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New post My boyfriends mom got me a late Christmas present.
She didn't know we were dating before Christmas. After hearing that my dad rejected me after he found out I was dating a boy (I am also a guy) she bought me some new clothes which is the BEST gift because my dad won't let me go back to his house to collect the rest of my things. They were wrapped up and under the tree. She made me hot Coco and let me open everything up. Best Christmas ever even though it's very late.
MagykPanda
Aww that's cute :)
hodaddelvecchio
I'm sorry that your dad is such a dick, how can a parent do that kind of thing to their child! Glad you have good people in your life!
plumsweet
As someone who's 16 yr old son recently come out to them, what is wrong with people???? FFS, adulting is hard enough. Be supportive!
IregisteredandallIgotwasthisnickname
That's sweet. And your boyfriend's name is Coco?
iwishihadmobileq
WiggleBum
I love you, your boyfriend, and your boyfriend's mom you beautiful homo. Your dad is the only loser in this scenario.
TooManyTabsOpen
My mom would do the same. My mom is like an angel. It's insane. Such a strong woman who got through so much shit an still kept her big heart
Ginnycide
UsernameAttempted
Deluxe version:
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jrbr549
I'd rather my son take a dick than be a dick.
wrenchbike
Heroes appear in the most unexpected places.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
if we start calling everyone hero then ofc they do...
Mastouche
But always at the right time ;)
SadieJones11
You should contact the police. They can help you get your clothes.
SadieJones11
He can't keep your possessions and they can show up with you to keep the peace while you grab what you need.
LiamsShadow
That is the kind of person that we need more of on this stupid angry bigoted rock
Dalylah
My only rule to my children: dont bring home a disrepectful, messy, asshole. I dont care what gender, color, religion, etc.
mikeatike
Was it a sloth?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
People downvoting this comment do not get the reference.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
People downvoting this comment do not get the reference.
IronicUsername
For those confused: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70
chefmattmatt
Sloths are my spirit animal I would probably have the same reaction.
StarPhyre
Good for you OP, I'm very happy for you.
7oidberg
It's Christmas in Ukraine now. So, щасливого Різдва!
FloridaMansSideKick
It's Christmas in all Orthodox countries, except Bulgaria and Greece (since recently). Here in Macedonia too.
macobrat
Среќен Божик :)
FloridaMansSideKick
I don't celebrate Christmas, but фала. :)
MasterMirror
Arhangelus
Well today is Christmas for billion of people who celebrate by old calendar. So Merry Christmas :D and yaay for gifts.
Nclgeek2
If you were my son I would just want you to be happy
Spiderman77
it's not late. it's Ukrainian!
FloridaMansSideKick
It's not Ukrainian, it's the Old Style calendar everyone used before they figured out it was wrong. The Orthodox church still uses it 1/2
FloridaMansSideKick
just to be different from everyone else. That means all Orthodox countries celebrate Christmas on the wrong date. Sorry to spoil the fun.2/2
FloridaMansSideKick
Sorry, all except Bulgaria and Greece (since recently). 3/2
LOOKATMYFAVORITESYOUMIGHTLIKETHEM
Your dad is a piece of shit
r2linad2
Did she also get you a sloth?
DerMahGawd
My daughters are my world. How could you see your blood from birth to present and just forget them because of a reason like this?
Flyndaran
We like to believe in unconditional love, but what if your child murdered, raped, etc.? To many homophobes, being gay is just as bad.
DerMahGawd
Incredibly happy for people like that momma in your life and I'm hoping your father realizes his silliness.
MeanMrMaxwellAgain
Because he chose to be gay, obviously.
Dalylah
Devil's advocate here...even if my kid chose it and admittedly wasn't born that way I'd still support them.
Wenjoeshe
This is the right answer
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peridotstar
Exactly--I mean, people can't choose things like that, but other people can choose not to be dickheads to those same people. What a tool
EnormousWang
He was being sarcastic
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
LvAllen
Sarcasm does not translate well, even when you throw in the "obviously."
