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Penis size is a big concern.
Losing your virginity is of great interest.
Masturbation worries (and incorrect spelling)
Erections are mystifying
Apparently female ejaculation is a common occurrence? Too much porn, guys
Condoms and other birth control issues
Hairy topics
General Anatomy
Anal--What IS the point?
I blame Glee for making kids think you can get pregnant from floating sperm.
STDs
Oral sex
Period problems
Homosexuality remains an enigma to many teenagers
Childbirth fears
Uncategorizable
Irrelevant or Unanswerable. Oops, by accident I left the compliments in.
heypumpkin
From a scale of 1-10 how much does giving birth
HelpfulCorn
Eleven.
mordaedil
Possibly 18 from what I've seen.
SpindlesTheRaspberry
When I broke my arm, and asked to rate pain, I was told 10 was having your arms sawed off. So you're probably right.
zatgal
Its so eleven.
SpindlesTheRaspberry
When I broke my arm, and asked to rate pain, I was told 10 was having your arms sawed off. So you're probably right.
ParsleySage
I'm pretty sure Andy didn't write that one.
BJZuckerkorn
Thank you, I thought that was the funniest one haha
ThomasTShiftlet
Apparently my tax dollars aren't going toward spelling or grammar.
TheyScratchedMyWatch
Underrated comment
Gaylenin
Highly.
Snooj
Well, I've done a lot of things in bed, but I've never done an Alaskan Pipeline.
wildgoldfishaway
I shouldn't have googled that
Treblaine
Even after I read your comment I still googled it... I'm a fucking idiot.
Mintipony
Tell me before I google it
WhiteGuiltMilkToast
Frozen shit in a condom. You stick it in your ass.
Mintipony
Oh lord. I do some weird stuff but that's just no. I need a shower.
IcedVenom
I came here to find out what an Alaskan Pipeline was, and stayed to comment on your cool name :D
WillJeSuis
ERSalty
*too.... awkward
notme222
IS 8 inches big enough? Does it matter that I'm also a millionaire firefighter with 6-pack abs? And what do boobs look like via PM?
DigitalBlood
Well did you experiment in college?
RuthlessRhino
Seriously, What is an alaskan pipeline? Help me out here.
accujimmy
That is the most pressing question honestly.
notablequotableupvotable
You shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, then shove it into the desired hole. When I learned this, I realized there is no God.
dustySoda
I though it was another name for a dick. Since Alaska=semen=white.
Kalapacs
Take a shit. Freeze it and start having sex with your girl. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass.
spiritussancto
an environmental disaster in the making
iswearihadsomethingforthis
Oh god.... I can only hope they're asking about current events and not http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
cthulhusbestfriend
well that image is not living myhead
plantrobot
bwahahaha
lethaldeathmittens
Cannot un-see. Oh, the horror.
iswearihadsomethingforthis
I'm sorry. We should make a support group.
griffinzoth
It's for transporting oil.
griffinzoth
In Alaska.
Kitkathylu
Through a pipe.
iswearihadsomethingforthis
Oh god.... I can only hope they're asking about current events and not http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
discollama
Oh....no. Well at least I have something new to tell my friends and gross them out.
CaptSlowShow
I didn't need to learn that but thanks all the same.
Mitte
LiquidPoo
I was always under the impression that was called "space docking."
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Once in a while there comes a post so disgusting even seasoned veterans of the internet vomit in their mouth a bit.
Amythyst
pimpboy3000
"if u have butt sex and someone cums in ur butt + u fart wat happens?" Such a valid question.
JohnDWagner
wat happens?! wat
ThompsonwithaP
Deez nuts
Amythyst
Santorum.
CrazyCurlyAndSomethingElse
This question reminds me of a story in Max Tucker's book 'They better serve beer in hell'.
tsubakiscarlet
Horrible smells happen.
boopusdoopusmahgoopus
It's called a cumfart and yes there are videos of it on sites such as xvideo.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Joy happens.
AwesomeGuy847
A fetish is born
boredtotheextreme
Admirable cumfart.
whatsexacerbatemean
I totally got that reference. You are the comment I needed.
horsesareevil
You fart cum. Thats what happens the gameison, you fart it right out.
lovsindarie
Yuuuuuuuuup.
pancreas
pretty sure there's porn of that
NemeanKitten
One of the great thinkers of our time.
PunsAndAmmo
You experience discumfart.
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
I always called it Casper Gas
pimpboy3000
You live up to your username.
