eugene51

144634 pts · July 16, 2017


Professional standard misanthrope.

Derelict Beauty.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 807

My money is on...

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 932

It looks like ALDI is selling Fleshlights...

Points 16
Comments 12
Views 766

Goodbye, Janey.

Points 42
Comments 3
Views 1256

Shitter's Clogged?

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 995

I remember what I was doing...

Points 26
Comments 0
Views 1340

Mine runs on sarCASM. I never run out of fuel.

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 852

He should look on the bright side.

Points 836
Comments 107
Views 18213

Nice.... Eyes.

Points 5
Comments 9
Views 813

Madam President sounds good

Points 18
Comments 10
Views 1232

More beautiful than before.

Points 45
Comments 23
Views 1602

Like two children name calling in the playground.

Points 6
Comments 16
Views 902

It's still better than being english, though.

Points 42
Comments 14
Views 1322

Are you seeing this, Charlie?

Points 591
Comments 122
Views 14775

The Great Stink

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 364

Thanks be to God for His indescribable gift!

Points 15
Comments 15
Views 802

That's my Christmas sorted!

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 946

It'll be worth it to "own the libs"...

Points 32
Comments 4
Views 766

Our Amazing Universe.

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 1480

And The Winner Is...

Points 525
Comments 21
Views 15420

Their printer probably won't work, though.

Points 35
Comments 9
Views 1721

Sir, This Is A Wendy's

Points 31
Comments 36
Views 2009

Do it for all of us.

Points 40
Comments 8
Views 785

"Haggis" born in Edinburgh Zoo.

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 812

Who needs missiles when you have the UK Government.

Points 43
Comments 7
Views 1860

You can always rely on The Eye!

Points 39
Comments 6
Views 776

I think I might be the only one...

Points 42
Comments 21
Views 1317

True Colours

Points 28
Comments 10
Views 840

Wearing blinkers.

Points 964
Comments 100
Views 16596

Insert your own jokes about Ionised Gases.

Points 43
Comments 20
Views 2479

It's true.

Points 9
Comments 17
Views 872

Specially for Thanksgiving.

Points -7
Comments 1
Views 373

Remember,   Remember the 5th of November...

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 763

Sprinkling holy water.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 694

The thing that concerns me is:

Points 45
Comments 60
Views 3443

Do you want lies with that part 1,409

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 454

The British Are Coming! (And so are the ruzzians!)

Points 53
Comments 10
Views 1324

One small step.

Points 804
Comments 118
Views 27421

Do you want lies with that?

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 1214

Murder Mystery History

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 1403

I just who he should send...

Points 21
Comments 16
Views 705

Release The Hounds!

Points 76
Comments 3
Views 2030

I'm sure they'll find an outlet.

Points 37
Comments 6
Views 733

Another church, another abuse scandal.

Points 612
Comments 79
Views 28962

Elon and the Felon

Points 55
Comments 1
Views 1088

She'll be missed. Maybe not by tramp, though.

Points 49
Comments 5
Views 1486

I have an alibi...

Points 44
Comments 45
Views 1459

We choose to go to...

Points 1114
Comments 40
Views 51511

I'm going with...

Points 26
Comments 21
Views 1032

I Like This Guy!

Points 645
Comments 46
Views 39793

Imgurers would feel at home here.

Points 75
Comments 13
Views 2584

They don't have many patients.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 519

Subtle.

Points 62
Comments 3
Views 1506

I hope she gets a Muslim cellmate.

Points 698
Comments 141
Views 20507

A Jewish Latino discovered 'Murica? Who'da thunk it!

Points 8
Comments 21
Views 707
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