BythepowerofPlank
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May 6, 2024 9:56 AM
BythepowerofPlank
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Anybodys
I’m 6’2 and I always wanted to date a woman who’s taller than me. Like waaay taller
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I'm a fan of tall women and I'm not alone. I'm sorry it causes you distress but as a short person I don't think tall people are monstrous. I often find them enchanting!
Ilovetomakestuffup
you have no idea how attractive large woman for us men actually are
TimbiquiDarkThirty
StevieTheAussie
n3ckr0mantic
As a fellow giant; Im a total sucker for a gal my size
ToonamiT0M
Rannath
Now I am sad.
BlastyMcBlastblast
plank: 'my eyes are up here... higher... higher... even higher'
BythepowerofPlank
Basically i gave up when my tits are in a lot of guys ans girls head hight
PaperinoVB
ell... I can understand your point of view, but I'd put it on the pro side ;-)
bobtheaxolotl
BythepowerofPlank
Basically
getadogupya
I think you just enjoy toying with the thirsty boys here.
warriorofdiscord
Was gonna say, this seems like a thirst trap. OP's just been feeling a bit down, needs a pick-me-up.
MylundTheMad
Well good news for OP…
DontcallmeLen
Move to be Netherlands. They're all taller than the land of the whole nation.
nonottelling
Women stop dead at roughly 6’ still here though.
Most women average out around 5’8” at best. I myself am 6’8”, I’d probably break my neck meeting any woman taller than me..
It never ceases to amaze me that 6’ is considered tall in the US. It just… isn’t.
Especially girls wanting guys to be over 6’. I mean.. why would your smurf ass 5’ want someone a foot + taller?! Your neck will not like it one bit..
Bob122872
gtotherizzle
I have a friend, who I love dearly, and she's a 6 ft tall gorgeous woman who loved wearing heels and intimidating men. Her husband is a lovable scamp at 5'6....and he is probably the happiest man in the world. Own it, love.
TwiceK
I'm 6'9. Im often the tallest person someone has ever met. On average, I'll be the tallest person at a rock concert, or in a small town.
People only care about themselves and have no time to care about silly things like the height of some gal.
Misora
Michael Crichton, is that you?! You're alive! Sorry fun fact I learned recently is that he was also 6'9 which may be why he wrote 2 different series where amusement parks try to kill people.
DrMarioSThompson
Shit. TIL
TheChunguskaEvent
OhIfIMust
Perhaps they are saving that for Sweeps.
whitefoxkei
This is a Joey-heavy episode anyway.
lightfantasticem172
Coming here to say, your height is beautiful 6'3" is tall coming from a 5'4" woman, an bb you are many many many people's fantasies - including mine (not in a creepy way, tall woman just rule) and the more you tell yourself that, the sooner you will see it in your eyes too
BythepowerofPlank
Awwww thank yiuuuu.
MylundTheMad
Do you have *any* idea just how many people are into monster women?
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ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
BythepowerofPlank
i don't, but i suspect its at least three more than i think
MylundTheMad
Okay, raunchy humor aside, I know it can be difficult to feel attractive when you aren’t what the typical mainstream media “ideal” of feminine beauty looks like. But if nothing else, the overwhelming thirst of these responses should tell you that you CAN be beautiful regardless of your size or whatever little feature you feel like fretting over. Your feelings can be valid because that’s how you feel. But they aren’t justified because there’s such a broad range of attractive qualities.
BythepowerofPlank
true enough :D
rijstewafels
So how tall is megatall?
frenofafren
Mega.
Heavenissize17socks
@op, who you see people look at you with jaws agape, they are not in fear, they are in awe.
SquaresUnfiltered
I know it's going to be hard, but stop worrying about the perception of others. You're physiology is fine. You going to find people who treat you like whatever. Try your best to ignore them.
-sincerely a short dude
atrielienz
Stand up proud and tall, lady. Own it. It looks so much better than trying to hunch. Believe me when I say someone out there finds you extremely attractive and it really doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.
littlefoxpounce
Hi tall lady, I'm a trans girl. You have no idea how much it would mean to me just to hang out with a girl taller than me even just for a few moments. It sounds strange for me to say this, but it would make me feel like I fit in a little better. Just you being you would do that for another person. That has a huge value. You are valuable as you are. You matter to many and loved as you are ❤️
SillySnowFox
I echo this sentiment. 100%
BythepowerofPlank
If you ever need makeup, skin care clothning tips etc, dm me!
littlefoxpounce
Can I dm you to be friends too? You're awesome already
BythepowerofPlank
Absolutely.
LunarCreature
This offer open to others... cause yeah I am in need of some pointers too
Cyberbeni
If your mascara doesn't vibrate, you can just vibrate your head https://youtu.be/wKVO8dJH0LQ
BythepowerofPlank
Absolutely
Felimelinesk
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Not even 10am and I've already seen the hottest thing I've seen today.
