Feb 9, 2020 2:54 PM
FrozenFoodGuy
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gotkrypto
Older than imgur but still a goodie.
MisterD90
How rude, get up and punch that gorilla, show him who's boss
dreadpiratekirk
Birdman2112
RexSilverback
"Just a gentle reminder who's King of this mountain, Bub. Now go change your chonies."
77kain
He did it because he thought he was a gorilla.
knockoutmoon
Guys at the club
TCGView
"Just reminding you who the king is out here." - Gorilla
Yueling
That's true fear on his face :O
kiddk00l
MacNero00
What an absolute power move.
triestino21
Bet he wants his " brown pants "
kyzentun
Saw you looking at my girl.
learntotakejoke
Next time he'll know better lol
Maclacakop
Shoulda worn the brown pants
Dude has a face of someone who just got shot but the bullet didn't penetrate lol
pearlFoodGod
Didn't crack a smile,just you coming with me
Flexster74
Dude knew not make move or that was it for him.
Gaiashining
*subtle*
Bacxaber
For a gorilla, yes, this is extremely subtle.
egoAristippos
v you
LutraLazuli
Even you would be scared shitless if a gorilla just mozied up to you and dragged you off a few feet like it was a normal thing to do
WholesomePyromaniac
That look of terror is completely reasonable. Dude thought he’d be dragged off and never heard from again.
algavinn
HE SHOULD HAVE WORN HIS BROWN PANTS
Jonnythetrout
I'm shocked there's not a single Harambe reference in here... is this even Imgur??
darkestkale
Harambe was a 4chan thing that leaked
badmusicpuns
v
tred1975
very subtle
BishlamekGurpgork
For a silverback gorilla that's the equivalent of slightly narrowed eyes.
Rhulain
narrowing eyes and doing the pointing at your eyes with two fingers then pointing at them thing
germanwithnosenseofhumor
The sheer look of terror in this bloke‘s face though
SexyChickenTendies
Thought you were spelling black wrong
shieldmaiden714
I feel like that's a justified reaction.
blackboxwaterbottle1337
clamdriver
He'll never be the same after that.
tg2222222
To be fair he could look like that all the time. 100% terror.
JoSneak
r u Australian?
geraint616
Could be British
Linson
Alright, which one of y'all sh*t my pants?!
noir7
How much shit can one person shit at once.
poolio
considering he turned brown, a body's worth?
Auxilium
Yes
sinkingotter
DIINKELBERG
I have the most racist comment ever. But i don't wanna spread hate
freiman
that guy know the answer
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Haraiman719
All of the shit!
DarkSock
All of it, plus a hastily manufactured bonus 10% clump streaked with blood...
oilgod
This is imgur, not Google, if you're asking...
redindian3922718
Rymes with grape
somebodythatyouusetoknow
I am sure his colon is completely clear after that.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Honey, bring me my brown pants...
MikeArclight
enough to make a gorilla let go
darkninja2992
A shitload
margaretolson
At least seven
RobsRug
How much shit can one person shit if one person were to shit shit?
captainnewbi
One person would shit as much as one could shit if one could shit at once
krapmyself
I've come to inform you: an alarming amount.
BlondJani
Seems like the expert has weighed in ?
nopenousername
An ungodly amount of ass ham
HarmonicaParty
I get this.
AlexSomething
Ask this dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9Aw_HcolQ
BurbsandBirbs
Why. Why would you pick up a baby gorilla JUST AFTER the silverback rushed you?
falk0r420
Ya that’s some crazy shit. But the charge was earlier. The baby was an orphan that guy had at his place. And that angry one at the end >
Knew that guy for years. Source: I watched with sound
turmosoritilaatio
Obviously they were studying how much can a man shit at once.
CapedPersuaderJ
I always think of the comment "Gorillas don't have a sophisticated weight training program, which means we've never seen one at full power."
Siggis
https://youtu.be/LXQ9eaa7avI
CredibleInformant
My girlfriend was a zoo keeper for gorillas and we had a similar convo a few weeks ago....imagine if they weight trained...
MoltarsGhost
Found Joe Rogan's account
southlandsol2000
Joe rogan
krissypoojackets
Well its got to be true.
obviouscoconut
jursamaj
BS. An alpha male's entire way of life is a bodybuilding program.
