PatThaiCM
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Rest In Piss, asshole
Feb 18, 2023 1:08 AM
PatThaiCM
107769
1911
79
Rest In Piss, asshole
Blakeadelic
“American Patriot” aka the modern definition: “I’m a racist, homophobic, xenophobic fuckwad.”
zeacorzeppelin10
The flags at his grave are disgusting.
tirpider
I find the idea of grave desecration to be abhorrent and tasteless. Also that it couldn't have happened to a more deserving prick.
warrenwoodworks8888
That has officially made my night. A work of art. +1
Skumbo
Wow look at that, a public urinal.
SepiaSkies
Rush was the voice of my childhood, stoking my father’s hate for illegal aliens. Never mind that he married one, and made a kid with her.
SepiaSkies
It was rad growing up being a self hating brown dude. Thanks rush. Rest in piss, bitch.
HillOfBeans
I’m sorry, that sucks. I saw my family change after Reagan and this shitstain fouled the airwaves. They got uglier and meaner.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I was like "who the fuck is rush ludson?" then I was like "its not Rush the band" Then I was like "OOOOH"
Cheerfulinsanity
Can you explain it for my friend who doesn't understand?
Primotimewaster
Rush Limbaugh. A far right radio host, GQPer, tRump ass- kissing shit stain.
Chaapai
2 years sober now! If you don’t count the embalming fluid
alwaysfeedingme
May the old bastard burn in hell ! I said that ! I am happy to repeat it too! May that old bastard burn in hell!
hipcheckup
I'm lookin' forward to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Urinal. That's gonna be one loooong line.
hotdoginathermos
nimeton0
Robohobo541
Rest in piss
cinacritic
Rest in Piss asshole
Harryteeters
Say what you will about Rush, but he's beat his addiction 2 years in a row now
moose2000
That's good. Well done.
Marsupialmessiah
Thats rush limbaughs grave? Sign me the fuck up!
rozwell51
Big deal. Whitney has been off drugs for 12 years.
monkeybasketball
As a person celebrating two years sober today, I approve this joke.
Harryteeters
Hey congrats friend!
monkeybasketball
Thank you!! I just made a post about it. I’m also just launching into The last of Us, so my post doesn’t do so fiery Justice. But trust me1/
monkeybasketball
2/ You can totally pee on dead douchebags and get away with it with much greater ease whilst clear headed. Have a good one, friend.
SugaryBonemeal
Say what you will about Rush, because nobody cares about that garbage sack of shit.
Longinus212
He's also managed to stop being such a piece of shit for 2 years now... Amazing how people can really turn it around.
Euchre
As lovely as the sentiment is, if that were true, that whole thing would be MUCH darker, I'm sure. Gonna say this is a pic taken right after
PoliticalWanderer
Or is photoshopped. But any piss on it is richly deserved.
Euchre
If that's a photoshop, that's impressive work - the splatter patterns, especially where the 'steps' are - very realistic.
ohgr33
I googled it. Apparently urine can etch marble because it's alkaline. Made me happy.
Euchre
I think that's granite, although it appears to have the same pH as marble.
OtziOzbjorn
To disambiguate: Urine ph 4.5-8 (acidic) can etch marble ph 7 (alkaline).
MarkRavingMad
They say you should only speak good of the dead...Rush Limbaugh is dead, and that is good.
Inarticulated
mmmurppp
“Why do you think they call it COVID-19… There’s been 18 others!” - rush
license2kilt
I said this when he died and Imgur suspended me.
SugaryBonemeal
You took one for the team. May many lighters be raised in your name.
leodavinci1
The saying is "You shouldn't speak ill of the dead". Maybe you confused it with the old saying "If you can't say anything good about 1
leodavinci1
someone, don't say anything at all". So... I don't talk about Rush. 2
FenyxKnight
I'll speak ill of the dead. What are they gonna do, fight me about it? Fuck rush
MasterDark001
Don’t speak I’ll of the dead. “Hitler did nothing wrong.” If we don’t learn from horrible monsters, there will come more.
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
Sayings can be wrong. A dead asshole is still an asshole.
AnonOmis1000
This does put a smile on my face
DanKrog
Chicagorooftop
Fantastic tribute, well earned.
thesavagery
ohwhenwilldeathcome
I am decidedly not patriotic, but get those flags off that fucking grave.
bourbonandbaddecisions
In case anyone is in the area and needs to take a piss. https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/223083407/rush-limbaugh
Cocopure73
Is this true? This cemetery is in the middle of a predominantly African American community.
Cocopure73
Oh the irony.
Dondarian
Is this true? This just looks wet. Rush Limbaugh is a piece of shit, don't get me wrong. But this just looks like it's just recently wet.
Ismellofhockey
It is recently wet, however if left uncleaned it can damage the marble permanently.
Dondarian
I need to look up what the damage looks like!
MissDeeMeanor
I don't do that very often standing up but I would make an exception here.
sadurdaynight
"And to you, Rush Limbaugh, we give the highest female insult possible.. a standing urination!"
keystotheairlock
I knew a girl once who would lean with her legs together at a wierd angle and kinda huff and puff and shoot it out the back. Might work?
theshinobi23
Never saw it to confirm validity, but one girl I knew used to claim she'd put one leg up high and kinda lean it over the target.
morgen110
A most deserving decoration for that disgusting windbag.
flordelasantillas
Headstone has American Patriot, the farthest from the truth. Does shit stain marble too?
ILikeToFindTheAnswers
The shit stain is about six feet below.