AawesomeAardvaark
That sentence makes no sense but I still agree
dickblack12
Trankia12
People come in all shapes and sizes, there's nothing abnormal about your height. And you can reach the top shelf, so at least you have that going for you.
jammer909
- which is nice...
Boblemoju
My landlord designed my kitchen for people like her. I'm 5'8 and can't reach the top shelf at my place :S
aloharamada
Maybe you guys should date.
thrashingcows
I’m 6’8” and many years ears ago I met a young woman who was 6’5” and she told me the worst thing for her was the options on clothing. She said most of the stuff she wore was made for men and that the clothing made for tall women were so expensive and hard to get that she only bought one new outfit a year.
HonestCommentFarmer
Hey, so do I! I'm not particularly tall though, just cheap.
VoidScreamer
My sister is almost 6'3", and she definitely had that issue when we were younger, especially for pants. There are at least more options for taller women now at prices more comparable to others - maybe not 'normal' prices, but the prices plus size people pay anyway.
Gelaticat
My wife is 6’ and has had the same problems all her life. Her solution is that she now makes most of her own clothes, from underwear and pants to shirts and rain cloaks.
thrashingcows
For your wife!
knotydes
It kinda sucks finding clothes as a 6'8" male as well. Same height brother, remember to watch out for ceiling fans.
thrashingcows
And watch your stride as you go through doorways! Took me a lot of years to get the timing and stride right, as well as a slight head tilt, so I wasn’t on the upward arch as I came through the doorway!. I have a permanent section of missing hair from all the times I didn’t get it right!😬😆
cordeliathedog
Have you tried American Tall?
circlebreaker
If you're still in touch tell her about Long Tall Sally. Not sure about prices, but they're specifically setup as a supplier for tall women.
W92Baj
Are they still going?
circlebreaker
Just checked, they're all over social media and it looks like their last post was like eight hours ago.
thrashingcows
Thanks but this over 20 years ago in a city far away. But I’ll try to keep it in mind if I happen to strike up a conversation with a taller woman.
circlebreaker
Fair enough, reach for the sky.
HtNrN
See his smile?
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Because the ultimate purpose of women is to make men smile.
eugene51
I think her legs are taller than my wife.
jeips
her happy trail is a whole marathon
PassionAggressive
You’ll die before you get to the chest at the end of her treasure trail.
echonite
Perfect boob height... nice...
crypticorb
Service height.
MapleSyrupMafia
That's because he's at motorboating height at all time.
HandoB4Javert
mercyPandaRunner
Hold it, guys! Hold it!
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Nice
Scobar1
Nice
CloseupCaptionReaction
Nice
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
cbillfarm
Squishy computer not grock
Chronomechanist
I'm a tall guy and would love to date a taller woman, if only for the break it would give my back and neck having to practically crouch down if I want to cuddle.
Yes... I know how old that makes me sound.
RecurringNightmare
nah bro, it doesnt...i already got neck pain from having to bend down to kiss girls back when i was a teenager...stupid hour-long tongue-wrestling nonsense but teenage girls are into that shit...gotta carry a fucken stepstool around for the girl...
gsmdo
It’s because he just went up on her…
cromstantinople
dickblack12
implosion3
WitchIrkalla
I married a woman taller than me. Tall girls are the best. Stretching up on my tip-toes to give my wife a kiss is always the highlight of my day.
unluckyandbored
Don't do that, you'll burn up the motor!
echonite
Ok... that grab... Yes... Such a power move.
DippinDerps
Hmm. . . I'm suddenly looking for a maid to help clean my house. . .
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Uh. wow. Who is that?
downrightmike
Dot
ceciestlavie
Yes! please... and thank you!
unluckyandbored
I'm 6'1" and I would love to have a tall girl. Or a short girl. Or a medium-sized girl. I'm not that picky, to be honest...god, I'm lonely.
downrightmike
noice
sadurdaynight
if she stood up straight she'd whack her head on that. If I was that tall I'd end up with a paranoid psychosis about hitting my head on everything.
Ivain
As someone that's tall by international standards even if my 186cm is only moderately so locally, I can absolutely confirm. Hell it's gotten to the point where I'll duck if I'm moving less than half a meter underneath anything.
Clothes are a worse option though. I'm lucky I'm a guy, which means the worst I have to content with are shirts that are either too short or too wide, or pants that are the same. Men's clothing usually isn't NEARLY as cut-dependent as many types of women's clothing.
unluckyandbored
I'm 6'1" and I have lost count of the number of times I've smacked my head off of things.
DelendusSum
Speaking as a tall person, you are very much aware of your surroundings though it becomes an unconscious awareness. Eventually you start to duck without even thinking about it. Ceiling fans scare the crap out of me, though.
MapleSyrupMafia
*angry fan motor noise
downrightmike
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
mikeatike
That wasn't really angry...
