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I texted her at 20 upvotes. She didn't know what imgur was but she laughed reeeally hard at the photos & comments!
Gave her the purse back in exchange for this sexy pic
Purse contents (no ID?)
zaraztroe
breakup: imminent
mrbaca
No ID or no Idea?
MyOtherCarisAUnicycle
You have a bag of doritos on your shoulder - FYInformation
robotdinosaur
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-what-happens-when-you-leave-your-purse-alone-with-th
linsikathryn
Several unopened packages of fruit snacks in there still? You sir have integrity.
Taeman27
she's thinking "eeeeewww he's touching me..."
NotAmused1001
She's so not interested in you now...
CrabWallet
I don't understand. She seems pretty, but the top comments aren't creepy. Am I still on Imgur?
tonescabone
Is she a heroine addict? They love themselves some candy!
Goooord
That's not a purse! It's a lunch bag! I've been had!!
flyingeddies
Looks like she was at the movies.
wannaknowher
Dem dishes...
ArcticEwok
Her top is really messing with my eyes...
PeteLeMeat
You look like you want the purse more than her
RedGai
Candy cane? She's a secret undercover assassin
broodletoodle
She has GREAT hair. It's luminous.
libertylane
You wore it so much better OP
RIPFuturama
That is the most awkwarding looking 'sexy pic' I've ever seen.
andyg1
Blink twice if you are being held hostage.
SvarvSven
Is your girlfriend single?
free2blia
OP... missing purse-girl is gorgeous!!!
VND2LAD
you have Doritos and dirty dishes. this man is a bachelor.
trustmeimalinguist
Plot twist: it's her apartment.
iwishicouldbuystockincatvideos
op your friend is super hot...i have no joke shes just hot.
Lepiment
You do realize that now your relationship belongs to IMGUR and you'll need to update us ? MUHAHA
Duzaroo
I knew women where full of shit when they said they needed those things to carry their wallets!
AsinusAdLyram
Mine gets a mini wallet, phone, gum, and keys stuffed in it. My regular wallet is too big for a little mini purse.
nootaloo
I carry everything except the things I actually need in mine.
FeliciaSexopants
This is so true... I also carry candy in mine.
carewyllie
*were. Unless you are talking about a place where women are full of shit.
GrowliePants
I carry my wallet, keys, phone, mints, candy, floss, and toothbrush in mine. My purse aspires to be Hermione's bag.
InternetHasRuinedMe
1) she's cute, 2) contents are funny to say the least, 3) Are you getting $ from Lay's for posing the Doritos?
FaxCelestis
No, he's getting lays from her for returning her $.
nootaloo
YOU GO PUT A CHIP CLIP ON THOSE DORITOS RIGHT NOW, MISTER.
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blueberrycupcakes
I disagree, leaving the toilet seat up is.
TommyCreo
Looks like he has a chip on his shoulder.
Blissfully
Are they open?
my40habit
Didn't even see the doritos, thought odd but clever way of saying marry her. +1
meowatme
I didn't even know chip clips existed until a year ago. Still don't use them but, you know. Yeah.
nootaloo
YOU TOO.
Scottishcarrot
my bags of Doritos never last long enough for me to clip them
Charmandler
"I prefer my Doritos stale" said no one ever
blyp
Im here from the future to say that I too prefer my Doritos stale
changedusernameforsecurityreasons
I actually do :( especially hot cheetos. Also, if you add lemon juice or hot sauce...... They turn out chewy :]
Charmandler
DIY flaming hot cheetos are where it's at: regular crunchy or puffy Cheetos + Cholula hot sauce = flaming hot cheetogasm
changedusernameforsecurityreasons
I'm seriously gonna go to the store to buy some chips now -.- thanks.
changedusernameforsecurityreasons
I love you.
SunbrosUnite
She has the "please don't murder me" look on her face. How cute.
ShyKidRin
Its sorta the "stink face", but maybe thats just how her face looks..? :)
430pm
"don't murder me... pleeeeease... don't murder me"
Adriel32
Struck me more like a "after this, I'm friendzoning you" look on her face
BecomeAnAstronaut
As if that would stop us...
ahhrex
that's what i like in my women. ooh, yes.
calmchowder
She definitely appears to be anticipating some murdering happening. Not a comfortable smile, no siree.
barelyretro
You gotta admit, it makes no sense to explain to her that her purse acquired fame on "imgur.
