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All these are taken from Jason Momoa's instagram.
Enjoy.
AquaCat tax.
minivicky
daniic233
gaypirate420
rachelkoey
Surrealle
superhans1988
Cringe
misschuzzlewit
Normally I think many man-buns are an unholy abomination....unless they're attached to Jason Momoa.
RaveThing
Moister than an oyster
lostnortherner
All of imgur right now
scatteredapplauseandmurmuring
geekgoddess1337
mwahahahahahahahaha
DemsDFTBA
thegirlwiththegrayheart
xcwick
God this made me laugh so good haha
TheFarmersCat
I just watched the episode this is from. Weird.
idriveajunkerplymouth
The guy who plays the green card agent is the voice of Homer Simpson
Svoneb
I'll be saving this for later...
RaveThing
Same
GuyMcgoo
I think an appreciation for sculpted dudes is something everyone can share, it's like looking at a pice of art made from weights and protien
Surrealle
Really, an appreciation for any beautiful person, no matter what your orientation. You either want them or want to be them. Hence, models
pocketsauce
PeanutPrince
your ur
thisuserenameisalreadyinuse
Pawnderlust
YoureBeautifulLolaLotion
I feel conflicted because I downvote posts of random hot girls, and I'm being a hypocrite, but GOD DAYUM.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Have you considered just refraining from being a hypocrite and letting people enjoy things you don't...
supersomatic
Don't worry, humans brush aside bold faced proof that they are nothing but reproductive machines every day. You're not alone.
foxyfaice
Random hot girls posing does not equal gifs of the perfect man doing what he does.
Drefist
MrStarkLord
THE THIRST IS REAL
kelestofkels
princessnowflake
JeepersMedia
detoxfive
I feel like this sums up Tom Hiddleston
amoebasUNITE
That's the face I made, when he adjusted himself over the tire. Holy fuck. That hip roll.
happinessconsultant
Hahah those are actually several 45 lb plates
amoebasUNITE
I went back and looked again. Too distracted by penis, to notice anything else
MyWeaponOfChoiceIsDyslexia
datbananaboii
OfficialJoeBiden
Unpopular opinion: he's more attractive.
snowwatson
Jncat
Agreed
Leverbee
hmcd2008
DesperateElfWhore
thatcrazyasian
Yep, just followed him.
BriarBriar
Omg that photo though. That's hilarious.
Somefagfromcanada
Is that a tire or weighs in the third one? this is important, i need to know what i'm asking to be reincarnated as.
IMakePoorDecisions
Looks like 3x45LB weight plates for weighted pull-ups, which they show him doing in #7
VindictiveRidge
Also curious, same reason.
zomnoms
They're weights
QueenAmy
My son walked into the room as that one showed up and I closed it like it was porn.
fitlex
It's three bumper plates. Looks like two 10s and a 20kg
Maug83
As a heterosexual man I am uncomfortable with the feelings I'm having.
Morpheous
As a heterosexual man, i just see a dude working out. Nothing wrong with being gay though. Or even bi
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
i think its called admiration
SeeShark
I wish to reject one of your premises
bigdog1983
Oh god thanks for saying this. I am having the same feelings
PrincessNakedMoleRat
It's nice to be a lady and not get weirded out by admiring a female body. Sexy is sexy.
RetardedLobster
It's just called momoasexuality and it's normal
statetheobvious
If you're good to Momoa, Momoa's good to you.
wastewanderer
And now I have the soundtrack from Chicago stuck in my head.
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
tenebrisangelus
Welcome to my world.
BoothLove
As a heterosexual man
Cereaza
Psh, I'd look like that if I was a movie star and could just work out all day. *eats 40 buffalo wings*
MajorD3rp
Agreed, my friend.
RetardedLobster
Ooops looks like you're Momoasexual now
xaraza
Best fucking comment ever
Superchief86
Isn't everyone?
RetardedLobster
Dynasty07
You know what? As a straight guy, Thera a chance I'd let that guy do whatever he wanted to me. Him and Ryan Reynolds lol
RetardedLobster
Those 2 at the same time?
Dynasty07
If for some reason I'm ever placed in that situation, quite possibly.
DoublevBomb
As a gay man, "he's so ripped that there's no way in hell he'd ever talk to me, also 95%+ chance he's entirely straight anyway".
Jamesly139
As a gay man I'd be too scared to have sex with that man for fear of being crushed. Also too many muscles for my liking.
Velexis
I still want him inside me..
mpsnlSpaceSmasher
Ding ding ding
xaraza
Is he?
DoublevBomb
Probably not, I've never seen a need to look it up. Hodor I read about tangentially, he's a case of "no one from the media ever asked".
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
I HAD HODOR PICKED OUT AS A BEAR YEARS BEFORE HE CONFIRMED THAT HE WAS GAY
DoublevBomb
He does look like a bear. I find it less surprising when bear-looking dudes end up being gay, they have no woman trying to un-bear them.
thegingeinthenorth
He's got a wife and kids
meely93
Ok... But why is he working out in jeans?
forEVerrrrrr
With a freaking belt!
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Exactly. He should be working out in nothing.
