datcutefatboy

21033 pts ยท January 4, 2017


My bfs cat is melting

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 484

MRW I wake up with a massive headache and my bf says I drank a fuck ton last night

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 545

I was kinda like "Eh what's the big deal" about my birthday today. Until my bf reminded me I can legally drink now.

Points 2
Comments 10
Views 397

Walked in on my boyfriend.... wearing a face mask.

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 473

Hi! My nickname irl is bear and I'm bored if anyone wants to chat.

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 371

My bfs mom caught me smoking pot.

Points 1094
Comments 74
Views 60390

I'm a 6'2 190 pound 18 year old male

Points 2
Comments 9
Views 404

Boyfriend and I got in from snowboarding and I accidentally pushed him on the bed which resulted in real hot love makin.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 438

2 of my exs response when my other ex says "Honestly you were HORRIBLE in bed. You talk too much"

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Comments 2
Views 273

Accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach.

Points 11
Comments 11
Views 683

Do NOT do this

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Comments 6
Views 551

My boss grabbed my ass.

Points -4
Comments 12
Views 391

ORW I come home early from school and my boyfriends mom is also off work early

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 264

All of my best friends had a super bowl party and didn't invite me.

Points 6
Comments 16
Views 415

My bf legit said "Ok.. if I give you a blowjob could you wash my jeans for me please?" Last night

Points 9
Comments 43
Views 808

My friends keep making great puns about me losing a testicle.

Points 77
Comments 33
Views 6156

MRW even after my doctor told me I'm a perfectly healthy weight people still call me fat and it makes me want to die and/or stop eating

Points 8
Comments 23
Views 510

MRW my bf finally gets me to try a face mask and I realize this is the LIFE

Points -3
Comments 6
Views 428

Have you ever loved anyone so much that not seeing them for the day makes your stomach hurt?

Points 1
Comments 9
Views 301

My boyfriend wants me to be bottom..

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Comments 15
Views 456

More people have told me I look cute on imgur than people have told me I'm fat in real life

Points 1
Comments 16
Views 558

Anyone feel like messaging me. I'm bored and lonely

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Comments 3
Views 372

Thought my boyfriend and I were alone in the house so I was very vocal during sex. He THEN informed me his mother was home.

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 570

2 dudes had been following me around the store when one finally said "Hey guy, how old are you?"

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Comments 4
Views 451

There's this like spring formal thing going down at my school tonight.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 308

I quit my job!

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 946

My first time doing the receiving part of gay sex turned out great with no pain and no mishaps

Points 11
Comments 18
Views 632

After a run I went to use the school shower. No one else was in there.. or so I thought

Points -7
Comments 3
Views 298

MRW looking at my baby pictures and thinking about how cute I was vs how I look now

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 545

Me to me

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Comments 0
Views 287

So do you ever have a day where nothing.. I repeat NOTHING goes right?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 373

Got to see my mom today

Points 1
Comments 14
Views 416

MRW watching Netflix and I realize this is the end of Queer as folk

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 364

MRW my best girl friend calls me crying and I realize I'm gonna have to beat a motherfucker.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 416

MRW I see my bf's contact for me in his phone is "Daddy"

Points -7
Comments 8
Views 401

I used to be so unhappy.

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Comments 11
Views 306

MRW my bf asked if I think a girl is hot.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 451

My bf has told me bless you 3 times before I started to sneeze

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 466

My mom is letting me see my little brother.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 658

Shit I found funny enough to save to my phone and send my boyfriend

Points 10
Comments 7
Views 811

Now I know imgur doesn't like selfies... and this isn't one!

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Comments 1
Views 335

Had a strange experience today

Points 29
Comments 9
Views 3581

MRW my boyfriend says "I'll be back in a second.. and then I'll give you your birthday present ;)"

Points -2
Comments 4
Views 436

Anyone feel like chatting? I'm really bored and lonely and need something to distract me.

Points -7
Comments 9
Views 316

I'm a gay dude.

Points 0
Comments 23
Views 325

MRW someone calls me a chubby real ugly lookin guy cute

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Comments 2
Views 367

MRW I'm talking dirty to my boyfriend and start fumbling words so bad he can't help but laugh

Points 38
Comments 11
Views 1639

MRW my boyfriends mom acknowledges the fact that we had super loud sex when I didn't know she was home

Points 43
Comments 11
Views 1454

Seconds after this was taken I fell on my face and my boyfriend laughed his ass off behind the camera

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 351

So I guess everyone in my hometown knows I'm gay now.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 577
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