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
A little cuddling, maybe, but as non-committal as the sex
mondeca
That's pretty much all I do in the back of an Uber.
CaptainThePirate
It’s easier to reach if you just sit up front with the driver.
RobberBaronsBad
This guy fucks, and gets food, and a ride home
greakel
so can I just schedule an appointment or is there some sort of interview process?
RonMimnaugh
I am married and the wife would probably frown on the whole slept with me thing, but I am open to the other 2
GrumpyOldMan55
Too lazy to look for that I Volunteer gif so just picture it.
Ludus
This is why you get sent home
GrumpyOldMan55
You have no idea how much I want to go home.
happyrabbitzz
YourLatinLover
I saw a chick do that after our first kiss as I drove off, a heel click?
WorkerLurker
Adorable
lightfoot2
Ok.
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
As a man, I see no down side to this.
Seanspeed
Well all y'all are doing there is confirming a bullshit stereotype. Or maybe it's a valid stereotype and I'm an outlier? I like sleeping over after fucking, personally. Or conversely, having a chick sleep over if they're at my place. I honestly dont get what all y'all have against it. It doesn't mean I want to date, and most chicks will understand this. I get the impression most of y'all have never had this problem before, though....
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
I mean, this is all the best parts of hiring a hooker, but without actually having to pay for a hooker.
craftymuthafuka
Can confirm, this is in fact a perfect date. My second date, 2 weeks ago, with a nice girl went exactly this way, except i drove myself. Been on a couple more dates with her since and i paid - no sexy time. Sounds like the next date is on her and she has made her intentions clear. Women are changing!
craftymuthafuka
She wine and dined me, bill was $200. Took me back to her place, had her fun and sent me home. I can't wait for her to take the lead again!
OGshogun
Oh no.. please stop… I just can’t bear the thought of women doing this to me… just sounds so horrible you know? Like geez tell me who does this so I can avoid them at allllll costs..
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
The more I think about this, why don’t women like this?
poochyena
same reason men don't? Not everyone is obsessed with having sex with strangers, some people just want a long term relationship.
Seanspeed
Because it's normal to want to go to sleep after fucking, and perhaps cuddle with the person you just fucked. Kicking them out afterwards can be kinda cold, especially if it wasn't discussed before you invited them over. Especially when half the time, it means drinking was involved.
shark0attack
Seconded. It all comes down to expectations and communication imo. Some women want it, some men want it. Neither party wants to be deceived
meganical
Well, it feels insulting to be regarded as a prostitute for a meal, coffee, or absolutely nothing. It feels messed up to turn a relationship into basically a system of transactions
ObiWanCanBlowME
I like you buddy, thanks for your input. I'm a guy and I tend to enjoy sex less without the emotional connection, so the above seems like a turn off for me too. The above could seem nice but it feels like masturbation with an extra step. Free food is always nice tho!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's because of the sexual objectification of women. When it's difficult to get men to treat you as a person instead of an object, you will prefer the ones who treat you as a person.
beelzebob23
I'm a man, and would be totally OK with this arrangement.
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
As a single dad, I’d love for a woman to show me caring and affection for once. It’s hard always being a dad, and not sometimes having someone care for you.
MunkyBanana
Sounds like you might need someone to just give you a long hug until you’re done with the hug, no?
craftymuthafuka
I had this exact date 2 weeks ago. It was fantastic!
LariCheltsy
Prefer it actually.
PrincessWendyB
I like the occasional extended cuddle, but generally, umm, yeah.
rulerofthedingdongs
I’m a woman and would be totally OK with this arrangement.
Soufange
With my luck I'd choose the crazy guy who takes this as a sign we're meant to be and suddenly I'm in fatal attraction
RetrogradeLlama
I think she has a misunderstanding of men.
plastikb0y
She totally understands 'some' men
080080
dude, she totally understands. RIP her inbox.
littlemuseling
FuryFuryMon
Shes definitly understands some guys
goforthandconquer
something tells me men (inevitably) want more out of life than just food, sex, and a return-this-item uber ride.... probably also want partnership and intimacy and connection with another human being. disgusting....
VagrantKoba
Though most guys wouldn't be overtly upset by it.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
I thought this too then I experienced other people and now think men like myself are in the minority. Could just be the community of my area being entrenched in conservative and toxic masculinity culture though.
Eli93
The problem isn't really that this is done, it's that people go into dates with different expectations. It's fine to just have one night stands, but not if your date's expectation is a relationship. Doing what this tweet describes *can* be a dick move, if the person doing it lied about their intentions.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Is there something about this she thinks I don't like?
Eli93
The problem isn't really that this is done, it's that people go into dates with different expectations. It's fine to just have one night stands, but not if your date's expectation is a relationship. Doing what this tweet describes *can* be a dick move, if the person doing it lied about their intentions.
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
DaveDreamsOfDumplings
Jesus christ. 700 upvotes for missing the joke.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Well now that I know all the points I've earned on here were only awarded to me by idiots for being a fellow idiot, I'm not quite as proud of them. But still pretty proud tho
dennydorko
Satan approves.
eshank881
inikini
That’s the joke
CatsIsTheAnswer
I didn't want to sleep! I wasn't tired at all!!
PineappleLoopsBroether
and I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
plastikb0y
https://media.tenor.com/MbI3F-0I9woAAAAC/letterkenny-squirrely-dan.gif
JimboTCB
I mean, I'd rather be at home in my own bed and they're the one that goes away quietly without waking me up, but I'm not fussy.
Kagenical
She didn't spring for Uber black.
euphoricopportunity
Does anyone?
Kagenical
I drove for Uber black and X. You'd be surprised aha.
BusterWinkmeyer
Maybe he didn't earn it
Mxlespxles
UberBLACKED
VInTheSkyWithElephants
I’ve never been in an Uber—what is Uber black?
Frederf
A type where the car has to be a black luxury car/suv. There might be other requirements
chansuke
I know they're required to be newer model year vehicles than regular Ubers.
TheElusiveEnchilada
Once you go Uber black...
CosplayComet
Is there supposed to be a downside, or a 'gotcha' moment here? Sounds like a perfect evening.
dpidcoe
I think maybe the joke is supposed to be that the gender/society stereotype is the guy does all of those things and then the girl complains about it?
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Prolly why the title of the post is A perfect evening
CosplayComet
Oh shit, so it is! Didn't even see that...
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Please see me after class
CosplayComet
awww phooey!!
ontarioOT
Bow chika bow wow... does he still get an Uber?
CosplayComet