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Don't negotiate with terrorists
to be continued?
ed: Thanks for your kind words, this was the result of my attempts learning AE and 3dsmax, first project :) 9gag and ifunny might be having some more fun in the house!
winonaocean
Votey downo
supremebossman
+1 for Votey Downo. That was "snort Mt. Dew out my nose" funny. Thats a very special kind of funny.
AkwardBearHug
xlv15
Boufus
Fuck I laughed so hard at this. This is the best OC I've seen in so very long
nuggdavis
I tried and failed to avoid cracking up in the middle of the office.
LukewarmBeans
I lost it at lel.
MaxJensen
Same.
TylerStart
Yes! My upvote put you at 1,234! Very satisfied right now.
zhaozhou
DoctorMontgomeryPython
ThePigeons
"And now we return to: Home Alone with actually brave robbers"
SkateSewLove
It upsets me that this scene gets cut on TV
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
A moment of silence for my "friend" who believes Ifunny is better than imgur.
oxfv
+1 for сука блядь :)
wherearemytesticles
CHEEKI BREEKI!
memphisonfire
ThePigeons
pacman jones!
IndependentHampster
Fucking iFunny would be the idiot to taunt this shit
circlebreaker
Fuck 9gag
ProneHub
Fuck iFunny
scratchh
But why
ProneHub
Shitty watermarks on stolen shit.
AgamemnonsMemes
Still funny after all these years.
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
Dicking on 9gag is great. Dicking on iFunny is a guaranteed +1 from me.
ProneHub
Fuck iFunny. Seriously.
scratchh
Why?
ThePigeons
Because twinkle twinkle little star; I can see your repost bar.
akidthatjustfiguredouthowtochangeusername
And so, mr. PP's brother was born.
cuteandcuddly
As a Russian, lost it at "cyka blyat" :D
ProneHub
What's it mean tho
cuteandcuddly
Profanities
Howtogrowwood
Probably the most glorious post on Imgur.
TallgeeseIV
Marv - The original scott sterling!
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
9gag took that downvote right in the Facebook.
9gagsucksanus
He deserved it
Gonz000
Fuck.yes! To be continued! To be continued!
TobascoPanda
samsonguy920
Votey Downo
Bletchlypark
- 42 people like this!
IWillNotDoubleTap
Kuroinoakuma
Run You Clever Boy... ;3
wackywoohoopizzaman
And remember
frobert
Never assume the gender
onceuponagalaxy
MisterNesbitt
Take your upvote you filthy animal.
pointynipples
And a happy new year!
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I could smell ya when you got out of Usersub!
epsiloncrow
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55192935.jpg
Buddysaywhat
Darn it!!! Best me to it
largefarva99
Yous been upvotin everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff!
yuyufan43
"It's not true!" - Cliff
Reiliana
visgurian
Thank-you
DeathRazor213
whyisthisusernametaken
ISenseAChallenger
*saves image*
CatBlaster5000
I like that one. That's a good one.
ChronologicalMyopia
ChronologicalMyopia
Alternatively:
Snicker4
thefriedshrimp
...but...but that's not a gif
StealthArcherAssassin
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
cuteandcuddly
What's kek and lel?
TheMegaPingas
Kek is the culmination of human evolution
bigpapakrabs
KEKEKEKEKEKE
Kuroinoakuma
ZERG RUSH!!!!!!
ThanatosElNyx
Evidently it is how people with brain damage laugh.
CatBlaster5000
Is it actually supposed to be people laughing? Or does it mean something else?
HarveyDentTrust
yes, it's Korean chatlingo, it is kekeke or ㅋㅋㅋ
aPokal
Seemingly it's the korean version of lol and became widespread in starcraft (1). Blizzard put it then in World of Warcraft.
CatBlaster5000
Thank you for clarifying. +1
splungedude
Votey Downo!
PopeyeTheSailor
lost it at that part
notthemama
VOTEY DOWNO!
KnowerOfNothing
Quality OC, @OP! Best of luck in your endeavour of reaching the Front Page!
SomeGuyFromTheMostIsolatedishCityOnEarth
Not sure if I can trust you with a username like that...
KnowerOfNothing
SomeGuyFromTheMostIsolatedishCityOnEarth
See you say that but I'm still not convinced
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
Never seen a 60 FPS gif before... SHIIIIINY
KnowerOfNothing
Technically only ~48fps, but it's double the source.
Beardgoesalltheway
Ann Perkins!
Freggis
I need the sauce of this gif
KnowerOfNothing
Since I made it myself, I can easily tell you: It's from Angie Tribeca S02E05.
