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I'm Texan, and I dislike football. Hell, I dislike watching ALL sports. Hockey seemed (and still kinda does seem) to be even dumber than normal American sports. I mean seriously, who WANTS to have to deal with a brick of frozen rubber flying at their face at hundreds of miles an hour?
Anyway, I stopped thinking about hockey when this gorgeous guy came up and asked me out right in front of everyone (We're both men, and again, I'm from Texas. This doesn't really happen there.)
I was in Vancouver for two months on vacation, and we continued seeing each other the entire time I was there. It was a potentially stupid decision to uproot my life and transfer schools to a different country, but I knew after the first month that that was what I wanted to do.
Never regretted it. Except for Sunday nights, when my home is full of hooligans watching hockey. Then I regret it a little bit.
Edit: What the hell; front page? D: Am I dreaming?
Thanks for all your support, guys; And for those asking, no, my husband doesn't and didn't play for any major or minor teams -- The 'game' I was taken to was a very minor league, a bunch of friends get together type of thing. We had an audience because there were more than a few college team players there that had fans that found out where they played in their off time, and spread the word.
ThatCanadianViking
You only married for our healthcare! But congratz!
mcthegreat
Damn look at that hat trick
winterdust
I'm so happy for you, OP.
MemesTittiesandKitties
Once you go Canada you never go back.
lukatik
Now there is a different rubber flying at his face ; )
VodkaReindeer
Gaydar game strong.
bakeyyy
Looks like your husband had a powerful gaydar. Congrats OP!
sheilajoyced
Awww
DanTheMantis
Marrying a Canadian is like signing a contract that almost every Friday night, hockey will be part of your schedule.
buhbee94
Yay Vancouver!
lesliethearrow
I moved from Atlanta to Winnipeg to marry a Canadian hockey player. NO REGRETS!
Pertaturlurver
As in when the Atlanta thrashers became the Winnipeg Jets? ARE YOU MARRIED TO AN NHL PLAYER?
Fatassfrodo
That defenseman is horrible I see scoring all over the place with this.
LoverOfKittens
Scrolled back to upvote this gem +1
marcusdragomir
Oi, Bobby Orr scored plenty, why can't another defenseman?
DancingPanther
Karlsson in today's day in age....in 5 years it'll be Ekman-Larsson
happyenough
Yeeah! I read it thinking 'wow, weird, I just assumed two dudes for no reason, but then it was two dudes! Yeeeeah. x
Headxxbangett
This is the dream relationship Disney has been telling me about.
Badsequence
Awesome man good for you. Never be afraid to speak your mind and you might be mildly surprised! Congrats on the marriage as well.
ImNotAnActorIJustPlayOneOnTV
Congrats on the gay sex...I'm jealous
thehonkypatrol
Openly gay hockey player. This is new to me. Neat.
sublime29
This is adorable and HOCKEY IS THE BEST SPORT EVER, dammit.
SaintMaceToTheFace
That would be Football Son.
sublime29
Nah. Definitely hockey.
SaintMaceToTheFace
U wot m8
ThePotatoesareMashed
As a canadian, I also hate hockey. Fuck, I can't even skate. At least I have my maple syrup collection.
froggyrules
as another canadian, whaa?
agrady262
Glad your risk paid off. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
h0lyhippie
Halo Wars
JustAPersonOnTheInternet
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
What group of Canadians get together on Sunday night to watch hockey? Hockey Night in Canada is on Saturday night. BLASPHEMY!
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
My husband DVRs the games and then gets together with his friends on Sundays to watch them; He works Saturdays. :(
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Fair enough. As long as he gets to see them! He is Canadian, after all.
Craptastic13
Well at least you found someone who likes to fondle your Canuts. . . I'll see myself out now.
TwistedAttitudes
To the people who do not know, this is a pun involving the hockey team "The Vancouver Canucks"
Stalentor
No, we need more people like you. That was punny. Punny makes me laugh
UpvotesForCalicos
A gay Canadian hockey player asking out a gay Texan? This stupid romantic wants a movie. :')
McKavian
I'm a straight man in Oklahoma...I'd pay to see this in a theater
zanzaboonda
Yes!!!
majortool
Just Sunday? I think you mean football. Hockey is everyday. Hockey is life.
