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LittleRhino
Sorry to ruin this, but there are actually systems to recognize people wearing masks, a Chinese company claims to do so , check Reuters rep
applemnki
Oh! I heard this!! ...on FOXNEWS. And a very reliable oil sales lady. And also... at church?
squareofthelightones
Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved.
userfriendly19777
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
PeacefullyDejected
“In current news, American face mask wearing now through the roof”
profiledit
BillyBobtheBobbyBillyB
Next thing will be camera and radio towers being destroyed to get rid if Obama's cameras
Furiou5
I like to remind them that Trump has all his campaign merchandise made in China, and if China really wanted to hurt Trump and the US...(1)
Furiou5
they would infect all that stuff their dear leader willingly sends to them. (2)
Shewy92
Why did you censor the name of a tweet that was on the Front Page yesterday?
DiskingCabbage
Why scribble the name out?
Leoncroi
Can we just let them do what they'll do? It'll be rough for the good ones, but we could go for some social darwinism to cull the heard.
freckledkink
Unfortunately, they'll infect innocent people. Otherwise I'd agree with you.
ThatMangoAteMyBabyy
richaUnityBaron
Time for comrad to put on his Tim foil hat.
SirSpiffyDijelos
Thanks for the fodder! Just posted this on my aunt's "meme" (term used loosely) about how masks aren't effective.
fredgiblet
Loooooooool
8bitnick
Worst part is, once they identify you, they come for your guns. Be safe out there Patriots!
Blacktusk
Is *this* Obamagate?
Zabadak
Ooh, imagine the conflict in their tiny brains!
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Fuck it, I’m in
sauronater
Helbindr
Yes, just like that
imgrmademeanasshole
ASongOfPissAndFarts
But what if I am stupid and I know i am stupid?
ZimmerZeVater
That's called intelligence. Or was that wisdom???
beerfordean31415
If Fox News state’s this, pandemic would be over by now.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
No that's China. I can't even pee in the streets anymore
floofnmeeps
I love this idea!
fwtaylor101
Might work
LieselSkywalker
I always upvote this.
WiqidBritt
I've thought about spreading a theory that lil-d knew this was coming and did everything he could to make it as bad as possible, because-
WiqidBritt
really is there anything more he could have done to make it worse than it is? He either canceled or let lapse every program designed to deal
WiqidBritt
with this kind of crisis.
Fuzzynubz
This is good.
MrStarkLord
Except why cover up the one who had the clever post?
CringeBinge
As somebody who was falsely accused of a crime. I’m fine with everything being recorded
TheRealAlpharius
I can smell the smoke from here
Kumonryu42
H E R E T I C
TheRealAlpharius
Or am I?
Casually
Trump allowed the virus to get this bad in order to give us an excuse to wear these masks. Not wearing one means you hate Trump.
donglover33
Nancy Pelosi was in on it. Telling people to go to Chinatown on February 24th. They're all in on it!!!!
DontTouchMyHoHos
Protect the president! Wear a mask!
robingal1
I shit you not, my mother stated something damn near verbatim to me! I love her, but... fuuuuck.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Oh fuck man why did you put that out there. Now I’m gonna see this spouted by idiots.
vicvalour
Hope so
caustickiwii
That's a good thing.
McJersey
So trump hates himself..?
Casually
No. With most people there is some level of self contempt from acknowledging our shortcomings. Trump wont acknowledge his shortcomings
Mmbear
I believe the only way for science to win out against anti intellectualism is to start conspiracy theories that support science.
TigerPaw
I think those are just called theories...
knowmeandsayhello
Autism causing vaccines was a conspiracy developed by the Russians to create a western hemisphere with poor health!
Trajectorious
Elliptoid Earth theory. Just so crazy it might be true
Jackrackem
That's exactly what I thought about Trump. What would happen if Obama came out and said COVID-19 was a hoax and you shouldn't do testing.
fredhrick
Your ignorance is as good as my intelligence #freedom
Hrafna55
You won't like the Bene Gesserit in Dune much..
PoopyProblem5
This is the case. My brother is a doctor. He convinces antivaxxers to vaccinate saying the russians dont want them to. Idk if it works
Clayman8
Thats... stupid yet crazy enough to work.
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Like the anti-vaccine-poison potato
ForsakenNoble
See: the flouride episode of parks and rec
aStubbornEdgeCase
aStubbornEdgeCase
DoomFather
WhydidIdothisnow
Slippery slope man.
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EMBugReports
"Conspiracy theories have never led me wrong before!"
siler7
Worst superhero ever.
Preservation
I mean what's the worst that could come from this? A Tech cult?
DidItForScience
DidItForScience
Yes, washing your hands makes them too slippery for the gays to spread their cooties on you.
DoggoASAP
Shhh... Don't tell everyone our greatest weakness.
BaconBoy7
Username checks out!
OriginalSyn
Out crazy the crazy "big pharma/antivaxx is a conspiracy invented by the wealthy to eradicate the poor and hoard medicine"
EquanimousSerenity
You know, that might actually work
Mmbear
You know there is an actual conspiracy theory that big pharm is behind the antivax movement because they make more money treating someone>
Mmbear
For the measles than they make from a one time shot.
OriginalSyn
;)
DrKriegersClone
I think we just need to affiliate grocery stores with political identities. Like Starbucks left, Dunkin' right. That way all the virus 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ freedom crowd can have their own store and not cough on the others' food.
OhNoDontTouch
segregation.
DrKriegersClone
No, segregation is imposed and mandatory. Besides being wrong, you can't tell someone's politics at a glance. This would rely on getting 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ people to choose a brand loyalty on their own along political lines. Some chains could make a point of advertising they don't require
DrKriegersClone
3/ customers to wear masks, to get a lock on conservatives' business.