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Nov 2, 2022 2:05 PM
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SirDistic
In Japan you have to order your Christmas chicken dinner months in advance because it's sold out.
bikergeek6249
#7 Aisle 15
KingXizor
#9 unfair standards for men! Growers can't helicopter soft or hard and we WANT to dammit!
SanityVoid
#41 I shall be a ferret about this, and ferry it away to be shown to my other filthy degenerate friends for a giggle. Thanks friend.
OlthoiHelmet
Excellent
Sticklebrickk
#8 A cups are 11 pancakes? Really? Seriously, really!?
KoenigDerAusrede
#9 It’s helico his dick arround the room, isn‘t it. A common misunderstanding.
smutfiend
#36 - wouldn't work on me, I'd avoid sex entirely with this person.
HonHomes
"Ah shit, she's probably put a hole in it"
Lulabel73
I also know some men who want to have a baby, so there’s that risk.
MagmaCarta
I thoroughly enjoyed this
bikergeek6249
#12 I wanna hyuck you like an animal/You bring me closer to gawrsh
Wonderkin
#8 What the F* size pancakes you making? A-cup 11 pancakes????? Is this in comparison to weight or total volume?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
This is wrong anyway. The volume of the cup changes based on the band size. 38A breasts are bigger than 32C breasts.
Ekwestrein
Exactly what I came to the comments to say.
ohmygoditsabear
#11 that dishwasher fucking hurts to look at
volch1tsa
My roommates have done worse. Bowls facing straight up! Entire plates of leftovers! Amazingly my dishwasher still did alright somehow
Inmate45
#42 but one day, maybe, MAYBE, that whole pack of sour lollies won't give me mouth ulcers.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
#8 The size of the cups is relative to the band size. For eg a 38C has the same amount of "batter" as a 40A. This is totally wrong.
DeadeicPrints
#11 this upsets me on a deep level.
NotAHugeSpider
I think it'd give Jon Richardson a stronk.
JackalopeElope
5 types of bowls and 6 types of bowls. I'd rack it better, but not by much.
SnepInTime
Thats 13 types of bowls
vDorothyv
#11 never get mad as the alternative was them not doing the dishes
fickeroffick
#27 Peas braking hot, peas braking cold, peas braking somersaults 9 streets o'er
eromitlab
#34 could be worse, could be Faded Glory
Willowknowsall
Who bought that 11 year old boy that shirt?!
Drix1942
#2 One is spending time with friends, other one is cheating (implied).
carriedeservedbetter
#48 i don't get it?
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Sometimes you don't think it be like it is, but it do
RevengeIsIceCream
The angle of her back and most importantly the grip on her hair implies they're doing the sex thing.
avvar
they're doin' the do
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
#23 Meanwhile, I'm over here picking up a hitchhiker, sharing my Halloween candy and edibles with him, and chatting about how fascists suck.
HonHomes
Yyup! I don't really worry about going to do jobs for strangers at whatever address they give me.
BenevolentViking
#3 Quick reminder that the singer of Toto, Joseph Williams, is the son of John Williams. Yes, *that* John Williams.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Wait, really?? TIL
agermanguy
Wow +1
JigglyWitch
Til my tits are 25 pancakes
HonHomes
KyleButNotThatKyle
Congratulations, sir.
TinyLiehon
#4 That says more about the 5th teacher than anything else (to be debated whether the other 4 didn't know or were smart enough to pretend).
nowtherearetwo
Had to Google it. You are spot on!
pigsearsandtwirlytails
I'm scared, is it safe to Google?
Neometal
it's porn
pigsearsandtwirlytails
Ah, so not safe. Thank you
murderhobbit
#4 i don't get it
AtmaDarkwolf
Sad deal is, a meme (even weak ones like this) that require research just to find out what obscure thing it references isn't worth posting.
AtmaDarkwolf
and yes, I Did google it. It basically says 'I am a fan of a very specific genre of poon on pornhub'
MeatraffleJackpot
Lookin like nobody else does.
UserNamesArentEasy
#47 this was very common in the US.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Buffets in general? Yes. All you can eat KFC? Never seen or heard of one.
UserNamesArentEasy
Might have been a Midwest thing then. But MN and IA both had them while growing up in the 90s. None have them anymore.
smutfiend
Just not KFC. If it exists, I got no clue where.
Lakalaba
Went through Arkansas and stopped at a KFC, small town, they had a buffet. I don't remember where. It was awesome. Quality food too.
UserNamesArentEasy
Was, as in past tense. My local KFC got rid of their 8+ yrs ago now.
avvar
Yea, I've seen plenty of buffets, but I've never seen a single KFC buffet, ever. Golden Corral though...
gryphoemia
golden corral is proof that the gods hate us.
FishSausages
Everything facing downward to get appropriately sprayed clean? I see no problem here.
ThomasThundersword
not all the bowls are facing down, it’s over crowded, and, while this is personal preference, there is no order to how it’s laid out.
smutfiend
Everything is super cramped together. Hard for proper flow to get a good clean.
SterlingBee
and the plastic should all be on the top rack, most of it says 'top rack only' right on it
philsnow
There's a non-stick cookie sheet in the dishwasher. Whoever loaded it needs to be drug out into the street and shot.
philsnow
none of the bowls are facing downwards, they're all facing horizontally. stack bowls loosely in single file to hide their numbers.
philsnow
A+ on the gray water bottle in the bottom right though, I have that exact one and this is what you've gotta do.
areyoucallingmealiar
#41, Do you want me to come over and eat your pussy ‘till you come on my face?
thisiskissel
No one on this thread is questioning how she gonna eat her own pussy.
LeCoq1963
I'm disturbingly proud of myself for getting that without any help
scr1bbl3
Well it’s kind of you to offer…
TheRutabagaUprising
It took me 2 tries of being confused and the 3rd time reading, it felt like reading a regular sentence and I have no clue how I did it.
HackerJacker
then rather than 'till but yes
Hashbrown123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
urob
I am horrified that I actually guessed this on the first go without scrolling to the comments. What's wrong with me?
andwings2go
Still trying to figure out how I knew what that said first time seeing it
Seantall
Yes please!
lackadaisycull
I love/hate that I read this correctly even though this is the first time I had seen this long, obtuse acronym.
mattrixk
I got most of the way through it in my own, but needed the comments for the rest
GnikNella
Same
ItsCaptain0bvious
Yeap, no more than half a second pause in the middle, but yeah, what is wrong with me?
londog1
Yup
ramblercomet5772
Someone needs to do a Ph.D. thesis on why in the hell every person knows what this means even though they have never seen it before.
RipThemUpRatchet
So fascinating. I bet it’s heavily related to context
bananabelly
We're all sick, horny fucks. Do I get my PhD now?
L1NS4S4URUS
Thank you I was having trouble with the "on my face" part
RonnieKielbasa
Name of your sex tape?
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
I can help with that.
Kythulhu13
#1 the only song I can think of titled “Ignition” is by Trivium and I doubt that’s what this is referring to.
DeadeicPrints
Oh they mean a song. Still doesn't make sense to me though.
JugOfVoodoo
R. Kelly's Ignition (Remix): "It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got everyman in here wishin."
JugOfVoodoo
It's R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)". Meme refers to the chorus: "It's the remix to 'Ignition', hot and fresh out the kitchen".
JugOfVoodoo
I forgot the rest: "Mama rollin' that body, got everyman in here wishin'."