SomebodyNeedaHug
Dude are you stupid? The sauce is: Home Alone, it's a Christmas movie
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Just to add to your pain this is Home Alone 2. So you were wrong on both levels.
SomebodyNeedaHug
i have only seen the first one so i just guessed the first one thnx for correction
KnowerOfNothing
He meant the one in my comment, not the post @OP made.
Gonz000
Um what? This is clearly an old episode of fraggle rock. Get with it dude.
lowercaseM
Seeing this again as an adult, I can't help but think "That guy should be so dead. Really really dead."
QADA
That's the sound of a tool chest coming down the stairs ....
Ponitytto
Adult life is AWESOME.
wearebestfwends
He received an electric shock so strong you could see his skeleton. Yeah, that's a fair assessment.
EverythingIsOffensiveToMe
There was a video I saw once that analyzed all the injuries they received and counted the number of fatalities throughout the movie.
SparklesTheDiseaseFairie
at the very least knocked unconcious
KharnApproves
The whole scene is still fucking hilarious though. Those guys getting the shit kicked out of them is amazing
pookieeatworld
They're just foam...
alssst
Yes. In the first brick his head will open and splits brain all over de sidewalk. But, camon...
TheUnknownNoob
A lot of things in that movie would have gone from "Loony Toons" to "ISIS Execution" really fast were actual physics invoked.
lowercaseM
I don't know if I should be proud or depressed that this comment is like 25% of my total points.
FormerRoustabout
Someone doe voted this comment. I got you fam.
SilentScreamsX
The only thing separating the Home Alone movies from horror movies is gore. Seriously. Imagine HA with the gore that his traps would 1/2
SilentScreamsX
really cause and it's a completely different movie. 2/2
naught101
Why? Downvotes don't weigh much.
ThePigeons
false.
SwiggitySwootySomethingSomthingBooty
They set his hat on fire and so he ends up dipping his head in kerosene and literally blows up only causing some distasteful blackface.
HodorFirstOfHisName
Yeah he'd be dead after the first one
PornhubsFirstTree
The first movie, you mean.
HodorFirstOfHisName
Also yes
youtellmedothingsidoneRUNNIN
jsm9474
Yes! I still crack up every time I see this.
NationalSecurityAgentC
When I was a kid this was the scary injury and the rest were hilarious slapstick. Now -this- is the funny one and the rest make me wince.
MoreAwesomerDan
Knowing now how easily head wounds bleed and mess you up, Chris Rock would tell him to wipe himself off, he ded.
MoreAwesomerDan
Meant Tucker, I plead distracted.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Chris Tucker
ShentoSama
I can't tell if you are meme'ing, made a mistake, or are clueless. Meh whatever.
MrDouchebag
Or another option: Racist! As they all look alike!
Cereaza
You can tell it hurt, because there's a small mark on his forehead where his brain should be pouring out.
eetsumkaus
even if it doesn't crack his skull he might die just from the impact...
madetheaccountjustforyou
No more heartwarming a Christmas tale than a child killing a man by smashing his face in with bricks.
SwarmLord
Sounds like something straight from Team Fortress 2 universe.
lowercaseM
Look! Now the side walk is a festive red!
TrippingPocahontas
this actually made me laugh out loud a little
tehzpoon
I thought that constantly as a kid. I felt so terrible for Marv while watching these movies. He didn't deserve torture. But he shoulda left.
lowercaseM
Yeah, but harry got what he deserved.
chaoguy2006
Someone did an analysis of all the things they endured in the first film. They should be dead or severely brain damaged. Possibly paralyzed.
Cirkuss
I would be quite interested in reading this.
Darkova
Ironically I read this analysis on 9gag lel
HelloImAnyGuy
One of the scenes analyzed was the hot door handle. They concluded the heat needed to get it red hot would have melted his hand clean off
SoDark
reminds me of that amazing goalkeeper
USSAud
Scott Sterling?
Jetflash6999
THE MAN.
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Youdiditwrong
My name is relevant. It's "THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND." I appreciate your effort tho.
acuteavocado7
what is he throwing in the original?
sexytangerine
Could be styrofoam
DukeDarkwood
What, you think they would use harmless prop bricks as if this was some sort of movie?
sexytangerine
Shit. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Slumdoge
Its okay, considering you just had your vagina blasted.
UrCompanionCube
Sandstone blocks
lowercaseM
bricks
acuteavocado7
ok. i thought it might be but you can't be too sure
lowercaseM
You should always double check to make sure that it is indeed bricks someone is throwing at you. Don't bother moving first either.
