walpurrga
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Accurate
Sound on
I need those, ill take the risk
How I imagine you gathering around to look at my post <3
Fascinating creature
When you just mind your own business and then life slaps its balls into your face, again and again
So much domestic violence
Its so close to the movie version, so impressive <3
My new obsession
Dont mind me just posting the cutest video ive ever seen (not AI, i looked it up!)
Sigh :c
if it works, it works <3 im actually ALSO in therapy dw. wait, im oversharing...
Thats just too funny <3
FleaTron
#13 I really hope thats a momo head
MasterChristopher
#11 My personality's lame af, so no worries. I got you:
PixelSprite64
#11
redsmerf
#4 ...gonna need the audio on this
OnlyOneArman
Here you go: (silence) AARRrrrrrrrr.... SMACKSMACK
DropDrop
walpurrga
lmao
Widgetboy
#1 Just appreciating from afar. No DM violations. Please continue unmolested.
CheeseB0t
#10 never thought I'd find myself enjoying watching a rhino play with his dikdik
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
#1 as if I'd ever get a friend request accepted lol.
Yakeshinu
#2
AreYouABadPerson
I will never be tired of the wonderfully understated "seize him" before everything goes to shit.
Yakeshinu
Absolutely.
CapCap
#1 I can only imagine the crazy DMs you get.
mddwater86
#2 looks like the seagulls are laughing at their buddy missing the ledge
Evenmoreuselessname
Zioxyl
#8 what movie?
SquirrelWithATophat
5th Element if I recall correctly.
bananabonanza3
#7 id watch this all day haha
TheSimpleDude
#9 is this yeast? what's happening
bluewitch
Sourdough starters. You add a bit of flour and water every day, and the yeast eats it. The bubbles are yeast farts.
LankyBootyGriswald
And they're delicious.
psugab
#4 accurate
xyrax
Oh FFS that's a shame. Sourdough is delicious. π’
GrilledSpamNCheeze
4 cat video: My view when I'm on the floor after throwing my back out and my cats asking if I'm still going to feed them..
TapeLeg
#1 bring em on!!!
r00tk1d
#1 if I do that in Austria you could sue me. Unsolicited dick pics are now illegal here. Except if you send them by physical mail lol.
GrammarNationalSocialist
#5 quit tormenting the creature and flip it over properly, jerk
SewerRanger
Without it's tail it's probably not going to live very long. The tail helps it swim and helps it flip itself back over. Poor guy
koboldesq
#10 some corvid is watching a human and a dog play in a park the same way you watched this video
PixelSprite64
#7
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Just a bunch of Testicles slapping against each other, lol.
TheUnspeakableh
#10 Is, is that a dik-dik fighting a rhino?
Flodos
It smells like AI, but I don't see any tells.
PatronSaintofKillers
#9 https://imgur.com/jnJZV40
Ragnarklok
Monster
JadeNB1729
Jesus Christ.
IdisWadidis
Why do I enjoy this cat on cat violence so much
GravyEducation
Same reason people watch boxing matches
ScarecrowSticks
People put bets on cat boxing?
GravyEducation
You can bet on anything if you have a gambling addiction
MenloPart
How about which of six teams can race 563 miles (906 km) from a Las Vegas casino to a Silver City, New Mexico, train station where a storage locker contains a duffel bag filled with $2 million?
