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JohnSmithterms
As a Brit. Margarie TG got in again. Ewww. She's a neanderthal.
just4thelolz
"But some guy in the pub told me that diarrhea makes you stronger. Also I don't want certain people to have a puppy."
reverendbonobo
Yeah, but they won't give *me* diarrhea. They'll only give it to those other people, right?
ouroborus777
"I'd rather have a kitten so I'm going to vote for diarrhea" -- MAGA
Mazena
They've probably been told that they're giving out puppers that have been trained to be pro-lgbtq and will indoctrinate kids on crt.
Nightcaste
The problem is that whoever wins, we get a puppy that has diarrhea forever.
DarkwingDuc
Because Fox News hates puppies and kittens
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Kayleigh McEnany probably think "Organic Chemistry" is woke Chemistry grown by hippies on a Co-Op farm.
Wack3d
The rest of the world sees this as an IQ test, and America you are failing
GodEmperorOfImgur
I mean, I get it, they vote for diarrhea forever for everyone, cause they hope you'll hate the smell more than they will.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
To be fair, it's more like diarrhea 2 days a weeks, vs diarrhea forever. Neither are good, but one is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the other.
AdamGenesis
GOP: My body. My choice ... oh ... wait ... no ....
sadurdaynight
Why are you people surprised? You saw how we handled COVID.
sandwiches
I’m from Mexico and we’re on the same boat. Mexico has been mired with rampant and open corruption for decades.
TheFastpaws
Ya, the world needs to decouple from America as fast as possible. Because it wants to be the next reich.
DippinDerps
Sadly the diarrhea is winning :(
Rodenbeard
Then it gets worse as you go south like, Texas reporting in, Being Flayed Alive beats Having a Soda 67 to 33
jlist
But, my fruitcake sister actually said today, what about Hunter’s laptop?
addAndy
I have coworkers who also still bring it up
heys5005
What about it?
Vladraconis
I mean, if you have permanent diarrhea, you can blame everything that goes wrong in your life on that. No need to be accountable for 1/
Vladraconis
your own actions. No guilt, no responsibility. And the GOP is very good at finding anyone else to blame, thus easing the conscience of 2/
Vladraconis
of their voters, allowing them to live in a fantasy where they are hard-working heroes, even down right martyrs.
kaminekochan
Ask the diarrhea voters and many will tell you they don't like it either, but they would rather not see puppies win because tribalism.
tumppu
They will yell something incoherent about puppies causing autism and gayness in kids
damogen
Like this?
CapnAndy
It's really simple. The people voting red have been promised that everyone they hate will get even nastier diarrhea. That's all they want.
CapnAndy
No repub ever said anything more mask-off than "he's hurting the right people"
tster1973
I don't WANT this to be true, but I think it probably is. Hard to swallow, but looking around, what other conclusion is there.
CapnAndy
What indeed. https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida
UserMCP
But if I vote for Diarrhea, maybe I won't get diarrhea!
lemmesmashplease
"If I vote for Diarrhea, I get to own the libs" - Americans probably
afatrollofmyown
It's this. They don't want diarrhea for themselves, but if it'll make the libs cry and shit themselves, they'll vote for it overwhelmingly.
UserMCP
(P.S. "Diarrhea" is a /really/ hard word to type for some reason)
friendsofsandwiches
that's what spellcheck on here is for. It's a godsend.
Mcknizzle
Plenty of people would be hard pressed to support a puppy, which is a big commitment. Diarrhea Fever is rough, but limited and scope and
Mcknizzle
clears you out which can have positive effects in the future
Voojagig
It's like "speed" but half the people on the bus are trying to set off the bomb because someone told them the other people were carrots.....
Voojagig
...and they don't like vegetables.
benzcl55
The "Carrot" is the one who told them to set the bomb off!!
Voojagig
I probably should have said broccoli. It's weird that one person ruined a whole color.
queeranddelicious
Imagine how it feels as a Floridian, where diarrhea won by a shitslide. Landslide. Fucking hate this state.
LoopStricken
Landshit.
charlotteeloise01
I hate this state too. Now we have to put up with their stupid flags and road rage. Omg get me out of here.
magila
Mudslide.
Ghlargh
This is how it felt a few years ago, now it feels more like "Let the puppies live" vs. "Murder the puppies in the streets on live TV"
Ghlargh
"Puppies" are used here as a metaphor for various human rights.
