DigitalBlood

94928 pts ยท September 26, 2014


Hacked since 1995

MRW a youngling asks me how to use a non-phone camera

Points 19
Comments 0
Views 1632

MRW I'm a giant and my regular sized Mexican worker talks back to me

Points -3
Comments 0
Views 6629

When I keep asking my friend who he's crushing on

Points -5
Comments 0
Views 288

What do you call someone who wants more than he needs?

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 2072

You IRL

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 148

Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 225

Rudely polite or politely rude?

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 263

I once paid a penny more than a nickle to see a Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment film

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 1067

MRW the teacher asks me for the factors of 6 and I'm bad at math

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 956

Unrelated, but who thought that blanket was a good purchase.

Points -2
Comments 6
Views 1204

My father and I, napping away

Points 10
Comments 20
Views 726

Surprise criminals! It's me, Batman!

Points 53
Comments 8
Views 3357

Why I want to be a therapist

Points 0
Comments 17
Views 1593

Moo

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 340

MRW I'm trapped in the abyss but am told I can leave if I bite the invisible corn on the cob

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 464

When watching a show and they kill your favourite character

Points 49
Comments 6
Views 151

Krang confirmed

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 456

MRW someone asks me how to use a non-phone camera

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 190

How to dance

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 276

My wife's reaction when my sons want to play Mario Kart with me

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 6346

Quit judging me

Points 22
Comments 4
Views 243

MRW I argue with someone who knows more than me about the subject at hand

Points 1375
Comments 124
Views 28226

Margot Robbie Rotten

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 330

Milking this joke for all it's worth

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 1885

MRW I bring a kinky girl home

Points 29
Comments 2
Views 1132

What type of sword can kill your lover but only while you spin?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 487

How Tinder works

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 8

Guys. The thing with the guy happened. Everybody party!

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 131

Terriermon? Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.

Points 36
Comments 5
Views 4617

MRW I go on the internet after a long day at work

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 156

Celtic Guardian used Vine Whip

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 1094

MRW My boss asks why I added a half naked man to my advertisement

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 82

MRW I was bitten by a zombie and my friend won't kill me

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 9

Hold the door

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 39

Doing some research on the DC universe when suddenly...

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 57

Moral Orel, the show that was funny at first, then decided to make you cry.

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 4869

MRW, as a student, someone comes over unexpectedly for dinner

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 3350

MRW the cuteness overwhelms me

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 68

Sad soul

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 384

One of the many reasons I love comics

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 7

My brother's snapchat story... He's 12

Points 1
Comments 11
Views 181

Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?

Points 1003
Comments 57
Views 88167

MRW I'm on the phone with my Grandma and she says something racist

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 285

He died in a terrible Catastrophe

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 902

Me and my brothers reaction when our mother announces she's leaving the house

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 250

Bitch-slap

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 623

How it feels when I unexpectedly walk into my roommate's lesbian orgy

Points 3
Comments 5
Views 418

MRW I'm a hologram and I begin to malfunction in clasee

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 261

How I feel when I learn I can't have children

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 225

You IRL

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 180

MRW work's done and hideous Hilary seductively asks me what my plans are for the weekend

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 330

How I feel when I've done too many drugs

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 38

MRW my wife asks me how my day is but I messed up everything

Points 137
Comments 9
Views 12326

MRW my wife asks me to join her in her tent

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 414

How my girlfriend acts when she's pissed me off but wants to diddle my doodlestick

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 2405
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