CodenamedPussyfoot
Hockey is in fact life. Unless it's lacrosse season.
Jiltedlerk
You'd think it'd be Saturday, what with HNIC and all...
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
pls no
iamthisguy247
Do they not watch it Saturday? I mean that is hockey night in Canada.
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
Since we're in the states, most of the games they watch broadcast on Sunday. :(
WackTheHorld
Even as a Canadian that doesn't follow hockey, the music started to play in my head.
majortool
Ever see the commercial where the two guys are in the hardware store and one starts whistling the HNIC theme?
WackTheHorld
Oh yeah!
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
My hubby DVRs it, because he works night shift on Saturdays.
streptovsky
Huh. So I guess queers DO come from Texas. Good job OP, sounds like you really lucked out.
khora
What about to Texas?
streptovsky
what?
llamallary
Old movie quote from Full Metal Jacket."You're from TEXAS?! Aint nothing but steers and queers in texas, and boy you aint no steer"
llamallary
paraphasing
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Said Ripley to the android Bishop.
actionandrewjackson
He shoots, he SCORES!!!
KZDM
He scores, he SHOOTS!!!
worldsbestmexican
Gretzky deniiiied
HoosteenDiaz
HOMERUN!!!!
h0lyhippie
looks like the defensive man is batting for the other team.
Escueleto
2 minutes for holding the stick.
BADT0UCH
Right in the 5 hole
DancingPanther
Not to be that guy but as a hockey player I call bullshit because you can't hear a person talking behind the glass even in an empty rink.
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
You can if they're practically yelling (and mildly drunk) and it's pretty quiet!
01111001
whats he shooting...
shadeslayers09
Blanks
arrbos
*what's
Beepity
Semen.
757365726e616d65
that should be the title of romantic comedy based on this story
lambueljackson
5 minutes for high sticking ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThePowerOf42
I see what you did there.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
iamthisguy247
5 minutes for thigh dicking.
GoldenElephantL
That's right Tom. He'll be in the box for that one.
takinApoo
I'm having flashbacks
actionandrewjackson
Plus another 5 and a misconduct for Butt-Ending
lambueljackson
Thanks for letting me ride with you to the front page!
actionandrewjackson
Not a problem...Glad we could get there together!
disciple
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take!
Shittyperson
You autist the 100% of the shots you take!
tropicalblizzards
-John Wilkes Booth
Pipecleaner61
-Wayne Greztky
geiokami
As a fellow gay Texan who recently fell in love with a Canadian. How hard is it to move to Canada?
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
3 Denied for not being marriage-like enough. Marriage is NOT a guarantee. You need a lot of proof to show you are not faking a relationship.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
13 Work and complications, but it's worth it for the person you love. Feel free to PM if you have any questions.
geiokami
Alright that helped a lot, thank you!
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Ok, I'm sorry but I disagree with these other two comments. I am seeking residency in Canada, and I am marrying him in a few weeks. 1
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
7 Get joint insurance, make purchases, etc. You cannot have a joint bank account if you are not a resident in Canada, but try anyway cause
QuietParsnip
Easier once you're married, though there's a lot of paperwork. It can be a little frustrating, but not overly hard.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
6 When and where you went into Canada to visit him/her and same for him/her when they visit you. As soon as possible, combine your affairs.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
4 Keep detailed logs of who you meet in each others lives: family, friends, etc. You need dates. You need receipts for gifts to each other.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
12 You are also required to live together for the first 2 years once granted residency. If you break that, you lose residency. It's a lot of
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
2 It is DIFFICULT to move here, but it is entirely possible. Marriage makes it a lot easier. We applied for residency last year and were
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
11 Money to live off of. Sponsor is required to keep you from going on govt assistance for first 3 years, and they want proof of funds.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
10 Limited ways people can apply to reside in Canada; sponsorship is one of the easier ones to deal with. You or your SO also need a lot of
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
By the time we were married and I applied for residency, we had everything we needed to support our marriage and my immigration. 2/2
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
9 You can get to prove your relationship is good. Trust me, save everything. And apply with the Canadian as your sponsor. There are very
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
7 Get joint insurance, make purchases, etc. You cannot have a joint bank account if you are not a resident in Canada, but try anyway cause
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
3 Denied for not being marriage-like enough. Marriage is NOT a guarantee. You need a lot of proof to show you are not faking a relationship.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
5 You need to have proof that everything you do together is genuine. Take lots of photos together. Keep bus/airplane tickets. Write down
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
8 The bank has to give you a paper showing why you were denied, which you can use in your application to show you were attempting. Anything
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
It was not easy, I'll say that. Thankfully, I used school as my springboard, and I lived with my husband for most of that time. 1/2
PixieVixxie
Living my dream..Marrying a Canadian.