RetardedLobster
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Because he's being filmed for his instagram page
helpidontknowmyname
yeah he seems pretty arrogant. I know he has a right to be, but it's kind of a turnoff.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Well he's paid to advertise himself, but nobody trains seriously topless in jeans while someone has a camera out
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
That bothered the shit out of me too. Like that looks super uncomfortable.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Flex jeans might be okay.
DarthFutuza
He should team up with her:
rzlprnft
Ninjas United!
twicetheheart
big deal, i'd like to see her haul my fat ass around a supermarket and not be winded
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
My goodness that is so attractive.
icantbelievemynamewastaken
Looks like she's training for Ninja Warrior, whoever she is.
LieutenantGordon
Who is that? And why isn't she playing Wonder Woman?
Leithreas
It looks suspiciously ninja warrior-ish, so it's probably Kacy Catanzaro.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Because she's not an actress and she's barely 5 feet tall
VanDammesForeheadCyst
A spinner you say...
IWillAlwaysAndIMeanAlwaysUpvoteCats
JetDealer
Dayuuuum the way she bites her lips
enzio64
What was the original context? She get caught checking out someone's ass or something?
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
That is the sexiest thing I have seen in a long time. Damn.
RagingWaxedYeti
She does superhero landings
hapsdinersdumpster
She was in a movie called..............I don't remember but it was good.
hapsdinersdumpster
Haywire....she is pretty good in it considering she's primarily a fighter.
stzombie
#was
BatmansPetCorgi
Deadpool
LieutenantKifKroker
It really must be nice to get paid to go to the gym and get in shape for a role.
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Thundering165
No, it's not an excuse. That's why poor people or people who aren't actors are athletes literally cannot be in shape.
Priceman5
I'm thinking he doesn't get paid until he does the role. No fitness, no role, no money.
Flyndaran
If you like doing that. I HATE exercising, so the idea of my career and the well being of loved one riding on doing it constantly? Blech.
lostnortherner
True, but they're usually in pretty great shape first to help them get the roles.
HerpestonMcDerping
Step 1: be attractive.
DurendaI
Yeah, the military.
dfsmitty0711
C'mon now, you know there are a lot of fat fucks in the military. At least there were in the navy.
realmenfightnaked
There are, but he's still right. Even when getting paid to stay in shape, though, some people won't do it
slyfox001
Actually they are paid for being in whatever shape the role requires. Actors take it very seriously, gaining weight or getting ripped.
LazyLexiconographer
My life is my role. I only learned this after being home bound disabled for 2 years. Work out like there is no good tomorrow, may not be.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Bitter, party of one, your table is ready.
LieutenantKifKroker
Not bitter. Just overweight and very sad that I don't have the time right now to go to the gym.
isthatyoboulder
Abs are made in the kitchen
LieutenantKifKroker
You'll have to send me your recipe.
SpongebobReferences
You could be a professional weightlifter, you chose not to
idiotn00b
That guy is not a professional weightlifter though.
SeamusMCMXCVI
Why doesn't everybody just choose to get paid to live a fulfilling lifestyle and career? Dumb cunts.
DickDastardly404
If you truly believe that you're daft
itsthevoiceman
Have to afford the gym and the time while going to another job and hopefully not being a paycheck away from homelessness,
1OddWorld
I am in your position. I started going ro the gym and became my new passion. I feel kinda depressed when I am unable to go.
1OddWorld
Still broke as hell
thegr8rambino
Lol ikr? Right now the only way to motivate me to workout is if I get paid for it or something
algavinn
Be a personal trainer. And one that's a lot more disciplined than me.
ThePillowman
Great endgame, but I've seen actors go through some gruelling shit when not on set or between takes. The food they have to eat is awful too.
Angelus193
They also get a nutritionist that lays out their diets and plans their meals.
LieutenantKifKroker
That would also be helpful.
boomslander
He has rock climbed most of his life. Dude was in killer shape before he was paid.
voguemouse
Really? Because that bouldering move didn't look so...um...professional...
boomslander
Did I say he was a professional? He can climb http://www.climbing.com/videos/savassona-bouldering-with-chris-sharma-and-jason-momoa/
Sentinel96
Thing is he was already in shape before he got the role
exileut
Getting paid with a longer, healthier life isn't immediate enough
Morpheous
Well for that he needs a proper diet. Plenty of bodybuilders have heart attacks from not eating clean enough
DoorCellar
A longer healthier life doesn't pay the bills. For a lot of people, working out is out of their time budget. Get fit or get paid not both.
LieutenantKifKroker
This.
HereToSayMintChocolateTastesBad
People could offer to pay me if I worked out and I know I still wouldn't. Cuz I'm lazy and fat.
LieutenantKifKroker
I honestly would. I'm tired of hating how I look, but I have to pay bills and get a degree. I don't have a lot of extra time for working out
gordonloet
OP wouldn't either. But some people need excuses to blame it on something other than themselves. Kudos to you though.
LieutenantKifKroker
Judgmental little twat-basket, aren't you?
gordonloet
Maybe. Although sometimes it's nice having a twat-basket point out ones own silly arguments that are holding you back.
gordonloet
Being fit,...hell, even being ripped, doesn't take much time.
