My bfs cat is melting
MRW I wake up with a massive headache and my bf says I drank a fuck ton last night
I was kinda like "Eh what's the big deal" about my birthday today. Until my bf reminded me I can legally drink now.
Walked in on my boyfriend.... wearing a face mask.
Hi! My nickname irl is bear and I'm bored if anyone wants to chat.
My bfs mom caught me smoking pot.
I'm a 6'2 190 pound 18 year old male
Boyfriend and I got in from snowboarding and I accidentally pushed him on the bed which resulted in real hot love makin.
2 of my exs response when my other ex says "Honestly you were HORRIBLE in bed. You talk too much"
Accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach.
Do NOT do this
My boss grabbed my ass.
ORW I come home early from school and my boyfriends mom is also off work early
All of my best friends had a super bowl party and didn't invite me.
My bf legit said "Ok.. if I give you a blowjob could you wash my jeans for me please?" Last night
My friends keep making great puns about me losing a testicle.
MRW even after my doctor told me I'm a perfectly healthy weight people still call me fat and it makes me want to die and/or stop eating
MRW my bf finally gets me to try a face mask and I realize this is the LIFE
Have you ever loved anyone so much that not seeing them for the day makes your stomach hurt?
My boyfriend wants me to be bottom..
More people have told me I look cute on imgur than people have told me I'm fat in real life
Anyone feel like messaging me. I'm bored and lonely
Thought my boyfriend and I were alone in the house so I was very vocal during sex. He THEN informed me his mother was home.
2 dudes had been following me around the store when one finally said "Hey guy, how old are you?"
There's this like spring formal thing going down at my school tonight.
I quit my job!
My first time doing the receiving part of gay sex turned out great with no pain and no mishaps
After a run I went to use the school shower. No one else was in there.. or so I thought
MRW looking at my baby pictures and thinking about how cute I was vs how I look now
Me to me
So do you ever have a day where nothing.. I repeat NOTHING goes right?
Got to see my mom today
MRW watching Netflix and I realize this is the end of Queer as folk
MRW my best girl friend calls me crying and I realize I'm gonna have to beat a motherfucker.
MRW I see my bf's contact for me in his phone is "Daddy"
I used to be so unhappy.
MRW my bf asked if I think a girl is hot.
My bf has told me bless you 3 times before I started to sneeze
My mom is letting me see my little brother.
Shit I found funny enough to save to my phone and send my boyfriend
Now I know imgur doesn't like selfies... and this isn't one!
Had a strange experience today
MRW my boyfriend says "I'll be back in a second.. and then I'll give you your birthday present ;)"
Anyone feel like chatting? I'm really bored and lonely and need something to distract me.
I'm a gay dude.
MRW someone calls me a chubby real ugly lookin guy cute
MRW I'm talking dirty to my boyfriend and start fumbling words so bad he can't help but laugh
MRW my boyfriends mom acknowledges the fact that we had super loud sex when I didn't know she was home
Seconds after this was taken I fell on my face and my boyfriend laughed his ass off behind the camera
So I guess everyone in my hometown knows I'm gay now.