CliffWestern
Sorry -OP probably
TheCanadianMountain
I'm Canadian... hi!!
PixieVixxie
o/
QuietParsnip
American here, married a Canadian. No regrets. :D
ImYourGrandmother
My fiance gets to. Though it helps that he was vaginally catapulted here too...
wynautzoidberg
Ayyyyyyyyyy how you doing?
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
But why? Is it a fetish? I'm marrying a Canadian in a few weeks. It's a pain in the ass to deal with immigration. Wish he was American (1)
PixieVixxie
Not really a fetish, I just tend to be attracted to Canadians.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Ahh, gotcha. Hope it works out for ya then! =P
awkwardgirl85
Same dream. Canadian, australian or irish will do nicely @serapls
TheCanadianNerd
awkwardgirl85
Sploosh.
TheCanadianNerd
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
(2) sometimes to avoid the legal shit. But you love who you love. I didn't seek a Canadian dude, dude I liked to just happened to be!
healthyasfuck
Hi.
picturesarenice
Hola.
Steady
Take off, eh? We don't want you hosers. (I'm totally kidding I'm sorry)
PixieVixxie
I had to sleep!
thisguy2012
as a canadian http://imgur.com/1LCYwDP eh
PixieVixxie
Haha, I love it.
PixieVixxie
Haha, I love it.
khora
A hockey player to boot (boat?).
Tribbles
NO GREEN CARD FO YOO
innocentlildevil
Living mine too.
DefinitelyNotYourExGirlfriend
Heyyyyy!
10footpole
Canadian here, reporting for duty!
PixieVixxie
Well hello there.
10footpole
I will forego the stereotype Canada response and just say, yes we are in fact awesome
PixieVixxie
I've never met a non-awesome Canadian.
10footpole
We actually have them removed and re-located to a desolate island off the coast of newfoundland
QuietParsnip
American here, married a Canadian. No regrets. :D
TheSpongeQueen
Hello from Ontario, Canada
PixieVixxie
Woo! Hello there! o/
TheSpongeQueen
Hey
RandyKnapp
My dream is to marry Nathan Fillion, that's kind of the same...
ChiefSokka
My friends girlfriends fathers nephews uncles brother is Nathan Fillion, so yeah I'm kinda a big deal
Diddlestyx
Sorry I'm late to the party.
PixieVixxie
Well hello.
MyUsbDriveBurnsWhenIP
Canadian here, reporting for duty.
PixieVixxie
I love your user name.
MyUsbDriveBurnsWhenIP
Thank you, I got it from my Ex "Ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg"
rfrjordan
As a canadian.... Sup?
PixieVixxie
Hey there!
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
But why? Is it a fetish? I'm marrying a Canadian in a few weeks. It's a pain in the ass to deal with immigration. Wish he was American (1)
6East
Eh there, pal ;)
PixieVixxie
Eh there!
6East
Where ya from, bud?
PixieVixxie
California.
6East
I'm free next Monday for the wedding
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Sometimes I wonder how gay men and women can identify other gay people to ask for dates. I'd feel like I'd constantly hit on straight people
bitchinmona
Huh. My fiancée did that. We've been together for 12 years. I'm still straight, she's still lucky I made an exception. ;)
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bitchinmona
It just means that I have ZERO interest in other females. It's a love attraction, not sexual attraction. Even ScarJo does nada for me. ;)
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bitchinmona
Same as any relationship. I don't sleep with people who aren't my fiancée. (:
levetiracetam
I'm a bisexual woman. I have a horrible gaydar.