MechaNinja
Sounded horny to me.
mikeatike
Yeah :(
LordSintax79
Too late.
AnxiaTeaDD
I’m a straight cis female and this made my nethers tingle a little. The way she grabbed that moving fan blade…
LordSintax79
I KNOW, right? I have no earthly idea why that did something for me, but it did.
MerriMod
As a straight cis male, it was similar to when Captain America ripped that tree stump in half with his bare hands. Different intensity, same vibe.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
Short king reporting in. I like mountain climbing.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
Im not short, but have dated girls taller then me who loved to wear high heels. I totally get it, your face is always that much closer to titties.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
5'11". Dated a 6'2" woman who loves wearing heels. Hot is hot.
qhogan11337
Same haha
moxythree
Short king?
CgnCalling
Isn’t that called a prince?
VentricularAnomaly
A man who is below-average height who is aware of his worth as a person and doesn't have a chip on his shoulder over the fact that he is short.
Nori511
You sir, just made my day :)
ArmstrongManstrength
God-tier response, my liege
BythepowerofPlank
BobaFettApproves
This works. Think about your center of gravity in your body, and move it lower. If it’s too high you might feel like you’re wobbly. No really, try it :)
SarcasticRN
My sister is 5'11" and her hubby is 5'0". He is very happy in ways that make me uncomfortable
Donoiw
Your height is perfect. 🥰
I'm 5'6 and the only time I notice when a woman is much taller than me is if she hugs me and my face is at tit level. I'm never sure where to put my face.
MaryAlicexoxo
Cuddle 'dem boobies! But... don't be impolite and turn your face to the side. I think tall women are well aware of their height and the chance to get boob cuddles when hugging smaller persons. I am one of the smaller persons though, so these are just assumptions...
Donoiw
These are assumptions that align with what I want,so I will not question it.
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I'm in.
Darkwell
On the flip side of the coin, the biggest guy I know wants nothing more than a lady taller than him.
Ibringchocolate
Haha, I am tall as well and think it'd be very hot if my gf was taller than me. She'd have to be 2 meter-ish though so never mind. (Roughly 2.5 washing machines). I am very happy with my short gf as well. xD
zsefvgb
Can confirm. Do you know where I can find a lady 6'7 or taller?
HerrHat
Is your friend called Tormund?
Johwin
Did you miss the time when the entire internet was horny for a 9'5" monster lady? The people demand death by snu-snu so go out there and give it to them.
tymonaSmasher
I yearn for those simpler times
GoatsAndGlory
The even better way
chaos021
God yes...
jethroismaxbaer5772
TheStreetForce
Indeed :D
pareidoliaperson
How to talk to tall women: YES;NO
JoeT85
alternately , could start smashing villagers and eating their cattle
Psychobeanz
You guys are horny, I just think she's terrifying. Something about giant people freaks me the hell out
TheStreetForce
We gloss over the whole fangs and razor knife fingers thing
BHPaperstacks
The tail was the deal breaker for me lol
IOnlyNeedOneBall
Phobias are irrational by definition. Horny is normal given we are just bonobos with a writing system.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Bacxaber
I don't understand how she apparently burns everything she touches, including a Hell tent, but not her clothes or that teddy bear.
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MaryAlicexoxo
Well played
BythepowerofPlank
It seem so
imemewhatimeme
I'm by no means short, but I still love me a tall lady.
LeSethX
Be the dommy mommy the world needs (sorry not sorry I said that)
LetTheJimmiesRustle
As a 5'7" dude, uppies?
Tomcat1982
Akshunhiro
DestinyPrevails
This was so sweet, it gave me diabetes. :/
StoicHoneyBadger
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
COWARD! He was the perfect height for her!
nevertrustawetfart
This exact thing happened to me on the Groove Cruise. When I got close to her my mouth started watering and I was non stop blushing, I’d never been with a beautiful 6’6” woman like that and let me tell you, I could have died between her legs and died a happy man.
masterpainimeanbetty1
i mean, she probably wouldn't have been that happy, but i get what you're saying.
LosPer
this is the best @op!
SparklyAntelope
This is so cute I love it!
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Grimmrog
Wow you could totally costume as a mom and baby, which would absolutely be amazing.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
That's fucking sweet, bro. +
lindabelchersfirstcousin
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keyblader1985
Unexpected wholesome
Grimmrog
Bending down regulary for this sure would be bad for her back.
davidian803
Ahw this is so sweet, made me smile :)
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
She has a lot of wholesome videos. And a few scary ones
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Her segment was the best part of RE VIII
tidepool
SEVEN FOOT FOUR IN PLATFORM HEELS OMG
davidian803
Wow 2.13, I am 1.87 so she is quite a bit taller! That is awesome!
DestinyPrevails
That's gotta be with the heels, right? Seven feet is 2m13cm, 7'4'' is 2m24cm.