Gryphacus
I'd pay you to make more jokes like this.
cubkul
I literally could not upvote this quick enough.
nater08er
By far the funniest thing I've ever seen on imgur. Bravo +1
shirmardi
Best pun I've ever heard. With material like this you should only strictly comment puns, like that poem chick and those drawing dudes.
cats3000
i come here to read comments like this
frankiefurter00
Have an upvote
pibalo
This is amazing.
RogueFirefighter
Good fucking God!
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Joy happens.
Mommynatrix
What happens is the same thing when you go to squeeze it out. Tons of wet squirty farty noises, and it takes a min for it to all come out.
SKELETONMAAAN
Is sex ed in the USA really THAT awful? I can't believe this shit.
theusername1
Yes
canucked
Seriously. I'm pretty sure we learned most of this stuff in our grade six sex ed class. It's upsetting to know that there are 1/2
canucked
so many 14/15 years olds that don't know the basics. 2/2
SoulxAnnihilator
Its fucking horrible. I hated it. It went like this, "sperm meets egg = pregnant. Condoms help prevent STDs. ALWAYS use condoms"
SoulxAnnihilator
Thats about it. Not what the diff stds are or what they to or how to treat them. I'm 21 now and had to learn this shit on my own
SoulxAnnihilator
And i know for a fact there is much i am oblivious to because the american system is filled with useless cunts that dont want us educated
Geo80
I feel like a significant portion of these kids are trolling their teacher.
spiritussancto
i would love to think so but i haven't that kind of faith in our education system.
Geo80
???
MMAgCh
The questions may be tongue-in-cheek, but I really fear the spelling isn't.
ArcaneM37
I doubt it. I remember being 14 and I probably couldn't have even articulated some of these questions.
UnprotectedSex
You'd be surprised haha
DaringNobody
The spelling and grammar in these makes me wonder if these were 9 year olds, not 9th graders.
dephress
Lower standards these days
drewzer15
It makes me worry for the future. These kids are going to be having sex soon with no clue as to what they're doing or the consequences.
whatacompletejoke
Truth is, many of them probably already ARE having sex.
lashwater
All of the comments were about batman until I refreshed. I was thoroughly confused.
757365726e616d65
same here. It's not as bad as comments from hilarious cat video transplanted under sad story about deceased father/mother/dog
SKELETONMAAAN
Had the same glitch earlier. Someone was falling off their bike and the comments were about dragon eggs, I was beyond confused.
kgirl924
Did someone get pregnant from sperm in a pool in an episode of Glee?
NotSoSmartAlek
Apparently it's /possible/. a VERY long shot that requires very specific circumstances, though. one shot in a billion billion or so.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
a gullible character was tricked into thinking he got his gf pregnant. They explicitly said it was a lie in the next episode.
purplefrogduck
Secondhand sperm, no less.
faerieofupvotes
She lost her virginity to someone other than the boy she was dating. But she gave the boy she was dating a handjob in a hot tub, and 1/2
Shinotsa
Who knew that all American highschoolers were 30?
AwesomeGuy847
It wasn't a handjob. He just had a premature ejaculation issue.
faerieofupvotes
Crap! You're right! I'm sorry it's been awhile since I've seen it. +1 for actual accuracy!
faerieofupvotes
convinced him that she got pregnant that way 2/2
Vindicativa
Oh, Finn. So cute. So stupid.
maytheforcebealwaysinyourfavor
In all fairness to Glee, it was presented as though he was really dumb for believing it.
Obi1Cannoli
Dont stop believing!
ProAtCrastination
#10 Had a dyslexic moment and though it said "can a magnet get pregnant." For a sec I seriously wondered if that kid was violating a magnet.
Muchnamesuchuserwow
Is that not what that says help me out here
thatchrisprattissohot
"Can a man get pregnant." I thought it was magnet at first too.
lily10110
Am I the only one who thinks it's "convenient" how the "How r u supp...." note just so happens to be written in a way that allows the(1/2)
lily10110
message to be shown, WHILE other notes are placed on top? (2/2)
SKELETONMAAAN
Me too. Fuckin magnets, how do they work??
MMAgCh
does it*
YoureAWolfBoy
"How is Magic Johnson still alive?" Now that's a good question.
VodkaReindeer
HAART
Annutty
the power of money!
PratzStrike
People have been asking that for 20 years. Go look him up on Google - he looks stout.
jimolee1956
he has a magic johnson.
dustySoda
Financial AIDS
YoureAWolfBoy
You're horrible :)
FLDairyTrooper
Cash.
otherotherbarry
about $100,000 liquified and injected straight into the blood stream.
mypieholeisaliehole
I saw my first erection in 9th grade. As a 14yo female I was mystified.
jtb1313
Lol just plain and simple, lol
Stuebydoo
So 9th grade is 14 years old? I don't think I was as clued up as these kids when I was 14...all I knew about was porn
mypieholeisaliehole
I had never seen any porn so my first one was in real life. It was a bit shocking!