BlubbaFett
Same here, but I can spot a homophobe a mile away though :P
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I feel like it would be 100x harder to identify a homosexual woman, most women I've met are flirty and touchy with girls all the time.
levetiracetam
Come to think of it, I have a bad sexual identity radar... I can't figure people out - queer or not. Maybe I just suck with people.
theonetruewill
I've noticed that a lot of my gay friends have strikingly similar mannerisms and facial expressions
icreatedmyscreennamejustsoicouldupvotethis
Have you ever hit on a gay person of the opposite sex? If not, your straightdar is spot on.
kindsoberandfullydressed
I am a woman and I can't even get it right with just men...
tatertatttt
Ugh that's what happens though
SpanWolf
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/e/e6/Gaydar.png/revision/latest?cb=20090622183759
rstoplabe14
As a gay man, I keep falling for straight men, FML.
ArcaneM37
As a straight chick, I keep falling for gay guys. FML too.
757365726e616d65
when you're online dating the ones craving cock the most are the "ultra straight" married ones. bizzare
RoninOni
Eh. I've hit on lesbians and been hit on by gay men... I don't think it's really a big deal.
Killerby
I honestly thought that was why gay men seem to talk in a certain way. I thought it was an identifier. Gaydar is real? Interesting!
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I know a few very straight guys who sound VERY gay. I always have to wonder...
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KogwerksKlokwerk
MORONS: This post is a joke.
proximo088
the downside to the internet is when you say dumb stuff no one can tell if your serious or joking.
KogwerksKlokwerk
Gods own truth, but, I mean seriously, did anyone really think "Gee, sexual harassment, sounds like he's encouraging that shit". Morons.
proximo088
some people do encourage it. on the interwebs its usually best to avoid that kind of joking
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
If a girl persistently hit on me, it still wouldn't work. I'm just not that into weinerless people.
KogwerksKlokwerk
Yes, this is entirely true for you, but if they really like you and didn't know would they give up easily after 1 try? Probably not.
Jirefeci
Because either way you get served with a restraining order?
KogwerksKlokwerk
tend to give up just because I've shown no interest. I don't generally show interest in most because of who I am. *sigh*
KogwerksKlokwerk
OMFG, every time I make an obvious but subtle joke this happens. I MEANT that Ive been flirted with plenty by gay peeps and they dont
TastyTastyScience
It's subtle, but managable.. It's also the reason that so many use Tinder and Grindr and other similar services.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
That makes sense, I kind of forgot about online dating. Which is odd because I met my s/o on online...
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Are there specific signals or body language as indicators? I feel like people would only notice some things if they were actively looking
ImYourGrandmother
It's not like, actively looking for cues, it's more like. "Wait a sec...analyzing... gayness a possibility..." then you take a chance!
megaepicllama
I usually just look at the other person's eyes. What they're looking at, how they look at you. It's subtle but it generally works.
TastyTastyScience
Try going to a gay bar and seeing how people act around you and towards you. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to notice a difference.
allahuakbar95
I think they can smell the lotion. Gay people use a lot of lotion
Keh26
I'm a straight woman and I have the best gaydar of anyone I've ever met. I knew my best friend was gay before he did-I just thought he knew.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
your gaydar is off, talk to someone you know is gay and ask him/her to set ir right
healthinspector
You have no ducking idea 0.0
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I'm gay and have never accidentally hit on a straight guy. Maybe it's gaydar. Maybe it's Maybelline.
allahuakbar95
maybe it's methamphetamine
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
http://imgur.com/bpef8Og
allahuakbar95
HA. That gif is the whole reason i joined this fuckin site
rockfireman
Story of my life. I'm too afraid to ask anyone out in fear that they're straight. I may be gay, but my gaydar is non-functioning.
DeliciousMeats
Look in their eyes, you can almost feel a spark if you're both gay.
757365726e616d65
instructions unclear, caused a fire that consumed 60 lives
kenfused
Best discription I've heard. I've always explained it as a mental hiccup.
DeliciousMeats
Yeah, it's like you both reciprocate interactions while straight people wouldn't.