Greeneyeddevil
When you're a good mum, you're mum to everyone.
sillywabbit2221
sillymissmillie
So cute! Source?
ruledbyfourleggedbabies
I love your boyfriend's mom.
Dopestar420
Oh fuck that!
AGiantSlor
FRIG HECK!
duke605
I don't get why his BF's mom would be yelling fuck that... that doesn't make any sense...
IDontGetTheJokeOrReference
I thought it was saying 'fuck yeah'.
qualcosa
She has some tiny hands.
JustLawful
Chillingworth
*POLICE SIRENS*
Zeetoois
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
AwwwJeezRick
*Gavin screaming*
Mesattack0857
*Gavin squawking*
notthedevilipromise
*Keith pukes*
lupinic
Is this someone I should know, or just a random fan?
IronicUsername
I'm not sure how it works in regard to minors but, if you're an adult, you should be able to call the police and ask for an escort to [1]
InnocentWar
Well technically as a minor you can't because legally it isn't your belongings yet
LondonRainfall
This is true. My sister went with a police escort to collect her belongings when she was 17.
lcplspanky
If he's a minor then it's worse for the father, that's child abandonment, neglect, and possibly other things unless emancipated first
JaelTentpeg
I went through this in high school when I left and the principal tried to help me get my clothes back. The law said that the clothing 1/2
JaelTentpeg
Belonged to my parents because they bought it. The only stuff they would help me get back was school property (books). Could vary by state
pontiacbandit
Oh god, that is so depressing. I'm sorry that happened to you. :(
JaelTentpeg
Thank you! The move was the only selfish thing I'd ever done and was the best thing for me. My home life was so unhealthy! My bf's mom 1/2
JaelTentpeg
Took me in and took care of me while my bf was off at college. She and the school counselor bought me clothing. Amazing people! 2/2
BoobyPins
Either way, tenant laws for almost all states
Flyndaran
That's only if you're paying rent. If just crashing, most places allow immediate "eviction". No paperwork to get you off my couch.
Flyndaran
That's only if you're paying rent. If just crashing, most places allow immediate "eviction". No paperwork to get you off my couch.
BoobyPins
Paying rent? No, that is very rarely a requirement.
ratfaceddog
That's actually not true, most places.
Flyndaran
That doesn't sound right, but apparently many agree that squatters have FAR more power than actual owners.
ratfaceddog
"FAR" more power? No, not more power, at all. There is no process, for example, for the squatters to evict the owners.
Flyndaran
So some buddy crashing on your crash can effectively kick you out by making life unbearable because it's almost impossible to evict them?
ratfaceddog
Pretty much, but check the laws out for yourself. They're not secret.
IronicUsername
retrieve your property from your dad's house. In any case, glad your (late) Christmas turned out to be a good one. [2]
sweetnaivety
does that still work if all your "property" was bought for you by your parents?
Jandegrote
If i buy somebody something and i give it to them its no longer my item.
angrystrawberry
people live with their parents until late twenties/early thirties in this economic climate so it's quite possible he bought them himself
Therealmckinley
I was actually in a court case for this exact scenario. Mom kicked me out the day after I turned 18 and let me take a duffel bag of (1/?)
Therealmckinley
clothes, but wouldn't let me come to get the rest of my junk (remaining clothes, TV, misc. sentimental items) so I took her to court to(2/?)
Therealmckinley
get the rest of my things and they ruled that though they were paid for by her, they were for my use and therefore my property. Idk if (3/4)
MeowWoof
Severed heads. But I was like Wtf? I just wanted my clothes.
Counterfit
But how many heads?
W92Baj
Nice ;)
milimbar
Your items are your items, it does not matter if you bought them or if they were a gift, you own them.
sweetnaivety
what if the parents say they are just letting the kid borrow the stuff?
milimbar
Possession is 9/10 of the law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possession_is_nine-tenths_of_the_law it almost impossible to prove otherwise.