2legit2quitx
I was about 13 and it was a shock! It just popped out of his pants. Boy, was I NOT aware they even had heads. I
dustySoda
slapped it until it withered back into his pants
mypieholeisaliehole
Me either! I was like, "Um, what's happening? Why is it poking out now?" Lol.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
YOU WHAT? I thought you were 2 legit 2 quitx? Because you sure quit on that god damn train of thought.
dustySoda
Wanna be mystified again? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hazeypoo
Heyyoooooo
mypieholeisaliehole
I'm a bit of a pro now, so no need! Thanks though!
dustySoda
http://imgur.com/3lED7jF
mypieholeisaliehole
I'm sure it's perfectly mystifying though!
IamMillaTheWorst
You can show me for sure ;)
dustySoda
OhSquiggilyLine
This could be awkward if shes only 15 now
mypieholeisaliehole
I'm definitely older than 15! Lol.
dustySoda
I may be dusty, but this soda's still got some fizz baby!
juicyJ7
if she doesn't want, you can show me instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
captainclutch
Prepare your... Well I suppose your inbox is already prepared...
dustySoda
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Heyyoooooo
sam1tahsin
Duuude, c'mon! Forreal tho?
juicyJ7
nah man you're sick
sam1tahsin
Too late. Here it is in gif form
jadith
Da moist horibibl parts of those is da spelingg
Wombatish
The handwriting is pretty bad too, but maybe I was just blessed as a natural printer.
Shinotsa
Moooooooist
BordDeLac
"ADVERAGE DIK SIZE"
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
Can you please answer these questions next....it's for my friend.
calldrdaley
If you have sex then you will get pregnant and die.
TheMightyDio
As a male who's had sex, i can confirm I got pregnant and died. Nah, I'm just kidding. I've never had sex. *begins sobbing*
thisisanimgurvention
All those information posts on here and we haven't had a sex Ed one yet!! Cmon team!
graou13
yeah, my friend wonder if you can break your sex organs masturbating as well
tothelabyrinth
Commenting for later use. Also for a friend.
ChangedMyName
My friend also wants to know
totilasgrandeur
Actually it would be great OP could make a post and share on Imgur for the kids on the site (they shouldn't be here but we know they are!)
RespawnAnon
Can a man get pregnant?
ItchyUnicorn
Well....kinda. You ever heard of a transgender person?
drewskibrewski
We all know it's for you don't be ashamed. I would like to know if a plastic bag will work as a condom as well!
JosephDunaravich
The reasons why not are kind of interesting.
Wannarubbutts
rubber bands man
ilikesaucy0
why not? if you use lube and it doesn't have any whole, it will be okey, i guess!
drewskibrewski
if im uncircumsized can i just use a bread tie?
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I am uncircumsized. And no, but not because it won't work, because she'll never let you stick it in.
resipsaloquitor
I'm laughing like an idiot.
drewskibrewski
is it because you are also uncircumsized and so you know?
TimeLordDanceParty
I swear that question is asked every sex ed lesson. I also had somebody ask if they could use clingfilm
calldrdaley
Snickers wrapper is just as good https://d15iss9dcgjnee.cloudfront.net/images/8519767b4f3da6002cadfb85f3a20fcb.jpg
menapoeka
But for real, condoms are so cheap and available, why would someone even consider plastic bag hassle for you most tender moments :D
ItchyUnicorn
In my highschool pretty much everyone thought you had to be 18 to buy condoms.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Probably to avoid being seen buying them. These are teens
onefishtwofishredfishfartfish
"So I have herpes and I came in the pool yesterday. Does everyone in the pool now have herpes?" Uhhhh?
hellowhodis
I am genuinely curious what the answer to this is...(obvs not everyone, but CAN it happen??)
crittermom
No.
ScootDeezy
Trusted with anonymous questions, posts them on the internet.
OkazakiTheOtaku
Still can't be traced back to an individual person. That's how I took the term "anonymous"
OnyZ
"(asks aidon)" first picture
VodkaReindeer
surely it's aidan and not actually written by aidan
UnprotectedSex
Yeah when my mid school teacher did this he read them out loud and answered them. Didn't say anyone's name of course.