GravyEducation
If that's not a plot to a current movie (probably Fast and Furious) then we will make it a movie. Oh also one of the teams has a hostage or something. Mark me down as Fast and Curious
ogabai
#9 makes me sooo uncomfortable. Skin crawling
colinardo
Trypophobia
whatspaulplayingtoday
ugh. yeah. what the hell is it? some sort of sentient dough?
aRabidGerbil
It looks like a poolish to me
ArchMagos
Smart enought to be the president
arethesethey
bucket of yuck
AshuraEidolon
Close, it's blooming yeast collapsing when the bubbles are disturbed.
redsmerf
#` Wait, we get a hotdog boat if OP accepts our friend requests? Hold on, brb
theworldcouldbeflat
Weiner pics.
redsmerf
Thank you for explaining the joke that I was deliberately missing and taking another direction.
psugab
Weiner picks you up
randomwalrus
Wiener means penis. Seldom accompanied by a boat.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
#5 this guy should never go to Australia. Is this dangerous? *touches*
amanofmellowcharacter365
Bah! The notion that Australian fauna is dangerous is nonsense. The last recorded death from spider bite was just some dude in the outback when him and his entire town were eaten alive by redbacks while emus held off the army sent to help them.
Targe0
Yeah, and that hasn't happened since.... What's today's date? Oh right, yes it hasn't happened since Tuesday.
cytherians
Yeah, it's notorious for all sorts of poisonous and painfully hurtful things.
Targe0
The majority of animals in Australia aren't all that harmful. (Outside of typical claws and teeth, that wild animals have)
It's just that there's a few over achievers that go away into overkill with their venoms and poisons that it gives the rest a bad name.
cytherians
That's true. The other problem is that the minority of those creatures that are poisonous or dangerous dwell not far from where humans can be found... which means, you can run into them and suffer the consequences. There's a TON of localized education that is done to help keep people safe. Then someone comes to visit and... they just don't know.
"Wow, that water looks amazing. I'm gonna dive right in!"
ππππ‘... πππ₯ π π‘πππππ πππππ¦πππ β... π€ͺ
Timmysteve
It's had its stinger ripped off. Definitely shouldn't mess with horseshoe crabs. Stupid video with dangerous advice.
W1X0N
That βstingerβ is just a tail.
Used to flip itself over (why this one couldnβt), and as a rudder when steering. Completely harmless.
Fun fact: they have blue blood!
Targe0
Their blood is also a critical component to a lot of medications.
So many are caught and breed, then have their tails removed, and their blood drained from them.
It's kind of terrible, but there's no viable alternative to their blood, it's too complex for a synthetic to have been produced.
Targe0
It doesn't have a stinger.
That's just its tail.
They are literally harmless to most other animals.
They are mostly scavengers and feed on plant matter.
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FortifiedWhine
You know the drop bear is a myth, right?
Targe0
No it isn't.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
What?! Most dangerous animal of them all. /s
Targe0
Yeah, it's just that they are very rare now, so the sightings and becoming less common.
It's not like an entire nation would collectively come to gather in unison just to fuck with tourists about these things.
With both the aid of the Government and the nations zoos.
FortifiedWhine
Fun fact: Cattle and domestic dogs kill more people than all of those animals combined.
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Targe0
Yep.
Most of Australia's most dangerous animals would have to travel for days before even coming close to a person.
Most of them just live super remotely.
And even for many of the ones that do live close, most of those only exist in the Northern tropical and subtropical regions, so only for about 30% of the countries land mass. In the South, hardly any of them can survive the cold winters.
DongleDingler
Nationally or internationally?
AshuraEidolon
Of course they do; it's just so hard for them to find a clear spot in all their schedules to get together so they fall behind the other teams.
StewedTomaters
Yeah, but when was the last time you got killed by an aurochs or a gray wolf? Think about it: the solution is to domesticate these things. The spiders, the marine snails, the box jellyfish. They'll become more docile, and we'll have all the guitar strings and turtle food we need.
Targe0
Jelly fish are already about as docile as an animal can get.
They just float around in the currents.
They don't harm people intentionally.
It's like a fish net with their tendrils.
They just cast them out and get what gets caught in them.
StewedTomaters
Attitudes like that are why we miss opportunities for innovation.
OptimisticMisanthrope
Of course they do. Could you imagine a cow or a domestic dog trying to take down a saltwater crocodile? Or a box jellyfish?
Targe0
Cows do fight salt water crocs in the Northern regions.