TheFinn77
Darude Sandstorm
lowercaseM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qweNUD_GzUo
icameinlikeafeckingball
Bricks I believe.
acuteavocado7
bricks
DickMercenary
https://youtu.be/8WKgNyvsNDM
lowercaseM
I'd never seen that. I like it :)
HutchTheClutch
I was gonna link this exact thing. The Die Hard one was great too
tehzpoon
Skull fracture with epidural hematoma: Marv is dead. SKULL fracture with EPIDURAL. HEMATOMA. Marv is DEAD.
tehzpoon
SKULL FRACTURE WITH EPIDURAL HEMATOMA: MARV IS DEAD. SKULL FRACTURE WITH EPIDURAL HEMATOMA: MARV IS DEAD. SKULL FRACTURE WITH EPIDURAL HEMAT
aPokal
Members of Wet Bandits have no name. Through his death, he had a name. His name is Marv. His body was buried behind the McCallister House.
Axewhipe
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
thk5013
SUCK BRICK KID!
tehzpoon
I laughed so hard at that sequence. Not in the original movie, I was too busy cringing. But in the screenjunkies video? Fucking lost my shit
SeraRelm
You're an adult when you watch Tom and Jerry and side with Tom.
Blodgarmpls
Same with Squidward
TerraformTrent
Both Tom and Jerry had points to present. Tom was trying to clean the house of vermin, while Jerry wanted to stay alive and be an asshole.
AWolfWithShades
And sometimes Tom just wanted to take a nap, but Jerry felt like being a cunt.
JasonasB
So, I have been an adult my whole life?
Bwafflz
Did anybody ever root for Jerry? Not me, no way
Lexsteel11
I watched Its a Wonderful Life and realized George Bailey fought for what cause the subprime mortgage crisis & potter was right. Adult shit.
oglehole
I sided with him as a kid
SeraRelm
Hoooolly shit this was a landslide. But yeah, I never liked Jerry. He always shat on Tom's parade regardless of circumstance.
ThePotatoBandito
Yeah wtf was Jerrys problem?
sharkhugs
Me thinks he didn't want to be eaten
Sitraka
I AM AN ADULT !!!!WOHOOOOO
CatsandDnD
I hated that mouse even when I was a kid.
Sitraka
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100626180827/disney/images/8/82/Icerarogerrabbit2451.jpg
KorruptJustice
Same. Fuck Jerry. What a prick.
celestedrake
I did that when I was a kid too. I wanted that mouse to DIE. He hurt the poor kitty so much...
WarDragon1984
Another one here who always rooted for Tom. And Wile E. Coyote, for that matter.
celestedrake
He works so hard and has wasted too much fortune on Acme products...
gruffgamer
That's also how I felt about Sylvester & Tweety. Most of the time, it was Tweety starting shit and he was so smug about it. Hate that fucker
dingleberrytwitch
I feel.like tom and jerry made me a cat person I always root for the underdog!
ShentoSama
Isn't Tom trying to eat the mouse? Or have I skewed the show in my mind?
KorruptJustice
Sometimes. But there's quite a few cartoons where Tom just wants to be left alone, and Jerry keeps starting shit.
Keairan
Like the Jazz cello episode
celestedrake
But Tom is a cat! It is like his job and heritage to eat vermin. I praise my cats when they bring me dead mice. And I would hate (1/2)
celestedrake
it if a mouse hurt them. Even though it would be self defense. (2/2)
aPokal
The mouse was a fucking home invader and squadder! Really think about it. Tom was the pet of the house owner, Jerry was a pest.
mzxrules
depends on the era. Tom had motivation to get rid of Jerry in the original series, whereas the Chuck Jones era was just mindless violence
CyberAkuma
Depends on the episode, they had no contunity. In some Jerry started it, in others Tom did, and in others they were friends.
AVoiceOfReason
Tom and Jerry are friends. Their relationship is just based on the chase. Tom is always genuinely sad when he thinks he killed Jerry.
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
Remember when Tom was beheaded because he couldn't catch Jerry
ZachPutland
He was even more sad when they made their suicide pact
Kuroen
Too soon...
iHveNoCleverName
Wait what, is this a theory or a thing?
imnotthatdude
Lost it at сука блять haha!
yepn0pe
Hahaha me too!
RingSting
lel ...just ran it through a translator. =D
Rustycaddy
Since Im Russian I knew what it said right away and I was laughing!
Goraji
Which one though? I speak some Russian, so I basically knew what it meant. To be sure, I ran it thru the SDLTranslate app. Hilarious result!
RingSting
Google. Literally copied text and pasted it into the google search bar. When I was a kid it would have involved a trip to the library...
Goraji
Try running it through the SDLTranslate app or FreeTranslation.com (it's the same thing). It's freaking hilarious.
RingSting
...on it.
RingSting
...or the local Russian club.