MRW a youngling asks me how to use a non-phone camera
MRW I'm a giant and my regular sized Mexican worker talks back to me
When I keep asking my friend who he's crushing on
What do you call someone who wants more than he needs?
You IRL
Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?
Rudely polite or politely rude?
I once paid a penny more than a nickle to see a Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment film
MRW the teacher asks me for the factors of 6 and I'm bad at math
Unrelated, but who thought that blanket was a good purchase.
My father and I, napping away
Surprise criminals! It's me, Batman!
Why I want to be a therapist
Moo
MRW I'm trapped in the abyss but am told I can leave if I bite the invisible corn on the cob
When watching a show and they kill your favourite character
Krang confirmed
MRW someone asks me how to use a non-phone camera
How to dance
My wife's reaction when my sons want to play Mario Kart with me
Quit judging me
MRW I argue with someone who knows more than me about the subject at hand
Margot Robbie Rotten
Milking this joke for all it's worth
MRW I bring a kinky girl home
What type of sword can kill your lover but only while you spin?
How Tinder works
Guys. The thing with the guy happened. Everybody party!
Terriermon? Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time.
MRW I go on the internet after a long day at work
Celtic Guardian used Vine Whip
MRW My boss asks why I added a half naked man to my advertisement
MRW I was bitten by a zombie and my friend won't kill me
Hold the door
Doing some research on the DC universe when suddenly...
Moral Orel, the show that was funny at first, then decided to make you cry.
MRW, as a student, someone comes over unexpectedly for dinner
MRW the cuteness overwhelms me
Sad soul
One of the many reasons I love comics
My brother's snapchat story... He's 12
Why was the Roman Warrior smiling after he cannibalized a woman?
MRW I'm on the phone with my Grandma and she says something racist
He died in a terrible Catastrophe
Me and my brothers reaction when our mother announces she's leaving the house
Bitch-slap
How it feels when I unexpectedly walk into my roommate's lesbian orgy
MRW I'm a hologram and I begin to malfunction in clasee
How I feel when I learn I can't have children
You IRL
MRW work's done and hideous Hilary seductively asks me what my plans are for the weekend
How I feel when I've done too many drugs
MRW my wife asks me how my day is but I messed up everything
MRW my wife asks me to join her in her tent
How my girlfriend acts when she's pissed me off but wants to diddle my doodlestick