Reelie
It's odd, ultimately I'm terrified of pissing someone off, I usually just avoid it. Though I've found some people are happy with compliments
shinagami091
It takes years to fine tune your gaydar
Migole
I know a couple gay girls and they all say it's just something they notice, they can't really describe it. So yes, gaydar ^^
Katzatack
It's the lesbian eye contact. Seriously, ask them.
StagBeetles
wait you guys can tell?? I've literally never hit on a guy who's actually turned out to be gay. I suck at gaying.
kelsbells
do what you do, and do the opposite! could work? idk!
757365726e616d65
me too. thank gods for online dating
dnebdal
I'm really bad at it. Dating websites to the rescue.
Bristolian
I tend to be able to tell. There's just not that much worth hitting on though.
Waddulz
Phrasing.
proximo088
would sucking at gaying be what you wanted? im just guessing here
UMDhockey17
I SUCK AT IT TOO I'm so scared to talk to girls in case they're straight...
Baconmac1234
I don't hit on anyone because I can nver tell. I just get my gay mate to tell me who to hit on. Problem is he is a bit of a cunt
SmellOfMonkey
*Badum-tish*
ThatDarnBandit
Whenever I am single my gaydar turns off, but when I am relationship I meet all the gays and can tell.
megaepicllama
There are ways: body language, looks, etc... but sometimes we do fuck up and end up hitting on straight people by accident. *sigh*
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
I got hit on by a gay dude once. I told him I wasn't gay. He said cool. I didn't melt or anything.
cfb362
or sometimes we hit on the queer guys who, unfortunately, think they're straight. (usually has to do with religion)
megaepicllama
Wait, how can you know someone is queer if they don't know themselves? I'm not sure I understand what you're saying
FishingForConversation
I view it as a victory if I get hit on by a gay guy, and I'm straight. You're just mad cuz gay guys think I'm hot!
mechanimated
People do stand and speak differently around people they're attracted to. Perhaps gay peeps just look for that and reciprocate if interested
Placeboy
As a straight guy, I'm almost always completely oblivious as to when a guy's hitting on me. Then later I'm like o.o he was nice
tambrico
Can confirm. Straight dude that gets hit on by gay men a lot
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
My boyfriend gets hit on by guys a LOT, but he's completely straight. I find it cute, he's always baffled.
JojaColaTastesLikeDirt
Mine too! I think it's because he has a bubble butt. Hehe.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Mine just dresses really nice, is articulate and always clean and groomed. He has pretty hands and doe eyes, so I guess people just assume.
megaepicllama
so... is your boyfriend single? :P
thatmeddlingkid
My step-dad used to accept free drinks from gay guys at a gay bar that his wife worked at.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I went to a gay bar one time for a friend's birthday, I got more drinks bought for me than any straight bar I've ever been to.
RoninOni
Yeah, I've only had a few nights out paid for by women... but gay bars? You can even be honest and they'll still buy you tons of drinks.
kmikl
Some of us straights don't take offense.
megaepicllama
oh we know! and we thank you for being cool about it :)
megaepicllama
oh we know! and we thank you for being cool about it :)
ThatRussian
I see it as a compliment and appreciate it!
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
Probably because my hair is to my waist, I wear makeup, and I sound about as queer as a three dollar bill.
cfb362
yea, having a high, gay voice is convenient sometimes.
cfb362
then again, my gf makes fun of me for it (I'm bi)
Ihazcheeseburger
Plot Twist: He still thinks you are a woman.
shinagami091
So do you still identify as male?
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
Yep!
shinagami091
Oh okay. So you went to the hockey game in drag. That would explain how he "knew"
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
Good christ, you're an ass.
leftytype
you...I like you
BlubbaFett
Dad?
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
No, son.
eventuallyigaveupanddecidedthiswasgoodenough
No, son.
emertonom
Straight people accidentally hit on gay people all the time too. It's only as awkward as other "not interested" cases.
Reelie
That always makes me chuckle, especially when they are trying to flirt to get free things. "You chose poorly, dear."
757365726e616d65
I didn't hit on stragers not because I was afraid it might get awkward, but because it might get violent.
