She's really getting in the holiday spirit
Found this little guy hanging out on my helmet.
Had, Gandalf... Did you not hear me say tombs?
Oh, pipe down
I just got laid off, so I bought myself a treat.
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Turn down
Oh fcuk
Damn these kids and their selfie culture
Catdad
Please consult your partner before you flick the penis.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots!
A typical Friday night.
Quick Summary of 193 Episodes
#YesAllDarkLords because we can't conquer a continent w/o
ICE. COLD.
I mean, sealiously...
"I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD"
We'll start off family game night with this followed by a rousing round of spics & ladders.
MEMO!!
The stubble is the source of his powers. Duh. GTFO with your babyface.
So warm
Hooray!
"Can I see your phone?" “...Yea hold on”
Croatia put 2 extra goalies on the field against Mexico
MFW watching high school/rom-com anime
I've heard imgur likes voting bullshit to the front page, so
My puppeh
Aye, aye, Captain!
Yeah, your problem is TOTALLY with the word...
My pants hit the floor so hard they left a crater and I'm so wet the crater is now a lake.
We’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
I call this piece 'Voided Bowels'
"You should be more active"
Calming Cat
Me as a parent
Damn, that was... *sunglasses on* ...ice cold.
Safari Zoned again....
Shaquille, Don't Feel
All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
White people
Selfie of the Decade
When the Mario is away, the Bowser will play....
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Current Mood: Stannis with unemployment beard staring into the abyss
Tomb raiding, too. (Looking at you, Lazarus)
That's what a pokedex is for.
I need Masculism because...
You don't know my life
That's why I'm still here and you've been re-cast
This cat is my spirit animal
I thing the gifs speak for themselves
Beeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
Conceal. Don't feel.
Ukraine is a MEME to YOU?!?!
Men's Rights Activists in a nutshell
I was at my prime in middle school