Hereagain
Yes and no. They put on muscle more as a function of genetics than exercise.
coronalmassejection
sexysubsandwich
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
A chimpanzee can lift around 800 pounds. They are about the size of a 12-year-old human boy.
PUNKem733
Full grown they are bigger. They can weigh 200 pounds.
The “normal” adult male weight range is about 90-130 pounds.
EatRoastBeefOrGo2Bed
Jamie pull that video up
UnrustleYerJimmies
Such an unusual username you got going on there.
https://youtu.be/kjeAjQGCCM8
LOL! Random.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Jpeck3
What do you think would happen if one of them tried dmt?
Broken08
Dmt?
ThisrandomguyTHISRANDOMGUY
Gonna give it to ya
theFBIguy
Deep Muscle Training.
Mityguy
They become human
Datmurdaa
"Its entirely possibly..."
CHarbringer
Alright guys, we need gorillas and a shit load of DMT. This is going to truly live action Planet of the Apes.
squirrelkng
I always think about the old debate. Grizzle vs gorilla
SirTomcatTheObstreperous
Grizzly + Gorilla!! Similar to the coyote and badger, they would team up, murder all the handlers, escape, and absolutely decimate the land-
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
Acehigh8383
Forget the Grizzly... a Polar bear is bigger and meaner than both and wont hesitate to fuck things up.
Let's see, over 1,000 pounds of teeth, and 4 inch claws, vs a 450 pound gorilla that is strong, but not close to the strength of a grizzly?
teamnicedynamite
A grizzly bear has claws, has 300+ pounds on a silverback, is faster, and stands 8 feet tall. No contest the grizzly wins.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
Yeah but Gorilla rests every after 1 turn.
Metallica93
Why would a gorilla fight salt-and-pepper hair?
BigFatBobbie
We all fight the signs of aging. ?
tommytraddles
A male Grizzly can weigh up to 790 pounds. Silverbacks top out at 430 pounds. A Grizzly would fucking destroy a gorilla. They are monsters.
790? They can get over 1,000 pounds easy. A kodiak can hit 1400-1600 pounds.
jetzzfan
I'd pay to see the Memphis Grizzlies mascot fight the Phoenix Suns gorilla
LXIXnice
Why is the mascot a gorilla and not a sun
dogfrost9
During the California gold rush they live trapped a grizzly and put it in a pit where it fought other animals. It killed everything 1/2
they could throw at it: including African lions. 2/2
Sayagain
As opposed to Canadian lion
AldebaranDeTauro88
LMFAO
arrowhen
Mountain lion?
deliberatemistake
Sorry, but a grizzly would absolutely decimate a gorilla
BigTex1
But don’t primates go for the eyes, testicles, and hands (paws?) first?
BrumpoTungus
So the gorilla would still be at 9/10th power?
Deltachaos
He can try but Young Goku still beated him and not even in Gorilla form.
Arguile
For all y’all that think gorillas would win. Just google the size of a Grizzly. And see how massive it’s paws and claws are.
SternoTesticularLigament
hmm, grizzly: 1200 pounds per square inch (psi) bite force vs Gorilla: bite force is also measured at 1300 pounds per square inch (psi)
DoctorAwesomeEsq
Then give the gorilla a fist full of knives
155DangerClose
Ok? And an otter has a similar bite force to a german shepherd.
An average grizzly is double the weight of an average gorilla. There's simply not a chance for the gorilla.
Unix347
Grizzly is like 3 times bigger though
gggihgg
There are other factors this stat alone is so misleading. What's the surface area were dealing with in regards to each bite.
Nepeta33
or how about reach? how far can the gorilla bite? a grizzly can slap the gorilla from farther away than the gorilla can bite.
man, you know I only google those numbers. Somebody help me out with that question please
potshot
Yeah, but a grizzly does damage with its claws, which would probably be the deciding factor.
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, a silverback gorilla can lift up to 815 kg (1800 lb).
It’s not the bite you have to look out for. The grizzly has mean left hook.
and gorilla don't?
battery1979
And the gorilla doesn't? Granted it doesn't have claws but it's got opposable thumbs.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
And knives for hands
gotkrypto
Older than imgur but still a goodie.
