Lifting a 400lb rock for fun

Aug 17, 2019 8:14 PM

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You lift nothing, Jon Snow..

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Wife material

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's how you turn your asshole inside out. Well, one way....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want to point out that she’s a ginger. The strength to lift a Dinnie Stone can only come from harvested souls.

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 5

I feel like if I tried this I would pee on myself.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would poop. I almost did watching it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My uterus fell out just watching that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 100% sure I couldn't even roll it let alone lift it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My back would hurt just sitting on it too long.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn she ripped her jeans doing this.

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Kegel exercises are getting intense.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

My back is screaming just watching this chic

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I also enjoy risking the integrity of my sphincter muscle while a crowd watches.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wonder if I could convince her to help me move a fridge.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Now do it hands free

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My mind's telling me no but my body's telling me yes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna hurt no body, but there's something that I.....must confess.

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Metric please

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

181.4 kg

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I'm hella impressed.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Her jeans weren't ripped in the very beginning...but ripped as she was lifting the rock

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Got me, you bastard.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*scoffs* Do you even li... Alright. I will shutup.

6 years ago | Likes 604 Dislikes 6

**scotts**

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kinda small to be 400lb

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You'd be surprised lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's No way that rock weight 400lb

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The Big Dinnie. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0tdiunAamV/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually 414 but I rounded down.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most everybody can do a single rep max with their legs of 400 pounds. Essentially all of you seeing this can do it, so congrats!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

"Most" people definitely do not have a 400lb 1rm on deadlifts. https://exrx.net/Testing/WeightLifting/DeadliftStandards

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago (deleted Aug 18, 2019 12:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say more of a kettle bell wall squat. But meh.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sumo squat, IMHO. The weight I can deadlift and the weight I can sumo are not similar; so it makes a big difference (at least to some).

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pff I can do that. have done that at work.

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Man butt

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This made my back hurt.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Use your legs

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That was all legs on the lift though. Her back is straight and her arms are more or less locked in tight.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Even lifted properly this still isn’t good for your back.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's up for some pretty serious disc compression issues herself.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Chiropractor: "Send disc pics pls."

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have to be honest, she doesnt appear to be having fun.

6 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 59

The main choices are: survival, fun, or barter. I’d say lifting the rock in this scenario was under the “fun” choice.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

how can one man be so wrong

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You dont lift, then.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"For attention" might be more accurate

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 24

That kinda sounds like you think women are inferior and ridiculous

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah because a man doing this would be so totally different....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Seeking attention isn't inherently bad. If the audience likes it and they enjoy it, why is that negative? Or were you not implying it's neg?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My comment was neutral, just offering a more accurate title.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Yes. But I want her...

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 18

Finally someone that can lift your mom out of bed.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

400lb ain't gonna cut it...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ohh burn!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her knuckles literally turn whiter and whiter ?

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The most impressive part about this is her grip strength. Double overhand 400lbs is really nice.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just as they ripped out of their sockets

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This is the most scottish thing ive ever seen

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Was she white? I do not pay attention to such things.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh my god you can't just ask people if they're white

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever since I was 10 or so, I’ve had this special ability to tell of someone was white just by looking at them

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So did mine

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400lb ≈ 180 kilograms or 29 stone

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What the fuck is a stone?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or about 1 of Ops mom

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6.5 inches in imperial

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw this too late, but yeah.

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That's only one stone....

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But how bout the set of stones on her to even try lifting that thing?!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No it’s just one stone.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many washing machines

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CEASE THAT COMMUNIST SPEAK.

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How did "stone" become a unit of measure? Did some guy just pick up a heavy rock and was like " I bet I weigh as much as 10 of these"

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's no worse than how long some guys foot is.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's why it wouldn't surprise me if this is how it happened, haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or 11.07 Pood

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love when people convert freedom units to actual legitimate units of measurement. Thank you good sir

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You know we actually grow up knowing metric, and use it all the time. We have to be "bilingual" in that respect

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Explain it so is Americans can understand. That’s 39.3 freedom eagles, folks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or 16,410 Oreos

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I just double checked that math or the fact that you're completely right...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure whether or not you're right but I'm too lazy to check.

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There’s just one stone there though...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would upvote comment, but it’s currently at 666 and I’d appreciate it staying that way

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or 10 machine wash

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Approximately how much is that in squirrels?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is stone a measurement? Like I know our US measurements are fucked up but how does stone fit in a metric world?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a rick

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Are you telling me there are 29 stones inside that rock?

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

The files are IN the computer!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In another computer.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on how big each stone is, there’s at least 29 stones inside that rock.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

White is the best race

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Have you seen Latina chicks?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck ..

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Will you break that down into washing machines please?

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3 Maytag or 2 General Electric

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 washer driers or 3 basic small ish washers

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

A++

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need it in Hellman's Mayonnaise jars refilled with wheat pennies.

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What is the velocity of her lift in hotdogs per episode of America's Got Talent?

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If you’re going downhill on a jet ski, how many pancakes will it take to cover a doghouse?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

at least 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hotdogs cooking by package recommendations, by gas station cooking strategy or consumed by world champion hot dog eater Takeru Kobayashi?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or based on the order fill rate at Oscar Meyer?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chloe Brennan - https://www.instagram.com/chloebrennanx - lifting the Big Dinnie, 188kg/414lbs. Pretty easy feat for her.

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Probably not as easy with the “involuntary bowel movement” stance.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted Jan 10, 2020 5:29 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Snu snu?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Beautiful

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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The rock shown here is 320lb

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6 years ago (deleted Jan 10, 2020 5:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Instagram, a well known reference source for peer reviewed papers. Also yes I did, it was just a joke.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The rock here (Big Dinnie) is 414 lbs. You're thinking of the Little Dinnie.

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Was actually thinking of my cousin Dinnie

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted Aug 21, 2019 9:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Why?

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Are you not impressed of the lifting of the heavy thing? Arnold Schwarzenegger literally built a movie career off of lifting the heavy thing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're replying to the wrong person, I was asking why the person above me thought this was stupid.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think he means stupid in a good way

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Seconded

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Because it makes the friggin rocks gay.

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No, it isn't. 188kg = 414 lbs. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0tdiunAamV

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Nice, I didn't know we can cite Instagram. I'll have to try that on my scientific papers.

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Why are you so skeptical about this? Chloe can pull 732lbs. I don't see why she'd need to lie about which Dinnie it is.

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As said in other responses it was just a joke. Also she can only pull 721lbs according to Trump's tweet.

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