LostAchilles
Doesn’t work that way, the kid wants his clothes back. Parents have to provide clothes for the kid, if not it's neglect and CPS investigate
Yupurineutah
You may be able to file a compaint compelling your POS father to return your property. It's theft and extortion. 1/2
ChinaMazdaNelson
Exactly. Call the cops. He can't keep your stuff.
laton
And risk widening the rift? Touchy subject, I would want to try to work it out first before calling the cops.
Yupurineutah
+1 for your opinion but disowning your son and stealing all of his belongngs is a pretty wide rift. 1/2
Yupurineutah
If the mother is also intimidated to go along with it the bullying needs yo be confronted, not tolerated. 2/2
HenryJonesJr
Well if it is on his property and he purchased it then OP has no case for either of those.
Fishworshipper
It can be argued that, since the purchase was made for the sole purpose of OP's usage, that he legally owns them.
HenryJonesJr
It can be argued but it's highly unlikely a judge will say that someone who purchased something that's on his property isn't theirs.
Fishworshipper
I mean, you can't buy someone a pair of socks, then years later when they only have those socks legally take them back. They aren't yours.
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MrMcCrunch
Incorrect. Once you are 18 you're parents are not obligated to do shit. Anything they do for you after is their choice.
Yupurineutah
Huh. I guess I'm mistaken. His dad is still a dick though.
IronicUsername
Wait, what? I'm going to need a source on that one.
Flyndaran
Under 25, your parents' income will fuck up your ability to get student loans, but that's not at all the same as parents giving a shit.
IronicUsername
Yeah, I'm unfortunately VERY familiar with that.
Flyndaran
Under 25, your parents' income will fuck up your ability to get student loans, but that's not at all the same as parents giving a shit.
DontcallmeLen
Thats a MILT right there. (Mom I'd like to Thank)
fantasticfurry
Milk Mother I'd like to kill
LordOfTheLs
Nope this makes her even more of a milf for me, id say a top teir milf, next to a busty milf with a fat ass.
SmoothSaline
I'm a good ass mother-liker.
2Hanz
i really wish i could upvote this twice
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i thought it was Mother In Law Teletubby
TrijezniMujo
Milt means something, rather go for MILH (Mother I'd like to hug).
ocdmn
.... Hump?
LGMHorus
Can we make MILT or MILH a thing? I quite like that
1ronlung
This is going in the right direction. I'd rather go for Milhouse
doomsdayaddams
"Milt" is also salamander semen, so be sure always to capitalize.
onewon
Holy shit hahaha
fbutt09
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
m4tthew26
tarWHOdis
Not sure if I'm impressed or disturbed that you know that.
doomsdayaddams
National Geographic. Really! I swear I'm not a pervert with a thing for salamanders...beautiful, sleek salamanders....
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Minkaf
DontcallmeLen
Well, you learn something new every day.
lordofhouselurker
I still wondering how the hell does he know what salamander semen is called. He would literally (1)
doomsdayaddams
She, for what it's worth.
moonXbeam
Asking the real questions here
lordofhouselurker
Have to write in google "salamander jizz". Oh fuck now i got a picture of a female charmander covered in milt stuck in my head. (2)
doomsdayaddams
My work here is obviously done.
lordofhouselurker
Fuck you @doomsdayaddams. And I was just about to go to sleep as well. Why the hell would you be looking for the (3)
Everlight23
THAT'S WHAT MILF STAND FOR! I never knew...
DontcallmeLen
I suppose you could say 'Fank Oo'.
ErinFromTheOffice
MILT=/=MILF
whyexactly
MILF = muvver I'd like to fank (idk the term for the region in the UK with that accent)
GrundleBlunder
But what better way to thank someones mother than to take her to a place her husband hasnt taken her to since they were young & in love?
restingbird
Perhaps she is both?
amothertruckingunicorn
*clicks tongue* noice
Treblaine
Yes, MILT is 'Mother I'd Like to Thank', MILF is the 'Moro Islamic Liberation Front'
Treblaine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front
MrsBlake
A good mother will mother those that need mothering
iwanttomountndewya
That's the type of legacy I'll bee following. My mom and her mom have been that way forever. I am the Mom friend to all my friends too.
skallskitar
I too know what it's like to be cared for after being rejected. She'll be a good stepmom
soychingona
I wish i could put the pic of the hen sitting on the kittens during a thunderstorm in this thread
Wallflower191
This my fiancé's mum. She's been a better mum to me than my actual mum.
