I finally got phone service back after the Nashville bombing!
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Things went downhill when Susie left for college
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Parker always sleeps like he stayed up all night pounding Goldschläger and tequila
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Boeing is big mad...
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WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY
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I wasn't ready for this...
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The sign on our door clearly says "No Solicitors". Learn how to read...
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Stay the f*ck at home!
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I dont know, crowdfunding could raise a lot more money for the family than UPS would ever give.
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Sportsball
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I can't not see it now...
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Should be any day now folks!
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I've been searching forever... PLEASE HELP!
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When your bestie is sick at work and asks for soup... you bring them soup! (but don't risk ruining your vacation)
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They're not wrong, but they didn't have to be so right
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This is it everyone, this is the future
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Vote responsibly
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When someone who has never seen Star Wars starts talking about theories they've read online
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Snarf
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We had an unexpected guest yesterday...
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We could all use some laughs! Write on the card, do your worst.
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These could save a life!
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Still waiting for them to follow up...
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There is more murder in this bag than any weapons case in existence...
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My friend painted a picture of Colorado.
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Meet Theodore McFloofers! Fluffiest. Puppy. Ever.
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Just checking in. How is UserSub holding up?
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Reports say he was fryer'd after this
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When your best friend loses a low hanger to cancer... how soon is too soon?
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As well as eating it "well done"...
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This quiz is driving me crazy
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Percy blames me for his mom's hangover. He's super protective... and judgey.
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Seems harmless enough
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This is fine. Everything's fine.
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I saw his picture and it made me think of the joke I never understood... then it suddenly clicked.
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They knew exactly what they were doing...
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Imma wife her so hard
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Our doggo has boundary issues
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What comes after D...!?
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The last 10 years have been rough...
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Everyone is posting about Ethan Suplee like they forgot about Carrot Top... (ask your parents)
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This is the best thing I've read all year
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My GF just sent me a pic of our new puppy! She named him Tod. (We rescue and rehabilitate fur babies)
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...I'm listening
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I feel this in my toes
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I think they started a gang and they made Theodore McFloofers (front) their leader...
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"Its not what it looks like, dad"
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Happy Birthday to the goodest boi, Thor
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I paid a few bucks more for the real stuff! Worth it.
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Watching the trailer of the new EA Trash coming out and all I could think of was
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Finally! All the flavor with none of the heat.
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I would rather get bit by a zombie...
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The most evil prank ever
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We have a monster that lives under the bed...
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The Adventures of Florida Man
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I told them not to deliver my mix tape until I got home...
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I just found out "he" was a she and I don't know what's real anymore
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A 10 minute cringe-fest for toilet time this morning... (links in description)
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