SpindlesTheRaspberry
I assume your username was inspired by this event.
byerss
Yeah. But if you saw the actual note you could figure some out on handwriting alone.
SanguineUmbra
I thought that was the point?
fwipsy
yup.
ShamnusMcfee
They're still anonymous dummy.
lavendargooms
I would be so worried someone would recognize my handwriting. Which is ridiculous. But I would still worry.
hwitknee
Still a fair amount of anonymity.
CobraHawking
Regardless if somebody recognizes the letters, trust was placed in OP's uncaring hands. Bad form OP.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Yeah that was iffy to me too. Esp. on a site as popular as Reddit. GG teacher.
griffinzoth
Who are these kids that want to go down on a girl but somehow have a mouth full of semen? How is that even close to a 9th grade scenario?
tofudisan
Bsnd camp
themissingnipple
Seems possible to me. Some kid kisses his gf after she's given him head, then he goes down on her
RoseanneRosannadanna
Yeah I saw the first one and was like, "Oh, well, to each their own," but the the second one had me wondering if I was missing something
cosmickittie
meeeeeee tooooooooooooooo
RoseanneRosannadanna
"Is this a thing now? How long have I been married again? Are people doing this - why WHY are people doing this?!"
eruval82
The same question twice!
malakim
Which implies it actually happened and they are scared?
malakim
Which implies it actually happened and they are scared?
MrBananaBeak
Lack of elementary education combined with unrestricted internet access.
BitchImCanadian
They watch porn.
NotHarroc
I had friends with internet when I was in 6th grade. I learned about kinky fetish porn before these 9th graders learned what semen was.
NotHarroc
I doubt I'm a rare case.
rhoadsfan
I was one of those people who learned way more than they should before the age of 10. Kept it to myself, was probably for the best.
DefinitelyNotAShark
Tbh I'm more concerned about the handwriting..
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
What is a micropenis you say? Ill show you what a micropenis is *unzips*
AmbiguouslyPunny
"They'll gon' learn what a DICK look like today!"
mordaedil
I still don't see it.
CharlesJacobs
Can my semen melt steel beams?
DOMEwithouttheE
.....shits fire fam
accujimmy
No, but my hot man batter will melt your heart!
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
How can you see your computer screen with such a huge fedora?
accujimmy
M'lady
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Yes
ilikesaucy0
i am not sure about yours, but mine does!
eddynetweb
Couldn't keep a straight face. :P
MochaFrapavagina
9/11 was an inside handjob
IconicNebula
Comment of the day
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
We're gonna finger this one out together
MochaFrapavagina
I'm going straight to hell for this.
SKELETONMAAAN
See you there buddy! It will be fun!
dustySoda
Nah, you'll want to take a plane
asterisk09
If you cum in a butt and then fart it out, will it melt steel beams?
FlatPlutoSociety
Only after spending a night or two with OP's mom.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Have you slept with Paris Hilton? https://youtu.be/jU3-M9-0htI?t=51
GrandTheftMosby
No. But dank memes can.
smileandhaveagreatday
Do steel beams get soft after i skeet?
smileandhaveagreatday
Do steel beams get soft after i skeet?
JustABitCrzy
Idk but I bet it melts sweat dreams
geiokami
If it can you should probably see a doctor....
DragonBrigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-LIv2c7nNw
DOMEwithouttheE
.....shits fire fam
Kanatatsu
First panel, kid asks "Is 8 inches big enough?" ... FUCK THAT KID.
RatchetTheWusky
I was about to say that. I mean, Its like say "IS $1,000,000 TRILLION GOOD ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!"
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
robotzombies
PHRASING
buttshredder
That was a girls handwriting. I'm guessing she asked a boy abd he lied but she didn't even know that 8 inches was big.
RoyFuckingMustang
I'm rather well endowed myself, but I almost never use it, seeing as how I'm a bottom.
GabrielFlood
Um... are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Um... top reply is all over it.
Bibulus
"are we not doing phrasing anymore" is also a quote from Archer
Kanatatsu
I know what I said.
SpindlesTheRaspberry
Please don't. You will end up in prison.
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
YEAH, I WAS LIKE "FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!"
Ishormins
I would prefer smaller than 8 inches. My preferred length is probably 5 inches. There's no need to worry about size.
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
PREPARE YOUR INBOX ;)
Ishormins
hahah I'm okay with dick pics, that's why I made this account. I'm curious ;)
dustySoda
With all 8 inches?
RoyFuckingMustang
In all honesty past 5 inches it just gets redundant and painful.
IcedVenom
I think that varies person to person. I've been with 2 inches-11 inches, and I'd say for me the ideal size is between 7-10 inches.