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
Mother
KingofFap
Mothering a motherfucker. Wait. What did I just typed...
RegularSizedRudeness
For realz? What super moms did you guys have!? FU!
buttcrackula
Come here, sweetie. You need a hug.
RegularSizedRudeness
I do, I really really do mrs. Buttcrackula
ResistanceIsFutile
After which follows a Borg Queen's embrace, incoming. Do not resist.
LetumComplexo
And feed them. Feed *everyone*.
Isawapuddytat
That's my step mom. My gf's parents died recently and she has become her new mom. A mom is always a mom.
Stardragon21
Mother of God
ResistanceIsFutile
My neighbour has what I refer to as a mother's spirit, despite not having any biological children. She had adopted.
Thisisirrelvantcontent
Aspiring!
redbikemaster
I'm a23 years old guy. All my friends are unofficially adopted by both my parents
tristan8251
That's my nana. She's the sweetest little thing. Our old neighbors daughter still calls her on FaceTime (she's 10). Calls her nana too
bayardthebloodhound
Truth in those words.
kimttar
I wish I could favorite comments.
AmiLynne
Truth. Being a mother is the best job ever.
MoePancakes
Well said my friend
platypusgestapo
My mom had 3 different friends live with us to avoid their own home lives at different points in time throughout my teenage years.
princeherbert
My bf lost his mom when he was 6. My mom being amazing has stepped up for Christmas and his birthday for years. Think it means a lot to him
TheWitnesser
Were you with him from the age of 6? Or did that happen later?
princeherbert
Later. I'm going to assume you're having a laugh since the way I worded my post was weird. Either way, yeah later.
SynNombre
My mom was the neighborhood momma growing up. I ended up with a woman who is also the neighborhood momma. :)
LillaLue
This is true.
NicoleDanielle
That's how I hope I'll be, my friends all call me mom already so I think I'm on the right track.
ValoSaurusRex
My mom is the reason my best friend and 2 of my sister's friends even graduated high school. And she got them on birth control.
GeneralBullshit
That's the best sentence I've read all day
MiaOlsen
I had friends with mothers that wanted to be friends with their kids instead of being a parent. My mom became there mom so they had someone
MiaOlsen
It happened quite often that I came home to find my friends at the kitchen table with my mom talking.
nukethelizards
I needed to hear that.
ThecommentFarmer
Can confirm. A good mother responds to those who need a mothers love. God Bless all those warm hearted women.
SamuelHalverson
A good giraffe will giraffe those that need giraffing. Oh good! It worked there too! I'm excited!
Corppi
You mothermother
lvsv
Yas so true. I love my bfs mother, she treats me like her own child.
mvp84
Awe that made me cry
CMFMTNPPL
Sounds like my mom, my friends who be at my house even when I wasnt
DandyShitlord
I don't know what it's like having a mother
JFizDaWiz
That is why all the older women I've worked with treated me as their own child since my birth giver gave up on my sister and me when I was 7
bnuihj
So true.
watchingdeliverance
*parent
irmageard
The best thing about being a mom is being everyone's mom. I will mom the shit outta you.
realwomenfightnaked
@realmenfightnaked mom mothers me so hard its so nice
KillerDuckasaurus
My mom.
justorderalargefarva
I hope to be that mother.
RumpleDickskinne
This Gay story has bought me to straight tears! She is an awesome person and be happy OP!