ImmortalChild
The worst part is how gleefully the poopers are about the poop! Like they are ecstatic about shitting themselves stupid. Stupider.
StraightToCatFolder
You deserve diarrhea at the cost of me having diarrhea too
RadioFloyd
It just feels so gooooooaaaaahhhhhhyyyyeeeaahhh
SacrificialClam
"Well I mean, no way I would get diarrhea, and I like their platform of reestablishing segregation in schools"
taurondir
That's because the people with diarrhea live in old people homes and someone else has to change the diapers, so not their problem
xj4low
They just don't want people to get dogs.
blackguard89
I shit you not....ha....some republican men at least, don't wipe because it's gay and nothing's going near their asshole
JesaraB
the "I don't care how bad it is as long as They have to smell the stink!" crowd
FuryM0nk
“Well you see! I’m not going to be the one with diahheheba because I’ll rise above the sheeps” -maga idiot probably
AtmaDarkwolf
*Ahem* as been said many-atime in the beforetimes, GOP/Repugnatians would cut off their own arm if everyone near them lost a hand.
AtmaDarkwolf
So if they get sick and shit themselves to death, would volunteer that death if it meant a few dem's got the squirts for a few days.
AtmaDarkwolf
It is not stupid, dumb, mislead, misinformed,etc. It is plain blind evil intent. Nothing less.
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
Ha! Take that Liberals! Hey Darleen I need more TP. Ha, Liberals got the shits..ha,
4vie
I think the sentiment here would make the Rep got "Liberals got shat on!"
HandoB4Javert
JeffGodofBiscuits
depending on which State, you might have the numbers backwards
OtterAvalanche
At least PA chose the puppy
ThatShiftyMonkey
I'm impressed that we've held blue this strongly in a swing year. Midterms typically swing away from pres. That bodes well for 2024.
TheS4ndm4n
Depending on the state, it could be 70-30 in favor of diarrhea
DrPepper523
OK is about 60-30 overall and only half of registered voters voted. It's upsetting. I was really hoping for more voters.
JaceTiger
It seems like in my state (Missouri) it's more like "get a puppy" vs "get anally reamed by a T-rex on coke" and the T-rex is winning by far
JeffGodofBiscuits
Well that's a vivid image...
PercussionFish
At least it looks like we got legalized marijuana for that T-rex.
JaimePearson
Same in Texas. And this numbers aren't anywhere close to 50/50.
LV1BlueSlime
Pointless voting D in Missouri but I did it anyway. Senate was called with like 33% of the vote counted because the state is so red. Sad.
JustFeedMePieDammit
The louder they complain about anal the more likely they are to be caught at a water park inflating themselves with pee-water
enheru
Generally feels more like "We'll give you toilet paper" vs "More diarrhea with only sandpaper to wipe with."
Gremlynn4023
"and the diarrhea is actually made of fire ants"
fusselwurm
In fact, forget about the ungodly paper – just wipe with your bare hands. Me, I've hired an immigrant to do it for me and its great.
fallingforboys
Illegal I hope
fusselwurm
it's an immigrant, why would you care. hello, i'm a republican candidate.
fallingforboys
I was attempting a little sarcasm
daojones75
The people of Uvalde - who saw firsthand the absolute indifference of the GQP during a mass school shooting - just voted overwhelmingly GQP
tzxAzrael
"surely this must have changed their minds! they'll do it differently now!" coz that's definitely what'll happen.
crackblind
Don't have the energy to find it, so picture the Blazing Saddles "You know, morons" gif here.
Remmon1
Uvalde voted overwhelmingly for "Didn't vote". Apathy remains the strongest force in the US.
TheRockDude
They really wanted those DNA kits for the next time
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Those were not their kids
DeborahMullen
Then let them reap the wild wind. I now have zero sympathy for them. They apparently love the carnage.
SlartiBarti
i wouldn't GAF except the stability of the world relies to a scary degree on the stability of USA
zanaria
Because these people are fucking morons who really believe the bullshit the GOP spout about DEMs being the cause of inflation...
SlickWithaLimerick
I get the impression their schools weren't doing a great job at educating even before the lead started flying. Whole town of stupid.
jjp803127001
The right only cares to "protect the children" when that means they can be hateful to a group they dislike.
jjp803127001
The rest of the time the needy little shits need to get their act together and get in line.