RoyFuckingMustang
11 inches? No sir. ;_;
SomethingPithy
Only if you go all LLLLERRROOOYYYYYY MMMMJENKIIINNNS prematurely.
Amythyst
At least you have chicken.
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
I have nothing to worry about!?
geiokami
Dude these are 9th graders, that's illegal
defkkkon
aint nothin but a label - i seen 9th graders in 12th grade and 20yo's in the <12 YMCA swim programme
pancreas
probably a bullshitter. My friends and I loved to write in weird bullshit questions, one time even for a different class (1)
pancreas
were warming up in a classroom before a band concert, jazz was on, we weren't. so we fucked with their sex ed questions.
discollama
And on the opposite end of the spectrum there's Andy and his micropenis.
EndingYourPreciousFieldTrip
Poor, poor Andy.
Treblaine
squareeyes
pahaha
WillJeSuis
Plot twist: @kanatatsu is a girl.
Amythyst
Have a seat.
Treblaine
ilikesaucy0
plot twist - and have a 8inch penis!
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
Sign me up!
Supanini
- Johnny 3rd grade
mordaedil
Seriously, jealous of someone who is going to have a problem going all in?
CaptSlowShow
Please don't
Pleasedontletittouchme
well, is it?
6footdildo
72
Pleasedontletittouchme
*42
poisonpiggy
not for your mom :(
Pleasedontletittouchme
dayummm
ilikesaucy0
you came out of a vagina, 8 inch is nothing!
cristocanyon
Well. When was the last time someone described childbirth as pleasurable or fun?
Pleasedontletittouchme
good point
Shinotsa
I've bottomed out on multiple girls with six and a half, but it's all up to the individual. Just look at porn stars with eggplants
ImgurSage
I can bottom out on my wife. She HATES it when I do it.
Shinotsa
I know man. But hey, nothing like getting yelled at to reset the old artillery clock
Ishormins
It hurts. It's like this deep pain and I feel bad saying ow cause I don't want the guy to feel bad but it
Ishormins
it's* really not that pleasant. It's not the worst, but, unless the girl likes it, if you can avoid it, please avoid it.
Shinotsa
I know man. But hey, nothing like getting yelled at to reset the old artillery clock
Pleasedontletittouchme
no thank you.
Berethian
Vaginas get deeper with arousal. If you're bottoming out with six and a half, power up the tongue, mate, you're going in for an Aussie kiss.
Shinotsa
She didn't want me to. She got "self conscious." Regardless, she was just short. No matter how aroused she was, I couldn't do some positions
NikaNii
Height shouldn't affect it though. Depending on arousal a woman's vagina will increase by about 200%. Meaning: 4 inches goes to 8 inches.
Berethian
(It's like a French kiss, only Down Under)
MathSalts
I honestly asked that question when I was like 13. I honest to god had no idea back then. It actually still grew after, surprisingly.
Zombieshark
You're not supposed to start your measurement from your asshole, dude.
radioFREEmadras
Seems like the kid wanted to troll the teacher. Trolled most of Imgur instead. Success kid, really.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Or he wanted to seduce the teacher... I mean from the compliments it seems she is a well-liked female teacher...
jawsome
Just don't do that with the kid that asked if a condom with a hole poked it it could prevent STDs
LegoBlubber
"What if a poop go out instead of a baby?" You nurture it and raise it as one of your own.
roseannebarfff
My sweet sweet little dumpling.
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
If it's big enough, it could grow up to be Bono.
eatmyass121
Wow that reference though. +1
AwesomeGuy847
It worked for Bono
VodkaReindeer
50% poop while giving birth.
TheBlackShakes
Kids say the darndest things.
dephress
That does happen though. In addition to the baby.
LegoBlubber
One of my coworkers refuses to allow her husband to watch the birth of their child for this reason. My reaction is meh it happens
zatgal
Almost inevitably, in fact. The miracle of life!
imguryousuck
Really? Im happy Im gay now.
PeskyGentlemen
"What is an Alaskan Pipeline?"
tripleriser
I thought that was the Mahogany Canoe
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Oh god oh god oh god why did I google that?
Kelsusaurus
Not as bad as an Alabama Hot Pocket. If that term doesn't scare you already, check urbandictionary.
LitchLitch
yet another of those silly things that no one actually does that teenage boys find hilarious
SunfishHero
Yeah but they're funny! Look up the Cosby Sweater. It's just shenanigans.
LitchLitch
It's really not funny, at least once you mature past the Beavis and Butthead stage of development.