AnApologeticCanadian
Yo dawg...
circlebreaker
*friendly goose noises*
JohnnyWalkerTexas
I believe this is the best definition of a mother!
keyblader1985
Cheers to everyone who goes full Molly Weasley
samsonguy920
I have my Molly Weasley. She is one of my mom's best friends, and my best friend's mom. I have no idea where I'd be without her.
peridotstar
Always go full Molly Weasley :D
MrStarkLord
Beat me to it. Always upvote Molly Weasley.
abenaki1791
This is my favorite comment
forgetthisnoise
That was mom. Everyone at her funeral just started sobbing when my sister brought up her hugs. Couple of the kids we grew up with were 1
redbullvodka
My mom was everyone's mom too. She passed almost exactly a year ago. I miss her.
forgetthisnoise
There and were border line hysterical
tricepsbiceps
And a good father will father those that need fathering
sweaterrarium
As a 2.5 year old dad willing to be that kind of dad
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CptJero
We've already established he's not into that
AliBarber
Ffs what did they say
CptJero
Something something in the pussy something something
AliBarber
That wasn't even funny when it first happened
Mewtank
What did they say?
toimiski
I said mother him right in the pussy, joke that wasnt appreciated :P
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
I laughed
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
I grew up in the worst side of town but NOBODY messed with Momma Christy, loved by all! 'cept that one prick who accidentally lost his teeth
SilaBen
"accidentally"
sparklepantsthedestroyer
"lost"
IreLegion
No one ever saw the necklace she made.
Tymich92
That was my mom growing up. All the neighborhood kids called her mom.
TinyPhoenix
Close family friend's rents are known as aunt/uncle. My mum is 'mum 2'. Always spare rooms/food. Glad others share this social construct :)
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Everyone knew my mom but called her "aunt krissy"
TinyPhoenix
Close family friend's rents are known as aunt/uncle. My mum is 'mum 2'. Always spare rooms/food. Glad others share this social construct :)
thatprickleypear
Yup all of my friends call my mom by momma!
Pickles98
It's the same thing with my mom, all my friends call her mom and are always welcome at my house.
636f6e67726174756c6174696f6e73
My friends mum kept another friend of mine in her house for a month or so because his parents and him wernt getting along.
navajoe
Same, I have 4 more older brothers because of that.
Grenther
Lol I have a friend who one time said 'I hope to be as good of a mother as your mom is one day'. Also she was like 'can she be my mom.'
bizon1829
That's my mom. All of my friends (and my sister's friends) call her Mama Zim
JMcDank
AlmostRetro
Yeah that wasn't my mom :(
PluckedDuck
Same.
CorrectlyOperatedVagina
Me neither bro :(
KtH91
I'm sorry both, hope you had a Motherly women nearby?
CorrectlyOperatedVagina
Both parents weren't great...I always had close relationships with male&female school, dance, music (etc) teachers and I think that's why
CorrectlyOperatedVagina
Also got a job where I was the youngest (by ~30 years) of a dozen mums and grandmothers, they were a wonderful "family" :)
MrsBlake
My momma too, here's to amazing mums!
link117318
Oh. Isnt that a nice prospect
BigisDickis
Was your mom not an amazing mom?
JohnnySupYo
Shhh, some people don't have moms.
duudycalls1
I'm a mother, and I will mother the mother fucking shit outta you. You hungry? Grab a plate.
GodzillaHarddiskson
Hey, as a dad I'm coming over for some real dad shit. I'll tell bad jokes and discuss the importance of good tools
MrsBlake
Now that's how to momma
selftaughtgenius
I have a friend like you. She is so damn kick ass. : ) The world needs more people like you.
Dalylah
This is me, too. I'll even letcha come help cook and learn my recipes if you have manners.
duudycalls1
Well, now I have gleaned a tip from one mom to another. I really never thought of sharing the cooking experience but it makes total sense!
duudycalls1
I love mom's that share the knowledge :)
Dalylah
It's a ton of fun. We destroy my kitchen regularly with my kids and their friends. They appreciate food more when they invest time in it.
duudycalls1
I'll bet! My kids and I always destroy my kitchen but I never thought of making that an activity during a sleepover to pass the time.