Me1iss0
Damn single issue voters. Get over abortion being a medical thing! It is! Your God won’t help u when the GQP fucks us all.
SonicTheBedhog
They are brainwashed into thinking that they want the fucking.
Blabulus
WTF Republican Latinos? They vote for the party that hates them and doesnt want them in the US - how can we possibly help that?
phuzz00
I have similar questions about the BAME people in the Conservative party here in the UK. It's nice we have an Indian PM now, but why a tory?
lemmesmashplease
You can't. Hispanic self loath. They believe if they act white, they're white and will be treated as such. I have a bridge to sell them.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Same in Arizona
lemmesmashplease
Source, I am a Hispanic living in Texas.
crftsy
Isn't a lot of it also tied to religion/abortion? Or have I been misled about this?
lemmesmashplease
I'm sure they're factors. Churches have become MAGA cesspools. Interestingly, Mexicans in Mexico have voted to make abortion legal there.
staceyjorgenson31415
netutoring
Apparently wouldn't matter if it was kept in. Uvalde voted red.
AceOfShovels
Was this an actual thing that was done on a Uvalde recording?
staceyjorgenson31415
As the police stood around in the hallway, the CCTV feed cut the sound
Jamesstin
Ive mentioned this to various republicans i know. Either they dont understand or are trying super hard to make it seem unimportant. Theyve
Jamesstin
Been trying way too hard to believe they're logical and it couldnt be further from the truth.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
It's going to be hard as hell, but please find people to convince in the next 2 years.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
That is disgusting. After what their kids went through, this is what they've learned?
Corrodias
What they learned is that they don't mind having someone else's children die.
TrueNorthernLights
A lot STILL believe "it's not the guns, it's mental health!" As if no other country in the world has mental health issues - yet only the>
TrueNorthernLights
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Other countries have daily mass shootings. But they're usually extremely poor, run by militias or in the middle of a war.
ToasterBinaricScreeching
Sorry, just to be clear, you're talking about the US here, right ? /tearysarcasm
DarkwingDuc
GOP vote against healthcare reforms that would expand access to mental health. So even if one believes it’s MH not guns, voting red is dumb.
daojones75
Hershel Walker is a walking CTD informercial and serial abortionist and he’s tied with Warnock (an actual Reverend) in the Bible Belt.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
One of the abortions was for a woman he had a relationship with for 6 years while he was married, but that doesn't matter to them.
KibouSRX
what does CTD mean here? i only know that as crash to desktop
NotSureIfSatireOrOpinion
Think they meant CTE, a brain disorder caused by repetitive head trauma. Common in football players and pro wrestlers.
daojones75
I did mean CTE. Apparently I had a brain CTD when typing that.
JohnSmithterms
Hershel lost right?
sauronater
Too close to call atm. Probably will be a run off
PeebRow
??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️
JohnSmithterms
That's absolutely insane.
waeraj
Currently .9% behind Warnock
doublebutttriplehut
*fucking gotdamn insane
daojones75
Where do you even go from here? Like, what fucking message will convince GQP voters to stop voting themselves into oceans of diarrhea?
Geistbar
Conservatives won't be convinced. We need to convince everyone else to vote dem. Which is *really hard*, but is at least actually possible.
Praethius
There isnt one. Theyre so backed into this idea of "Us V Libs" that they will let their quality of life burn if it means Libs suffer too
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
Too bad for them Libs tent to be much more prepared for actual calamity than they are, healthier, smarter, have more resources and community
Praethius
Problem is we want to win before the apocalypse. No value in thumbing our nose and saying "ha! We were right!" while everything is on fire
daojones75
Trump is a waddling personification of Mammon, fulfills many Antichrist signs, yet the Christian Right is all “that’s our boy right there!”
LompHoofd
remember the golden statue of Trump being worshipped? :D
LychFinderGeneral
From a theological perspective that's exactly what the Bible said would happen anyway.
allysuzumiya
I think it'd take posts becoming viral that compare trump to the antichrist in circles where Trump voters would potentially see it.
daojones75
It went from baffling to annoying to just exhausting. I’m going to stay in my liberal enclave and pretend 50% of the country doesn’t exist.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Also, Republicans are supposed to be anti-NFL because Collin Kapernick to a knee. Did they forget?
worldwarzero
I've almost feel like they want the end of days because then they think they'll go to heaven