SunfishHero
I guess the absurdity of them still pleases me. If you're easily entertained then you're never bored.
Kiwi31415
Click if you dare: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
menapoeka
I know a person who got their hatch frostbitten in a relevant event. You do not want irreversible damage to something you need every day.
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
https://33.media.tumblr.com/2f2287cafd26b151c6984b3b1fe939a4/tumblr_n1za71kktw1qj4315o1_500.gif
ModusPonens
http://imgur.com/IJaJNMI
NarySummation
I now know regret.
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Ah! I sort of wish I didn't click that.
DAKINGINTHENORF
O-0
littleb1ackbird
Wombatish
Pshaw, expected much worse.
WhimsicalCalamari
ok no that was actually hilarious.
scubatroopa637
Not as bad as a salguero, thats for sure
Kiwi31415
And of course you knew I would just have to look that one up....
Stupidpeoplearestpid
zeradeth
I think the example was more horrifying than the definition!
brihow
The kid in that example is also named Andy. Coincidence?
quietrage
What. The. Fuck.
teamporkchop
Bahahahaha!! This is hilarious! I wish I was creative enough to come up with this stuff for people on the internet to try
SadPandaneedsaHug
I wish I hadn't.... dear lord
Mcknizzle
I know you warned me, but you're a dick for not warning me more... Now... Vomit
kowalibear
Why.
Mcknizzle
I know you warned me, but you're a dick for not warning me more... Now... Vomit
Kiwi31415
And for the record I'd never heard of it before, either - thanks for the education, Imgur!
sillyvampire14
I DIDN'T MEAN TO CLICK IT BUT I ACCIDENTALLY DID HOW I DO I UNSEE
Beardgoesalltheway
http://imgur.com/X43j3Ax
TizButAScratch
time to clear cache again
superippednobody
this cant be a real thing that people do can it?
retgarr
If you can dream it...
Kiwi31415
I wonder whether some of the Urban Dictionary stuff is just people trying to out gross each other.
TheBlackShakes
Undoubtedly
superippednobody
I certainly hope so in this case
womaniak
NSFW https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/f/f9/Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg there are like 50 more pics ;-;
MeArePaige
Holy god whyyyyyyyyyyyy
superippednobody
NSFL
Monster1776
I was going to make a joke about have you ever tried shitting into a condom, but... I just... Fuck man... What the fuck... Fuck this world.
Jiltedlerk
Well, I never needed to know that.
ilikesaucy0
what the shit: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline
WowSuchUsernameMuchSkill
What, the shit?
UpvotesForCalicos
Like, seriously, what the shit?
mindolluin
I am SO SO SO sorry I clicked that. The more you know
fe1od1or
A pipeline in Akaska.
ilikesaucy0
a small dildo for your mom!
SunfishHero
Alabama Fire Dragon. Look it up.
jp189512
"what is an alabama hotpocket?" in case you were wondering.... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket
PolkaNeverDies
Why did I look that up? I'll never be clean again. .... How do i erase this knowledge??
asterisk09
Asking the real questions.
frosty147
"What is an Alabama Hot Pocket?"
oo0ORB0oo
Ya, had to look that one up. I'll pass.
SomethingPithy
Something about half as a Wisconsin butterfly.
AngelsinmyMouthfield
I hate that I already knew the answer
rmm696969
I asked the same question to myself and I consider myself pretty educated. Once finding out I asked myself why would anyone do that?
HelpfulCorn
Thanks Obama
superDduper
Are you from MN?
MsMesss
Is that an MN thing?!
bigfatdildo94
Is it possible for a girl to take a foot inside her? The fuck kid??
mordaedil
It's like fisting, but with footsie.
spacerocks
shhh, he's atustic
colonelraleigh
I read that as foot = 12 inches.
Chkari
'Murica.
SeeY0uNextTuesday
Ooooooohhhhhhh
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Im guessing both is a yes?
Superconnected23
that one literally made my lmao
purplefrogduck
I thought it said foof.
roedgroedmedfloede2
I thought it said "food"
RayMC
You have 69 upvotes..............................
levetiracetam
As a new parent, I think "the talk" with my daughter needs to be way more informative than I thought.
peaceandpenguins
I recommend the site "Oh Joy Sex Toy" which includes lots of info on sex toys (duh) as well as other sex-related topics.
levetiracetam
I love that comic!
dephress
"It's perfectly normal" is a great book, no ephamisms or vagueness. Plus there are cartoon sperm who work out to win the race to the egg
DiarrheaTouchdown
Ew, my mom got me that book and it made me reeeally uncomfortable. She was like "any questions?" And I was like "imma go play now..."