TrixiHobbitz
Not always...guys can tend to get a little violent when you assume they are gay...
emertonom
You make an excellent point. Sorry for being blind to privilege.
TrixiHobbitz
I'm not one of those lol. It just gets a little scary when the average straight guy thinks I'm questioning his manliness
emertonom
But you're right. When a straight person does it, it's awkward, but the reverse can be dangerous. I was unintentionally minimizing that.
TrixiHobbitz
(2) which is ridiculous 'cause I'm the bottom
Waddulz
There's research at UofToronto studying this. 50 nanoseconds and you can 'see' it - there's a scientific basis for gaydar, who knew
Waddulz
Sauce: http://web.stanford.edu/group/ipc/pubs/2008RuleJESP.pdf
RecreationalParks
I find I feel every cute girl I meet is also into girls.. I've either got a selfish gaydar or I'm only attracted to bisexuals/lesbians..??
Waddulz
On average, female sexuality is more 'fluid' and rests closer to bisexual than the average man, so your odds are always better that way
ShaunDreclin
source? I believe you, want to read the research
Waddulz
Sauce: http://web.stanford.edu/group/ipc/pubs/2008RuleJESP.pdf
Waddulz
There are a number of others from the same researchers too
Sininenn
Can they fix broken ones too?
Waddulz
It's also really different for men than women, so, we'll see?
nsdev
Just open grindr.
Sininenn
That's not the same and it's definitely not a place to look for a date, it's a hookup app...
chloramphenicolderivative
can you link me the paper 50 nano seconds seems ridiculous.
Waddulz
Sauce: http://web.stanford.edu/group/ipc/pubs/2008RuleJESP.pdf
Waddulz
My mistake, I'd read 'ms' as 'ns'
chloramphenicolderivative
ahh okay that makes a lot more sense.
chloramphenicolderivative
ahh okay that makes a lot more sense.
accipiter
As a straight woman who has been attracted to more gay guys than straight (without knowing they're gay first)...please fix my gaydar ;-;
KogwerksKlokwerk
Study the face and you'll eventually see it. There's a kind of shape to them which is almost uniform. Maybe you like that. :P
Waddulz
As a straight man who people think is gay, I think we'd either really get along, or not at all
OhDavidMyNacho
I get that completely.
Waddulz
Would you say its a good or bad thing?
KogwerksKlokwerk
There is actually a trace in the features of individuals which indicate if they're gay or straight. I think of it as a genetic ID.
BlubbaFett
Please tell me how that works for bi-sexuals. it's confusing as hell
KogwerksKlokwerk
It's not a precise science man, and I can't even explain it in words. I just have an idea when I see someone which turns out to be right.
hamtheman
as a guy who gets hit on quite a bit by dudes does this mean i have some gay features? i like to think they just hit on 1/2
KogwerksKlokwerk
Maybe, maybe not. Consider the ratio of those who can't tell who is gay by looking to those who can. Ive got better eyes than most so I can
hamtheman
people who they find attractive like the rest of us (just with a lot more luck than i ever have ha) 2/2
KogwerksKlokwerk
tell, but not everyone who is straight can see it and not everyone who is gay can see it. Only a small minority can. Gaydar is an apt term.
snibblify
I think there's something about finger ratios?
KogwerksKlokwerk
have an immune system which is complimentary to your own, and you know this from the tone and appearance of their skin, believe it or nut.
AuntieMeat
I call BS on finger ratios for orientation solely based on my own. I've been told I should like ladies, but my attraction says the opposite.
AuntieMeat
(Now, I do enjoy sports & comics & games & working on mechanical things, but the feminine form doesn't spark my engine one bit.)
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I've heard of the finger ratios/hormones theory before. Maybe it affects the face too.
KogwerksKlokwerk
Wouldn't know about that. Facial features though. Like, the lines, proportions, coloration, etc. People you're attracted to usually
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Most females have longer 1st fingers than 3rd fingers, males the 3rd is longer. Most gays have the opposite finger length ratios for (1/2)
BlubbaFett
My 1st and 3rd finger are the exact same size, im a bi-sexual. Fuck this lol