SepiaSkies
Underrated comment. Well done.
HillOfBeans
Six-Feet-Underrated, even?
CodeWarrior
Hydrochloric acid will dissolve it. Easily obtainable from any hardware store that sells drain cleaning products.
maeta
Don't pollute the earth and potentially our drinking water pls.
CodeWarrior
The marble would neutralize the acid. No harm to environment would result, particularly in such small quantity. We use coral rock in our1/2
CodeWarrior
koi pond to neutralize the weak sulfuric acid rain that come to us as result of Hawaiian volcano emissions.
grandpascar38
Or any water supply near Ohio right now thanks to rush's buddies
HillOfBeans
I, for one can’t wait to squat on the orange nazi turd’s grave.
spiderjohn36
Give Trump's grave the GG Allin treatment.
DaveSamsonite
Me too. I’m gluten intolerant so I will eat a box of shredded wheat and liquefy my innards.
LoitninStroik
I salute you, Sir Dave "Squirt" Samsonite!
DaveSamsonite
I figure maybe 30 days in jail? I will need a free speech / medical necessity defense. I literally had no choice!
KillingTlme
Charge 10 bucks and the US could be debt free in no time.
Mechwarrior719
I’d charge MAGAts $100 for the “honor” of protecting their orange daddy’s grave. I’ll be a billionaire.
onlyhalfghost
I'll just bring my food cart down and sell asparagus and coffee to the piss line and cheeseburgers to the redhats
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
*hamberders
Rosie2003
And Turtle Man. And every Nazi in Congress
LowSpeedHighDrag
Careful, there's DNA in poo. Best to save some up from a pet and put it there in a bag. A non-flammable brown bag...not flammable, flammable
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
You’ll first need a membership to one of his golf resorts to get to it unfortunately
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Sign up, take the dump, and use the 3 day cooling off period to cancel. Even Florida has one of those.
belongsinamuseum
It’ll be a big grave- Rudy, MyPillow Guy, Turtle, etc. will be thrown in there alive, Egyptian pharaoh style.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
His spawn will let you for a small fee
FizzleBurger
An eye for an eye, a turd for a turd
NOYLL
Would it count as artistic free speech if I commission a headstone shaped as a port-a-potty and have it installed atop his grave?
HillOfBeans
I certainly think it’s worth a try.
NOYLL
That way everyone can come and piss on it?
Ekibwurm
drosophilamelanogaster
Fuck knows, some American wankstain I think.
inevermadeone
Person from the radios, when radios were still a thing. Said stuff that large number of people disliked and others liked. Afaik.
PutItInNeutral
Some hate monger. Nobody important.
natebitatibetan
He's the reason Alex Jones, Trump, Tucker Carlson, and Bannon have a large audience of the angry and the uneducated.
KAPTKipper
History will barely remember him as the angry guy who got something for nothing.
Kalthramis
History won't remember him.
Burke616
Oh, what he got cost a *lot,* he just wasn't the one stuck with the bill.
astromoondoggie
The more people who can say that, the happier I am
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Meh. You shouldn't be happy that people so easily forget the origins of modern Fascism in the US.
GCRust
Perhaps, but it demonstrates a lifetime devoted to mindless hate leads to an afterlife of being forgotten. He received his reward in full.
captainhappen
you're giving that fat turd way too much credit
Ekibwurm
not all of us are from the usa, so we're lacking local references. same way if i spoke about recent french events you would have no clue...
KillerTofu615
Basically the origin of modern radio hate speech in the US.
Ekibwurm
so trump if he went radio instead of politics.... ikes. surprising there's not more piss stains on that marble then
BriefausdemGeist
Oh my god, that’s awful! Where is it so we can stain the rest of it?
gsmdo
Please car-share, it’s greener and eases parking congestion at the cemetery.
MotorToad
Don't stain *all* of it, it won't look stained. :D
H2ONerd
We'll just have to switch to brown.
Jbelkin
Yea, sign in after a few sunny days …
Myrealnameisunusual
Stain it with shit.
BriefausdemGeist
The shot stain is six feet under
JiffyGee
Eat a shit ton of those blue sharks, that turned your tongue blue, beforehand.
Cargobiker530
Pickled beets FTW!!
BriefausdemGeist
I’d think asparagus
kithylin
Actually just eat blueberries for a couple days. Will turn your poo and pee a shade of blue. Don't ask me how I know.
Murrdogg
Apparently St. Louis https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/223083407/rush-limbaugh
HistoricalContext
That makes me feel a little better. I used to live half-an-hour from Cape Girardeau, and I thought he was buried there.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
The one time a 3 hour drive doesn't sound bad...
jasonboison
So do I send cheap cigarettes or a get well soon bouquet
bigpooplog
It is indeed. It’s actually a very cool cemetery with lots of neat old family graves. He doesn’t belong there.
Sniffmeenob101
It won't let me sign in from UK but could one of you clever Imgur peeps add the photo above to the Memorial .Love Imgur
robotr0b0t
For anyone genuinely curious about the cemetery: https://bellefontainecemetery.org/ . But also they have an interactive grave map.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Road trip
pianostacatto
Does this map also tell of the security detail, if any? Asking for a friend who can't hold it in sometimes.
MasterDark001
Piss in a beer bottle and claim you’re “pouring one out for your homie”
circlebreaker
I wonder how tricky it is to get in there and bury it in cabbages?
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
tr26
Cabbage?
circlebreaker
Cabbages. Buy one and allow it to spoil, you will see why.
tr26
Ahhhhh