MouseTheFooDog
The Internet is a hell of a thing. You will have to look up some of the things she asks you about. I guarantee it.
levetiracetam
It's pretty scary. I've heard from parents that, these days, if you don't start that conversation at like age 6, you're too late.
aetain
My advice would be to be honest, try not to judge, and don't act bashful. I'm not a parent, but my husband's teenage cousins know they 1/?
aetain
can come to us for advice on stuff like this cos we never bullshit them and never judge them, and they have come to us quite a few 2/?
aetain
times with the "awkward" questions. Meanwhile, their parents refuse to talk to them about sex and wonder why their kids won't talk to them.
levetiracetam
Yeah that's my parents too. Every question was met with a constant stream of judgement, punishment, shame or berating and they wondered why
levetiracetam
we never went to talk to them about anything and why neither I nor my brother ever rely on them for anything.
ninjabudgie
Pleaaaaase have 'the talk' before puberty and just make it science and fact - so glad my parents did that for me! Much less embarrassing
levetiracetam
I've heard from multiple parents that if you don't start having that talk around age 6, you've waited too long.
bananabelly
My girl is 2, and she uses correct names for things. It's a start! I'm all about the biology, just don't want to make it too weird.
bananabelly
Plus, a toddler saying,"My vulva tickles!" is hilarious in the appropriate context, like during a bubble bath.
levetiracetam
That's great :)
MNightShyamalamadingdong
When I was old enough to ask, "Where do babies come from" my parents told me, "People have sex." They proceeded to talk me through the (1/2)
MNightShyamalamadingdong
(2/2) entire biological process, even through meiosis and mitosis. I was a itty bitty nerd, and so were my parents. Also, European, so...
levetiracetam
Seems too technical for a little kid. How old were you if you don't mind my asking?
MNightShyamalamadingdong
Like 5ish? And I had a hell of a passion for new information, even then.
levetiracetam
The funny thing is I remember my parents specifically telling me and my brother they would explain things... and they never did.
crochetingmeteorologist
I want to do what your parents did when I have kids. Except I know nothing about this meiosis and mitosis stuff - I do earth science.
MNightShyamalamadingdong
Well, they had medical encyclopedias and textbooks.My father was a nurse at one time. They filled my brain with facts before I (1/2)
MNightShyamalamadingdong
(2/2) misinformed myself. We held a good dialogue on the subject through my entire childhood. I'll be doing the same when I have children!
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
My Mom got an An American Girl book that explained puberty/periods etc. I don't recall if it explained sex, but was pretty helpful.
Chkari
"The Care and Keeping of You" didn't have much about sex in it. Mostly just puberty. I got it too.
IndigoWendigo
The sex?
levetiracetam
I never got anything. A talk. A book. Nothing. Whatever I got in health class was it.
AdvInternaut
My dad said, "You probably know nearly everything under the sun. Keep it in your pants and we wont have problems"
Kitska
My mom was a nurse, & answered every question I had openly/honestly as I was growing up. Wish everyone could have had a mom like her.
levetiracetam
I'm insanely jealous of that. I'm fortunate to have grown up in a progressive area. I felt the sex/health education I got was pretty good.
Kitska
Ours wasn't terrible (for being in bumblefuck, North Carolina), but it was way more focused on stds/pregnancy prevention than anything else.
levetiracetam
but it was an education on the physical only. It didn't cover any of the morals, ethics or emotional topics of love and sex.
Kitska
Yeah, and courses really should. Hell, ours didn't even discuss the vagina beyond periods/stds/pregnancy. Nothing about infections, etc.
CashewsCureDepression
And that's why "schools shouldn't teach sex ed, that's the parent's job!" is bullshit
levetiracetam
If I hadn't gotten sex ed at school I would've gotten zilch. I wish it had been a wider class. There was nothing about consent or (1/2)
levetiracetam
date rape prevention etc.
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
Haha, I think some parents put us in school so they don't have to teach us things like that.
levetiracetam
Mine totally did. My health/sex ed class was really great but it only covered the biological aspects and disease/pregnancy prevention (1/?)
JosephDunaravich
It needs to be a "the continuous dialogue"
LokiTheLegend
This can't be upvoted enough...
alticaarden
What age would be a good time to start the dialogue though, once they start asking? Or way before that
levetiracetam
I've heard from multiple parents that if you don't start that conversation at like age 6 you've waited too long.
levetiracetam
I've heard from multiple parents that if you don't start that conversation at like age 6 you've waited too long.