MisterD90
How rude, get up and punch that gorilla, show him who's boss
dreadpiratekirk
Birdman2112
RexSilverback
"Just a gentle reminder who's King of this mountain, Bub. Now go change your chonies."
77kain
He did it because he thought he was a gorilla.
knockoutmoon
Guys at the club
TCGView
"Just reminding you who the king is out here." - Gorilla
Yueling
That's true fear on his face :O
kiddk00l
MacNero00
What an absolute power move.
triestino21
Bet he wants his " brown pants "
kyzentun
Saw you looking at my girl.
learntotakejoke
Next time he'll know better lol
Maclacakop
Shoulda worn the brown pants
learntotakejoke
Dude has a face of someone who just got shot but the bullet didn't penetrate lol
pearlFoodGod
Didn't crack a smile,just you coming with me
Flexster74
Dude knew not make move or that was it for him.
Gaiashining
*subtle*
Bacxaber
For a gorilla, yes, this is extremely subtle.
egoAristippos
LutraLazuli
Even you would be scared shitless if a gorilla just mozied up to you and dragged you off a few feet like it was a normal thing to do
WholesomePyromaniac
That look of terror is completely reasonable. Dude thought he’d be dragged off and never heard from again.
algavinn
HE SHOULD HAVE WORN HIS BROWN PANTS
Jonnythetrout
I'm shocked there's not a single Harambe reference in here... is this even Imgur??
darkestkale
Harambe was a 4chan thing that leaked
badmusicpuns
tred1975
very subtle
BishlamekGurpgork
For a silverback gorilla that's the equivalent of slightly narrowed eyes.
Rhulain
narrowing eyes and doing the pointing at your eyes with two fingers then pointing at them thing
BishlamekGurpgork
germanwithnosenseofhumor
The sheer look of terror in this bloke‘s face though
SexyChickenTendies
Thought you were spelling black wrong
shieldmaiden714
I feel like that's a justified reaction.
blackboxwaterbottle1337
clamdriver
He'll never be the same after that.
tg2222222
To be fair he could look like that all the time. 100% terror.
JoSneak
r u Australian?
geraint616
Could be British
Linson
Alright, which one of y'all sh*t my pants?!
noir7
How much shit can one person shit at once.
poolio
considering he turned brown, a body's worth?
Auxilium
Yes
sinkingotter
Yes
DIINKELBERG
I have the most racist comment ever. But i don't wanna spread hate
freiman
that guy know the answer
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Yes
Haraiman719
All of the shit!
DarkSock
All of it, plus a hastily manufactured bonus 10% clump streaked with blood...
oilgod
This is imgur, not Google, if you're asking...
redindian3922718
Rymes with grape
somebodythatyouusetoknow
I am sure his colon is completely clear after that.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Honey, bring me my brown pants...
MikeArclight
enough to make a gorilla let go
darkninja2992
A shitload
margaretolson
At least seven
RobsRug
How much shit can one person shit if one person were to shit shit?
captainnewbi
One person would shit as much as one could shit if one could shit at once
krapmyself
I've come to inform you: an alarming amount.
BlondJani
Seems like the expert has weighed in ?
nopenousername
An ungodly amount of ass ham
HarmonicaParty
I get this.
AlexSomething
Ask this dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9Aw_HcolQ
BurbsandBirbs
Why. Why would you pick up a baby gorilla JUST AFTER the silverback rushed you?
falk0r420
Ya that’s some crazy shit. But the charge was earlier. The baby was an orphan that guy had at his place. And that angry one at the end >
falk0r420
Knew that guy for years. Source: I watched with sound
turmosoritilaatio
Obviously they were studying how much can a man shit at once.
CapedPersuaderJ
I always think of the comment "Gorillas don't have a sophisticated weight training program, which means we've never seen one at full power."
Siggis
https://youtu.be/LXQ9eaa7avI
CredibleInformant
My girlfriend was a zoo keeper for gorillas and we had a similar convo a few weeks ago....imagine if they weight trained...
MoltarsGhost
Found Joe Rogan's account
southlandsol2000
Joe rogan
krissypoojackets
Well its got to be true.
obviouscoconut
jursamaj
BS. An alpha male's entire way of life is a bodybuilding program.