MichaelWeinstein
I am not her fan if she can not appreciate this man's effort/humor/humour. However, we could all just be over analyzing this picture...
OrionRed
That has more of a "I really didn't want people to know" kind of vibe to it.
Dave37
Is that reverse psychology?
DerptonomousCollective
Yeah... not going to lie OP... I think you overdid it. I laughed though. Thanks for the laugh! Here is an upvote.
phlat6
Or it's a "I was going to dump you but you've made it extra awkward" face.
namelesscynic
It won't save her...
MrsNedRyerson
Not with that attitude!
ajizzle
that's the spirit
WildBillsUsedCoffinEmporium
Both of you just made my day
thatsthespirit
That's usually my line...
SaintPepsiiii
Well, fuck me running up a hill at sunset in the rain, that's a relevant username.
pdtmathieson
"I don't date an imgurian without it!"
Jaimesmissinghand
lulz
FortheChellofit
kek
Jaimesmissinghand
top keks to you for responding to a comment of mine from two years ago!
FortheChellofit
oops. Well I hit a thing and it did a thing it wasn't my fault D:
ThatSexyWalnut
Men should be able to carry purses to hold their candy too.
Daisydaresyou
You totally can. Don't let society and 'gender roles' dictate what kind of bag you can use to carry around your candy.
melic92
No purse is grand enough to contain the immensity that is my candy stash. Seriously tho, I need a suitcase.
FortheChellofit
Can I stay with you?
CerebrawlHemmorage
I have a satchel I can thread on my belt... medieval style.
barelyretro
Cool idea! I think a messenger bag could also work.
SunbrosUnite
Those are called cargo shorts. I use mine to carry tater tots.
ThePaintedLady
I used my bf's cargo shorts to carry the stuff that I WOULD have put in a purse (I lose things easily). Boyfriend purses are bomb.
PyroDragon
Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
SunbrosUnite
No, go find your own.
bananakitty
I love this whole comment thread. +1 to you all!
homieb1030
Come on, give me some of your tots.
SunbrosUnite
No, fricken stop it, I didnt get to eat anything today. Gosh.
GirlNamedDan
"Awww fuck. she's cute" -every girl on imgur
ineedyoutubelinks
reality "PHOTOSHOP"
iArrivedOnTheTARDIS
Could not be more correct
KimmyGibbler
God dammit you are so right!
OmgRULatina
My very first thought was 'zomg she's gorgeous :o'
woolworths
Babe*
Glenfiddich12YO
Guess I'm the only chap who finds her ok. Yeah downvote, IDC, just had to say it.
lowercase
yes. this is correct :(
KeyboardInputModule
ahhh lowercase. she probably doesn't have toys tho....
lowercase
but she has him, and they can buy toys!
KeyboardInputModule
You can have me and buy toys?! Sounds like a friggen blast.
lowercase
asl? :P
FrecklesIRL
Some girls enjoy other cute girls ;)
GodIsDeadLongLiveDog
As a guy, hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA
BonydictCrumplebunch
This just reminded me of Mandark's laugh in Dexter's Lab.
puffz
I was thinking the exact same thing
BonydictCrumplebunch
ha haha
woolworths
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
muffins4
MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
overlysarcastic
http://imgur.com/pR61Qz8
ayebrows
As a bi girl on imgur, fuck, they're both cute.
nootaloo
Concur'd.
honeykiss
*hi-five* preach it.
ayebrows
I recognize your name from the last time we had a little bi-fest :)
Rangolizardy
I'm a guy can i be a part of your fest?
honeykiss
Haha, I'm not sure if I should be happy or ashamed...we'll go with happy. Yay bi-love! <3
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
And when I say, "I love you, @ayebrows and @honeykiss," it's not what it implies... It's bi love, between... three... biiiiiiii's.
ayebrows
Dude, be happy! I'm glad there are this many of us on imgur. :D