KitsyBlue
It's terrible because even worse, I -pay- to work out.
FeversAndMirrors
I pay and then I don't work out.
DarkSock
I went to the Roadhouse restaurant & their free Yeast rolls put me into a certain shape. Potato shape.
annonymouse211
Psychick
....round is a shape
Autumlove
Logans?
dm6776
That shit is amazing
DarkSock
Yasss
Autumlove
I'm the prep cook at a Logan's in Texas. I make the bread 4 days a week. It's work, but so worth it when you see people enjoying the product
wolfpackpgh
The bread is great, but that butter........
DarkSock
My youngest son begs to go there but he's now restricted to 4 rolls maximum. Because of the infamous puking incident… and he is a beanpole
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
With personal trainers and nutritionists at your disposal
DarkSock
I would dispose of them
stoffo
...and steroids :)
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
That too
stoffo
... and now we're getting downvoted because imgurians believe Momoa, Arnie, Rock or Stallone pumped themselves up on chicken breasts
ProfessorMelonHead
You don't have to take steroids to be in decent shape. Momoa's not nearly as big or vascular to have taken them. Stop diminishing his effort
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Stallone and Arnie have already admitted to steroid use. The rock I wouldn't be surprised either given the prevalence of steroids in WWE,
BoySan
Momoa's been athletic for a long time. He's not particularly big in these gifs, just pretty lean, which is completely achievable naturally.
Snapsthedogismygirlfriend
I wonder if an actor ever just blew it and got fat instead of shredded and showed up for filming and the Dir. just flipped out.
itsapirateslifeforme
Matt Damon got progressively fatter as the original Bourne trilogy went along.
HungryWampa
Well he was perpetually injured :D
captainhappen
Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now
basicwhitelich
Nic Cage was supposed to play a skinny alcoholic superman
PostMoThoin
Think Ryan Gosling got fat for a role and didn't tell the director. Got fired first day of filming.
supersalid
In this case the director didn't request that he be in shape, and he put on a little extra weight thinking it fit the character better.
LookMaNoFriends
The movie was Lovely Bones. Replaced by Mark Wahlberg
DeadyBearr
Yeah, the movie triggered a panic attack. My boyfriend then dumped me a week later. It's a good movie. Lots of raw emotion.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
uh, how did that work out?
Chadderz
Toby Maguire in Spider-Man 3
CommentsWithGandalf
I'm sure there's someone whose entire job is to follow them around and make sure they're doing what they're supposed to
ConsumingHate
Yeah, they are called managers and paparazzi. Managers to get your rolls and paparazzi to shame and slander the fuck out of you
Peverell394
Didn't this happen to chandler on friends? He got in big trouble for getting chubby.
Pawnderlust
I don't think he got into trouble. He was fighting anorexia. He wrote a story about it for chicken soup books
ZOMGNO
Really? I have to look that up
Pawnderlust
I can't find a link anywhere but he had a story in one of the early chickens out for the teenage soul books. Somewhere around 1998-1999
catromance
I think they were fine with him being chubby since it meant he was no longer addicted to cocaine.
Vicari0usMe4
This
Rabblebrama
He was addicted to pain killers. Weight fluctuations are common with almost all drug addictions.
Smugglecats
You know it makes a lot more sense why he was so skinny.
Pawnderlust
He was an anorexic as well
InherentlyWrong
For Batman Begins Christian Bale was told to "Put on weight" for the role. He put on muscle AND fat, and had to slim down to fit in the suit
InherentlyWrong
You can sort of see it in the fight on the docks. When he tells the homeless man "Nice coat" there's a bit of weight around the mouth hole.
Pirkale
Well yeah, his previous movie was The Machinist... He went a bit overboard wtih the gains and apparently looked like a grizzly.
captainhappen
Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now
bexxyab
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susan-l-mizruchi/brando-v-coppola-debunkin_b_5587675.html the weight one is correct but the other stuff isalie
NM156
The Island of Dr. Moreau!
ImmortalAzrael
Didn't he also not bother to learn his lines?
eggmuffin
He didn't bother for his part in Richard Donner's Superman. I don't know if the same applies to other movies.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Not sure if he even bothered to be Marlon Brando
hwatL4bloopy
He was so handsome in his youth. He had so many children geez
LieutenantKifKroker
Brando preferred cue cards over learning his lines. He figured if he didn't know what he was supposed to say next, that it would look more >
LieutenantKifKroker
natural. Like someone trying to think of what to say.
supersalid
Most actors I heard speak about say it's pretty unpleasant. The kind of cut you have to get for an on-screen body isn't very healthy or fun.
supersalid
That said, there seems to be some actors like Jason Mamoa and Dwayne Johnson that thrive in the gym and seem to enjoy it.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Mac in Its Always Sunny
Dohpaz
Fat Mac is best mac
FerricNitrate
Considering he's one of the writers for the show, the crew didn't have a problem with him doing it "because it would be funny"
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Actually, Charlie Day called it "Disgusting". Rob actually wanted to gain more weight but 50 pounds is when he stopped