Just got a fancy new rat trap

Mar 8, 2016 5:46 AM

Corndogg98

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This is what it looks like

It is more humane than other traps, also it doesn't use poison so its non-toxic.

This is how it works

KAPOW!

Some facts I found

that will buff right out

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too have a rat trap. Her name is Biscuit. She is soft and i love her.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's awesome. That might mean I don't have to deal with dogs that's bleeding out from eating rodenticides. -vet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It says stoats too. Those poor cute floof snakes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a really expensive, but kind of cool way to kill rats.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Neat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seems like rats would associate this with death pretty quick and avoid it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does ... Does it know it's an ad?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/7a/7c/2c7a7c87b247d9b6e7fbc1f96a089f80.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Look at all those Business Rats

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah hahaha!!! Loved that show entirely...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does the collecting bird come for free or you pay a monthly fee?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Better video, with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMYiL3C60uc

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Iwas expecting it to be a bit more KAPOW-ish

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He ded...He ded....He ded...He also ded...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MULTI KILL!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*Quake sounds optional extra

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are you killing rats outside? That's like trying to vacuum the beach.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Grain storage, livestock , and keeping them out of houses an buildngs.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I figured there was a reason.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup. As a seasonal farm hand, mice are cheeky lil bastards

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pow! Right in the kisser

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Yup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*reset*...Pow! Right in the kisser

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm a grown-ass man, and don't like rats, but this video made me very uncomfortable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DPXrgxBOE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should it count as a TKO?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Screw the technical BS, what's the bait?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did you find this, It been two years??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how loud is the kapow?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Very quiet. It's a "click". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMYiL3C60uc

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty quiet, but the snapping of the rats little neck and it's 8 minute death soliloquy where it tells the other rats to end war is loud.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I haven't heard one yet but its powered by a C02 canister, so probably as loud as a C02 air gun.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Might want to give it a test to see. Out in the boonies the last thing you'd want to wake up to is 'was that a gunshot right out my window?'

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do they have one for people?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just went to their website, this is for killing Stoats too?! But they are so damn cute!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I saw it in the words on the first picture :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In their native habitat sure. As a feral pest in NZ they are pure shite.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i prefer my humane rat traps that actually leave them alive so i can transport them elsewhere

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 9

You are just making them someone else's problem and odds are you are often catching the same one repeatedly depending on how far away you go

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Rats are just Bros trying to survive, they mean no harm and are fine in the woods

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They are not fine in my barn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only in NZ would we name something that hammers things to death "good nature". I'm so proud of our irony.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's definitely better than poisoning. For one thing this thing it's quick, so it can't have a little poison walk away and die painfully 1/3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Second if it dies of poison that could kill any other animal that tries to eat its body. Like birds or your neighbors cat. 2/3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry if this annoyed you, but hopefully you can at least see how this is actually a great invention even if it's a glorified head smasher

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

KAPOW! SCAVENGED. should be the new BOOM! ROASTED.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So how does "auto reset" work, exactly. That's the one part of this mechanism I'm just not buying.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guessing. Gas pushes kill-thingy against spring power. Once pressure from gas is gone spring resets trap.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess: the same way the slide on a semi-automatic pistol returns to its forward position. Vents to let the gas out and a strong spring.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it work on squirrels?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Killing them is super humane.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'm going to assume you don't live in the desert/plains or on a farm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, I do- but when we trap and kill rodents, we don't try and make ourselves feel better about the kill by calling it 'humane'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hah! I see. I do think there are inhumane ways to kill a rodent. Sticky traps, poison, etc. Maybe that's what they mean by humane kills.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but rats are actually pests.. in some cases kill them is a necessary evil ... https://youtu.be/9pWY70kmCmc

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i need this but for scorpions. something. anything. please for the love of fuck someone make something to control the scorpion population.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the electric ones that have been known to occasionally set squirrels on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 3

you mean enchants them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I took a gamble opening that link. I was really hoping it wasn't a squirrel on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Smoking squirrel is from an Amazon review. Couldn't find video, but here you can see the electrical arcs: v

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

setting squirrels on fire... is that a bug or a feature?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I find it entertaining, but I don't the manufacturer does, since they advertise as being quick and humane. Fact is, arcs burn things.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another reviewer talked about having to scrape rodent flesh off the contact panel. Death is messier than the manufacturer wants you to think

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would ruin my cat's fun. He actually enjoys toying with the terrified bringers of disease. Psycho bastard. +1 though, cool idea.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

Has he actually fought rats? Pretty impressive, I understand most wild rats give cats a whooping.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. His official nickname is 'twinkles the death dealer.' He has no normal cat weaknesses, likes to play in the rain, scares my pitbull.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This would run my cat's curious paw

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here, can picture her checking if there is more dead rats up there. Would probably splinter the paw too :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psycho Bastard haha, beautiful! +1 for you

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I mean it never tells you that you can't put your dick in it

10 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 5

That 0% survival rate though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KAPOOW!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somebody's gonna sue...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, dick now three times smaller

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would but I don't want to have to buy another one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

apologies on the tiny dick...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sole reason I bought it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Smells like a potential lawsuit >:)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule #1: Don't put your dick in crazy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF DUDE?!?!?!!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 40

One of us

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One of us

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're new here... Aren't you?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

How could you tell? *chuckle chuckle*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Welcome to imgur my friend!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's kinda like saying, "welcome to hell," but w/ a smiling and genuinely hoping they enjoy their stay.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hello, newfriend

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Now, put your dick in it...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did and I think the machine is broken. Shit, now my penis is stuck too. Fuck, can somone help me!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you dont have scavengers what happens? Best case scenario:big pile of dead rats in your yard. Worst case: 1 dead rat scares away the rest

10 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 3

There is no place with rats without scavengers. Where there are rats there are things that feed on rats.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DPXrgxBOE The rat steps over his friend's fresh corpse to get at that tasty, tasty clickbait

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are always scavengers

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Something like this I suppose https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea it should have an auto-resetting catapult too

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's fucking awesome. That catapult should get its own tv show

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a moment to figure out what was behind the glass door. I mean it's a nice trap if it didn't involve anyone to stand by it all day

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It'd be like Triangle all over again.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EVERYWHERE has scavengers, honey.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually other rats...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't have scavengers, your ecosystem is in big trouble.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 13, 2016 8:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fucking nature....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And as I learned in high school, the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell. Also, one specimen of rat can't reproduce.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Survival of the fucking fittest

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you have a scavenger...

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Very true, just more food for the current rat population.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Energy losses being what they are, it's still a net reduction in rats. Just a slight bit smaller one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a population of rats has turned to cannibalism than pop. is high and food supply is low. Need more than one trap.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That is a weird looking pizza, lemme tell ya.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This doesn't concern you."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He is just helping a drunk buddy get home.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Mary... WHAT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally a gif for everything

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Example:

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

In NYC rats eat rats

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We're talking about actual rats, though, not politics.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would say both?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but other traps are one use then need a reset anyway, and also what area doesnt have cats or some kind of predatory bird?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My underwater evil lair

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Underwater lair with no sharks with friggin lasers on their heads?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look, it's been a tough year to be a villan. Had alot of cutbacks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im sorry, you shouldn't have to deal with my above water privilege. My apologies.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Trigger!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But as if you don't have lair falcons?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have any idea what being underwater does to a falcon? Cos I don't and I'm not sure I want to find out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0