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Greatwood
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Derplegerp
And I though Bloatflys were ugly sons a bitches.
SometimesISayDumbShit
No fucking way. They don't get that big
ShadowGarou
What the fuck
TheBlackWindHowls
Oh, I see. You mean "small" as in the D&D size category. You know, one step below Medium—man-size.
themaverick1313
Need a better scale than trumps hands.
SoftKleenex
When it's sucking your blood, tense your muscles, then see if it explodes first or if you pass out first
FreshWater13
Ah, the ol' state bird of Alaska. Majestic.
TheAceOfTape
I can't help seeing the Mosquito Scene from Jumanji race through my mind... or windshield...
Laylah77
Holy hell!
littleMr50
GONZILLSGNAR
Jumanji?
cogs
It's the state bird.
RagingSnorlax
That's not that large Mr. Trump.
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
That's some Jumanji shit
satanscott
fuck. that. shit. Id outrun Usain Bolt if that thing came near me.
skwotingdog
That's a blood bug hatchling
HexxTech
Only one question: How do we set fire to snow.
neil137
hey, look, it's my ex wife
oddynuff666
libaf
Jayyce
@MobaNR );
Jmastro
Thats the kind of thing that would find its way into my room
flushy
I call the big one Bitey
DecepticonCustomerService
Igotthatreference.jpg
boobphysicist
i want to
Munchman347
Wore a mesh hood on a field trip in Alaska one summer, couldn't see a thing through the layer of skeeters, friggin' awful...
texasdean
Where's the banana?
DontKillTheChicken
this is why we should just blow up alaska. i mean really, do we need it?
FunJokeGoesHere
With all the oil in Alaska, if we blow it up we'll probably blow up half of Russia too....
snarkybitch
And......
DontKillTheChicken
so win win. no more giant winged nope's, and trump clears his debt.
AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH
Flubna
Makimakithefirst
Fitting username
xXChArMaNdEr024Xx
A small mosquito
obake21
Caught in Alaska
poppedtheclutch
yeah just wait till the big ones come out
FizzyBacon
That's what it said
MTheT
http://www.skinema.com/sk10FarrellLost3.gif Is it noticeable?
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
hardly
Krayotik
Bwahhhhhh!
Unholygawd
Underrated movie
boobphysicist
what movie?
Camelspotting
Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell
boobphysicist
thanks i watched it and loved it before but forgot the name
Muttmutt
I need to know if this is true. It's ruining my life.
LinkInThePark
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GayPeacock
You should see the movie Mosquito. I recommend it.
siler7
You cannot possibly be serious.
sYferaddict
I just spent three years there before being stationed back in San Antonio; this isn't life sized, but at times, it feels like it is.
placidrain56
The largest mosquito is the Toxorhynchites; the elephant mosquito. It grows up to around 1.5 inches. By the look I'd say this is a model.
Carlivia
It's only a model
SpecimenSpiff
Shh!
DammitMeredithWhereAreYourPanties
brasky456
By the look I'd say this is dinner.
combatwombat0
On the internet, nobody knows you're a frog
chriswihu
especially not now
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Procrasturbating
What? I've seen mosquitoes way bugger than flies.
Awesummzz
Maybe the size of a horsefly
webcamtarantula
Then you are lying because they don't exist.
Procrasturbating
Have you ever seen a mosquito hawk?
webcamtarantula
You mean the crane fly? I.e. not a mosquito
Greatwood
It's a model of a female mosquito taken at the portage glacier visitor center. On a sad note, portage glacier is almost completely gone
codon011
I have a picture from my first college Spring Break at Portage Glacier. We were ignoring the signs and standing on the icebergs.
DEATHHHHH
What the fuck do we do....what the fuck do we do now....
bigbongrippah808
Are you in portage @op? You may know a friend of mine that worked there all summer
KidCola
Why'd you have to spoil the fun?!!
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g31000-d559219-i72940762-Begich_Boggs_Visitor_Center-Girdwood_Anchorage_Alaska.html
chinesewarlord
Is that model 1:1? cause if so i just shit myself
SpecimenSpiff
It's actually larger in real life. They're known to take down deer and small children.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
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You can probably rest easy, shit found in glaciers probably won't bother you
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Yes they will.
FelixG
I saw Seaquest, things frozen in glaciers can totally wake up and try to eat submarines when they melt!