GhostTasha
My mom was always casual with me and my sister from the start and it was a continuous dialogue for years. I remember it coming up when 1/2
GhostTasha
2/?I was around 9,my sister 6. Wasn't awkward, because we were kids and didn't know it 'should' be awkward. Not graphic or anything
GhostTasha
3/3 just what's what down there. I really appreciate it, looking back. I'm also a lot safer about sex than some of my good friends now.
JosephDunaravich
In my experience, they start asking as soon as they can talk. Good answers depend on cognitive development level.
alticaarden
So just be straight forward from the word go? No, "I'll tell you when you're older"
levetiracetam
My parents would say that sometimes. Most of the time my Mom's eyes would just go wide. Then she'd roll them at me, turn and just walk away.
veelafleur
It's in the level of detail.
RonSwansonsdad
How do you shave the inside of a vagina?
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Harpdemon
I think it's the edges.
UpvotesForCalicos
Hopefully.
TheGammaRae
Very, very carefully. Actually 'not at all oh god no don't stick that there'.
RonSwansonsdad
Well good thing I have a penis. I'd be really bad at being a girl
menapoeka
Shaving inside the penis is so easy.
RonSwansonsdad
10/10 agree
buttandpizzastuff
I don't know man, I just go at it with a razor. I'm more careful shaving my legs. My vag isn't sensitive at all. Easy to shave!
PolkaNeverDies
How do you not nick yourself?! I tried shaving once, & I bled so much i thought I'd started my period. I trim like a coward.
RonSwansonsdad
I am now more educated about shaving vaginas that I thought I ever would. Today's cool.
m0wgli
With someone's tongue.
everythingismelting
Be really really careful and steady hands
FromDenmarkWithHate
Come over and I'll show you <3
RonSwansonsdad
Mark me down as scared and horny
badluckwaldo
Came here to ask if anyone noticed that one. Jesus.
zbaerenlovesme
They probably meant if the hair is "inside" of the vulva. Some women have hair that doesn't just grow on the "outside" of the Labia Majora
Kiore
Oh! Geez, as a woman I was worried at hair inside the vagina. o.O
PolkaNeverDies
I had horrid images of a hairball type issue!
NikaNii
I have hair on the inside of the labia majora and minora and it's such a pain to shave. Not that it hurts, it's just difficult ;-;
zbaerenlovesme
Please tell me I'm explaining this right. Lots of upvotes, but I'm worried it's not clear what I mean and I can't just...show you guys...
PibbleZoomies
No need. Married male here. You did well at explaining. It is a two-second a search on the nets for further clarification. +1 for anatomy.
Phoenix734
Well, you could... For science?
RonSwansonsdad
My, that was a hard pill to swallow's worth of info. Just knowing hair grows inside. ewwwww
zbaerenlovesme
It's not inside. It's not in a hole. It's a little outside the lines. And it's normal.
zbaerenlovesme
yeah man, humans...growing hair...weird right? I mean, you probably have hair on your FACE. So gross.
eskimo56
Oh god I know right, get this- my boyfriend grows pubic hair ON HIS FACE. It's gross as. And he's not even ashamed!
BabyMamaMina
How old are you?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
31, with quite a few healthy relationships in the past, and it's also an eww to me too.
RonSwansonsdad
Thank you for understanding. We are in the bad comment section for a silly reason
RonSwansonsdad
Honestly, 19. I am not a well educated individual
BabyMamaMina
Gotcha. That makes a bit of sense, I suppose.
RedroverRedrover
In case you're not joking, the answer is hair doesn't grow there. It would be like having hair grow on your colon or something. Not normal.
CalvinandHobbitses
I think the asker means slightly on the inside of the labia, which is normal
YesButAlsoYes
Look at dis guy! Taking it seriously, spreadin knowledge! Good on you!
RedroverRedrover
I'm a woman. :) There are lots of young people on here, so I figured why not give the real answer? Even if this poster was joking, 1/2
WoodlandMel
I think the poster was just pointing out that that was one of the annon questions, but not like it isn't nice to answer them just in case!
RedroverRedrover
others might be wondering. 2/2
cypriotpopcycle
...is there hair on the inside? (i is female too but wat)
RonSwansonsdad
I know! Me and another fellow are in the bad comment section for not being all knowing on stuffs like this
CalvinandHobbitses
I think they mean slightly on the inside of the labia, which is normal
cypriotpopcycle
Oooh okay I was wondering if that was it but I wasnt sure, thanks :3
CalvinandHobbitses
Well I certainly hope so anyway, otherwise that must be a medical condition!