I forgot what I was saying.

Feb 24, 2017 11:58 PM

DesperateElfWhore

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All these are taken from Jason Momoa's instagram.
Enjoy.

AquaCat tax.

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9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 3

Cringe

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Normally I think many man-buns are an unholy abomination....unless they're attached to Jason Momoa.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Moister than an oyster

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

All of imgur right now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 3

God this made me laugh so good haha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just watched the episode this is from. Weird.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The guy who plays the green card agent is the voice of Homer Simpson

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll be saving this for later...

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think an appreciation for sculpted dudes is something everyone can share, it's like looking at a pice of art made from weights and protien

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Really, an appreciation for any beautiful person, no matter what your orientation. You either want them or want to be them. Hence, models

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when everyone's drooling over your ur dead husband

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

your ur

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I feel conflicted because I downvote posts of random hot girls, and I'm being a hypocrite, but GOD DAYUM.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Have you considered just refraining from being a hypocrite and letting people enjoy things you don't...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Don't worry, humans brush aside bold faced proof that they are nothing but reproductive machines every day. You're not alone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Random hot girls posing does not equal gifs of the perfect man doing what he does.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1609 Dislikes 2

THE THIRST IS REAL

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9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I feel like this sums up Tom Hiddleston

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the face I made, when he adjusted himself over the tire. Holy fuck. That hip roll.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hahah those are actually several 45 lb plates

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I went back and looked again. Too distracted by penis, to notice anything else

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: he's more attractive.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yep, just followed him.

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Omg that photo though. That's hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that a tire or weighs in the third one? this is important, i need to know what i'm asking to be reincarnated as.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Looks like 3x45LB weight plates for weighted pull-ups, which they show him doing in #7

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also curious, same reason.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're weights

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My son walked into the room as that one showed up and I closed it like it was porn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's three bumper plates. Looks like two 10s and a 20kg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a heterosexual man I am uncomfortable with the feelings I'm having.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

As a heterosexual man, i just see a dude working out. Nothing wrong with being gay though. Or even bi

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i think its called admiration

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish to reject one of your premises

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh god thanks for saying this. I am having the same feelings

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's nice to be a lady and not get weirded out by admiring a female body. Sexy is sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's just called momoasexuality and it's normal

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

If you're good to Momoa, Momoa's good to you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And now I have the soundtrack from Chicago stuck in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im having some very dirty thoughts right now.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Welcome to my world.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a heterosexual man

9 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 3

Psh, I'd look like that if I was a movie star and could just work out all day. *eats 40 buffalo wings*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooops looks like you're Momoasexual now

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

Best fucking comment ever

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Isn't everyone?

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9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You know what? As a straight guy, Thera a chance I'd let that guy do whatever he wanted to me. Him and Ryan Reynolds lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those 2 at the same time?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If for some reason I'm ever placed in that situation, quite possibly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay man, "he's so ripped that there's no way in hell he'd ever talk to me, also 95%+ chance he's entirely straight anyway".

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

As a gay man I'd be too scared to have sex with that man for fear of being crushed. Also too many muscles for my liking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still want him inside me..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ding ding ding

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is he?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably not, I've never seen a need to look it up. Hodor I read about tangentially, he's a case of "no one from the media ever asked".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I HAD HODOR PICKED OUT AS A BEAR YEARS BEFORE HE CONFIRMED THAT HE WAS GAY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does look like a bear. I find it less surprising when bear-looking dudes end up being gay, they have no woman trying to un-bear them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got a wife and kids

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok... But why is he working out in jeans?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

With a freaking belt!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. He should be working out in nothing.

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Because he's being filmed for his instagram page

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yeah he seems pretty arrogant. I know he has a right to be, but it's kind of a turnoff.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well he's paid to advertise himself, but nobody trains seriously topless in jeans while someone has a camera out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That bothered the shit out of me too. Like that looks super uncomfortable.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flex jeans might be okay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should team up with her:

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Ninjas United!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

big deal, i'd like to see her haul my fat ass around a supermarket and not be winded

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My goodness that is so attractive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like she's training for Ninja Warrior, whoever she is.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who is that? And why isn't she playing Wonder Woman?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It looks suspiciously ninja warrior-ish, so it's probably Kacy Catanzaro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because she's not an actress and she's barely 5 feet tall

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A spinner you say...

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Dayuuuum the way she bites her lips

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What was the original context? She get caught checking out someone's ass or something?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That is the sexiest thing I have seen in a long time. Damn.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

She does superhero landings

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She was in a movie called..............I don't remember but it was good.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haywire....she is pretty good in it considering she's primarily a fighter.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#was

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Deadpool

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It really must be nice to get paid to go to the gym and get in shape for a role.

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 25, 2017 9:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, it's not an excuse. That's why poor people or people who aren't actors are athletes literally cannot be in shape.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm thinking he doesn't get paid until he does the role. No fitness, no role, no money.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you like doing that. I HATE exercising, so the idea of my career and the well being of loved one riding on doing it constantly? Blech.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

True, but they're usually in pretty great shape first to help them get the roles.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Step 1: be attractive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the military.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

C'mon now, you know there are a lot of fat fucks in the military. At least there were in the navy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are, but he's still right. Even when getting paid to stay in shape, though, some people won't do it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually they are paid for being in whatever shape the role requires. Actors take it very seriously, gaining weight or getting ripped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My life is my role. I only learned this after being home bound disabled for 2 years. Work out like there is no good tomorrow, may not be.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bitter, party of one, your table is ready.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not bitter. Just overweight and very sad that I don't have the time right now to go to the gym.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abs are made in the kitchen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll have to send me your recipe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could be a professional weightlifter, you chose not to

