2 minutes into netflix and chill

-3

3

463

MRW I smell my friends new weed

12

5

160

mrw a customer makes a racist/sexist joke

2

5

110

when your friend is getting mugged but then you remember the 5 dollars he owes from the 7th grade

186

8

7375

when my girlfriend and I bond over hating cutsie couples

24

4

293

me whenever someone says "i thought you weren't drinking tonight?"

-2

0

291