Hereagain
Yes and no. They put on muscle more as a function of genetics than exercise.
coronalmassejection
sexysubsandwich
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
A chimpanzee can lift around 800 pounds. They are about the size of a 12-year-old human boy.
PUNKem733
Full grown they are bigger. They can weigh 200 pounds.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
The “normal” adult male weight range is about 90-130 pounds.
EatRoastBeefOrGo2Bed
Jamie pull that video up
UnrustleYerJimmies
Such an unusual username you got going on there.
EatRoastBeefOrGo2Bed
https://youtu.be/kjeAjQGCCM8
UnrustleYerJimmies
LOL! Random.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Jpeck3
What do you think would happen if one of them tried dmt?
Broken08
Dmt?
ThisrandomguyTHISRANDOMGUY
Gonna give it to ya
theFBIguy
Deep Muscle Training.
Mityguy
They become human
Datmurdaa
"Its entirely possibly..."
CHarbringer
Alright guys, we need gorillas and a shit load of DMT. This is going to truly live action Planet of the Apes.
squirrelkng
I always think about the old debate. Grizzle vs gorilla
SirTomcatTheObstreperous
Grizzly + Gorilla!! Similar to the coyote and badger, they would team up, murder all the handlers, escape, and absolutely decimate the land-
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
Acehigh8383
Forget the Grizzly... a Polar bear is bigger and meaner than both and wont hesitate to fuck things up.
PUNKem733
Let's see, over 1,000 pounds of teeth, and 4 inch claws, vs a 450 pound gorilla that is strong, but not close to the strength of a grizzly?
teamnicedynamite
A grizzly bear has claws, has 300+ pounds on a silverback, is faster, and stands 8 feet tall. No contest the grizzly wins.
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
Yeah but Gorilla rests every after 1 turn.
Metallica93
Why would a gorilla fight salt-and-pepper hair?
BigFatBobbie
We all fight the signs of aging. ?
tommytraddles
A male Grizzly can weigh up to 790 pounds. Silverbacks top out at 430 pounds. A Grizzly would fucking destroy a gorilla. They are monsters.
PUNKem733
790? They can get over 1,000 pounds easy. A kodiak can hit 1400-1600 pounds.
jetzzfan
I'd pay to see the Memphis Grizzlies mascot fight the Phoenix Suns gorilla
LXIXnice
Why is the mascot a gorilla and not a sun
dogfrost9
During the California gold rush they live trapped a grizzly and put it in a pit where it fought other animals. It killed everything 1/2
dogfrost9
they could throw at it: including African lions. 2/2
Sayagain
As opposed to Canadian lion
AldebaranDeTauro88
LMFAO
arrowhen
Mountain lion?
deliberatemistake
Sorry, but a grizzly would absolutely decimate a gorilla
BigTex1
But don’t primates go for the eyes, testicles, and hands (paws?) first?
BrumpoTungus
So the gorilla would still be at 9/10th power?
Deltachaos
He can try but Young Goku still beated him and not even in Gorilla form.
Arguile
For all y’all that think gorillas would win. Just google the size of a Grizzly. And see how massive it’s paws and claws are.
SternoTesticularLigament
hmm, grizzly: 1200 pounds per square inch (psi) bite force vs Gorilla: bite force is also measured at 1300 pounds per square inch (psi)
DoctorAwesomeEsq
Then give the gorilla a fist full of knives
155DangerClose
Ok? And an otter has a similar bite force to a german shepherd.
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
An average grizzly is double the weight of an average gorilla. There's simply not a chance for the gorilla.
Unix347
Grizzly is like 3 times bigger though
gggihgg
There are other factors this stat alone is so misleading. What's the surface area were dealing with in regards to each bite.
Nepeta33
or how about reach? how far can the gorilla bite? a grizzly can slap the gorilla from farther away than the gorilla can bite.
SternoTesticularLigament
man, you know I only google those numbers. Somebody help me out with that question please
potshot
Yeah, but a grizzly does damage with its claws, which would probably be the deciding factor.
SternoTesticularLigament
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, a silverback gorilla can lift up to 815 kg (1800 lb).
squirrelkng
It’s not the bite you have to look out for. The grizzly has mean left hook.
SternoTesticularLigament
and gorilla don't?
battery1979
And the gorilla doesn't? Granted it doesn't have claws but it's got opposable thumbs.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
And knives for hands