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That guy is not a professional weightlifter though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't everybody just choose to get paid to live a fulfilling lifestyle and career? Dumb cunts.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If you truly believe that you're daft

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Have to afford the gym and the time while going to another job and hopefully not being a paycheck away from homelessness,

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I am in your position. I started going ro the gym and became my new passion. I feel kinda depressed when I am unable to go.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still broke as hell

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol ikr? Right now the only way to motivate me to workout is if I get paid for it or something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Be a personal trainer. And one that's a lot more disciplined than me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great endgame, but I've seen actors go through some gruelling shit when not on set or between takes. The food they have to eat is awful too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also get a nutritionist that lays out their diets and plans their meals.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would also be helpful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has rock climbed most of his life. Dude was in killer shape before he was paid.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? Because that bouldering move didn't look so...um...professional...

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Thing is he was already in shape before he got the role

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting paid with a longer, healthier life isn't immediate enough

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well for that he needs a proper diet. Plenty of bodybuilders have heart attacks from not eating clean enough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A longer healthier life doesn't pay the bills. For a lot of people, working out is out of their time budget. Get fit or get paid not both.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People could offer to pay me if I worked out and I know I still wouldn't. Cuz I'm lazy and fat.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I honestly would. I'm tired of hating how I look, but I have to pay bills and get a degree. I don't have a lot of extra time for working out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP wouldn't either. But some people need excuses to blame it on something other than themselves. Kudos to you though.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Judgmental little twat-basket, aren't you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Although sometimes it's nice having a twat-basket point out ones own silly arguments that are holding you back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being fit,...hell, even being ripped, doesn't take much time.

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It's terrible because even worse, I -pay- to work out.

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I pay and then I don't work out.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I went to the Roadhouse restaurant & their free Yeast rolls put me into a certain shape. Potato shape.

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....round is a shape

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Logans?

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That shit is amazing

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Yasss

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm the prep cook at a Logan's in Texas. I make the bread 4 days a week. It's work, but so worth it when you see people enjoying the product

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The bread is great, but that butter........

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My youngest son begs to go there but he's now restricted to 4 rolls maximum. Because of the infamous puking incident… and he is a beanpole

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With personal trainers and nutritionists at your disposal

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I would dispose of them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and steroids :)

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That too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

... and now we're getting downvoted because imgurians believe Momoa, Arnie, Rock or Stallone pumped themselves up on chicken breasts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You don't have to take steroids to be in decent shape. Momoa's not nearly as big or vascular to have taken them. Stop diminishing his effort

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Stallone and Arnie have already admitted to steroid use. The rock I wouldn't be surprised either given the prevalence of steroids in WWE,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Momoa's been athletic for a long time. He's not particularly big in these gifs, just pretty lean, which is completely achievable naturally.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if an actor ever just blew it and got fat instead of shredded and showed up for filming and the Dir. just flipped out.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 2

Matt Damon got progressively fatter as the original Bourne trilogy went along.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well he was perpetually injured :D

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Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now

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Nic Cage was supposed to play a skinny alcoholic superman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think Ryan Gosling got fat for a role and didn't tell the director. Got fired first day of filming.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

In this case the director didn't request that he be in shape, and he put on a little extra weight thinking it fit the character better.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The movie was Lovely Bones. Replaced by Mark Wahlberg

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the movie triggered a panic attack. My boyfriend then dumped me a week later. It's a good movie. Lots of raw emotion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uh, how did that work out?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Toby Maguire in Spider-Man 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there's someone whose entire job is to follow them around and make sure they're doing what they're supposed to

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they are called managers and paparazzi. Managers to get your rolls and paparazzi to shame and slander the fuck out of you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't this happen to chandler on friends? He got in big trouble for getting chubby.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I don't think he got into trouble. He was fighting anorexia. He wrote a story about it for chicken soup books

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Really? I have to look that up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't find a link anywhere but he had a story in one of the early chickens out for the teenage soul books. Somewhere around 1998-1999

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they were fine with him being chubby since it meant he was no longer addicted to cocaine.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

This

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He was addicted to pain killers. Weight fluctuations are common with almost all drug addictions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know it makes a lot more sense why he was so skinny.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He was an anorexic as well

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For Batman Begins Christian Bale was told to "Put on weight" for the role. He put on muscle AND fat, and had to slim down to fit in the suit

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You can sort of see it in the fight on the docks. When he tells the homeless man "Nice coat" there's a bit of weight around the mouth hole.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, his previous movie was The Machinist... He went a bit overboard wtih the gains and apparently looked like a grizzly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susan-l-mizruchi/brando-v-coppola-debunkin_b_5587675.html the weight one is correct but the other stuff isalie

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Island of Dr. Moreau!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't he also not bother to learn his lines?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

He didn't bother for his part in Richard Donner's Superman. I don't know if the same applies to other movies.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not sure if he even bothered to be Marlon Brando

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He was so handsome in his youth. He had so many children geez

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brando preferred cue cards over learning his lines. He figured if he didn't know what he was supposed to say next, that it would look more >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

natural. Like someone trying to think of what to say.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most actors I heard speak about say it's pretty unpleasant. The kind of cut you have to get for an on-screen body isn't very healthy or fun.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That said, there seems to be some actors like Jason Mamoa and Dwayne Johnson that thrive in the gym and seem to enjoy it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mac in Its Always Sunny

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Fat Mac is best mac

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering he's one of the writers for the show, the crew didn't have a problem with him doing it "because it would be funny"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, Charlie Day called it "Disgusting". Rob actually wanted to gain more weight but 50 pounds is when he stopped

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0