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ButtmoTerror
Brokeback mountain. 50/50 one of the dudes.
LimyMage918
Jurassic park, goldblum is the only actor. Considered saying the velociraptors get that spot though
DonRanchero
The Room and Tommy Wiseau
jesusisherelookbusy
“I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Kermit!”
kualityE
Weekend at Bernie's. And it's only Bernie that's human. Even better if Bernie is now Bernie sanders in his mittens lol.
BrianBoyko
And Bernie Sanders is still quite alive, but the Muppet cast insists on him being dead and moving him like a puppet.
BeardedXBatman
Clue. Tim Curry is the only actor.
wombatmcgee
Isn't this just kind of Muppet Treasure Island but a murder mystery? On second thought, no objections! Carry on!
DiastaticPower
The Boondock Saints. Willem Dafoe is the only human.
falconuruguay
And Sweetums plays "ill duce"(the duke)
DiastaticPower
I just googled "Sweetums," and it's just a bunch of images of Billy Connolly. What gives?
PhiloniusPhlox
Full Metal Jacket, keep R. Lee Ermey
CrazyLama
I was gonna say the hooker in act 3
avertyereyes
Zombieland. Bill Murray.
IBentMyWookie
Saving Private Ryan. Keep Vin Diesel
Youhavinagiraffe
Instead they should keep that guy in the opening scene who carries his own arm with him
IBentMyWookie
TallyReign
Best Vin Diesel movie ever!
Lepercake
The whole SAW franchise, the only human is the puppet.
zenmaster11
A Few Good Men. Nicholson is the only actor.
hojustnewbootgoofin
The judge
Problemwoodchuck
"I wakka-wakka-wanna the truth!"
SteadyRedRanger
That’s damn good
Goldenteckel
Nice pick !
EndiaTheMisanthropist
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Nicholson is the only human.
mrforbeez
Except they're human for a while after he gets the electro-shock
IronIce111
Well that took a dark fucking turn.
OldSchoolNewRules
The indian is the only human.
renderthefat
No! He’d be played by sweetums! I’ve always said it
Floofyboi318
Star Wars A New Hope: keep Harrison Ford
BrianBoyko
Disney owns both Muppets and Star Wars. This could happen.
Floofyboi318
Even better, don’t tell him until the cameras are rolling
melmboundanddown
Episode I, keep Jar Jar
DiastaticPower
I'm not sure that movie would change a whole lot if they did that.
wombatmcgee
His performance would probably be the same.
TallyReign
The Wookie would tear off a lot more arms...
boondoggle2025
My thoughts exactly. Chewy is already a muppet. Luke? Muppet. Leah? Ms Piggy for all I care. Obi Wan? Maybe Alec can stay after all.
lwoshea
Chewie would be Rowlf. ms Piggy for Leia. Scooter for Luke. Kermit for Yoda. Beaker for R2D2. Dr Bunsen Honeydew for C-3PO.
boondoggle2025
Perfect! This is a brilliant fully fleshed out idea. Casting and script complete. Who can produce?
lwoshea
Joss Whedon???
nolittleplans
Jaws. Richard Dreyfuss stays
diregamer
The shark is a childish hand puppet, not an actual muppet.
BungalowMonk
The shark is the human.
TheSwedishMoose
Sock puppet shark
ShadusMacAoidh
But actual Jaws sized.
diregamer
I'm just picturing them green screening a hand puppet shark noming on a model boat
Shamrockgibbons
50 Shades of Grey, and Christian Grey
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MotherFrakker
You’ve porked my interest
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
nonono, It has to be 2 hours of Kermit spanking Dakota Johnson
Fengor
Got you covered fam:
JustSayN0
Dear God what magnificence is this from?
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Muppet Murders movie
Fengor
The Happytime Murders https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1308728
Thecronze
Happy Gilmore with Shooter Mcgavin
MarleafChef
I would've kept 90s Julie Bowen
yeehawbuckaroo
And this guy is played by Sweetums
davebeastly
I would watch this.
GruntThumper
The labyrinth, David Bow.... shit they did that...
aharwod541
Lol basically
adamSparkleFurlong
brotherhoodofapprenti
Underrated comment of the year
NotTinyPancakes
Are Sarah and Toby a joke to you? they didn't look like Muppets to me.
CallsignFatNinja
Dogma, keep silent Bob
SmutGrrrl
Good one!!
thescientists
NGL. This is a solid one except I would keep the main actress.
thescientists
Muppet Jay and Silent Bob would be amazing.
PacMan4Life
Avengers: Endgame, and Thanos is the only non-muppet
BrianBoyko
Disney owns Marvel & the Muppets. This could happen.
LimyMage918
Now there's a million dollar idea
eswindy
Okay but when he snaps, everyone turns to stuffing instead
fadingtheory
Terminator. Arnold is the only actor.
solsammo
Terminator 2. Robert Patrick.
Jernau
I was going to suggest terminator but with Linda Hamilton as the only actor. Her future Muppet lovechild comes back to protect her.
Madalchemist2018
Four foot tall blue muppet explains to muppet with bright pink hair. "He's an infiltration model"
mikeatc
daddyslittleiceskateingprincess
Great now I wan't pizza...
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Safsome
wan't ? Did you inject bleach or something?
FabulouslyTiti
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JustHereForTheMemes0321
Risky click of the day
lwoshea
I think Piper Perri is the Muppet, because she definitely got STUFFED!!!
Barjack
Hi-o! ::rimshot:: give this man an upvote !
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
The human is the guy in glasses.
mikeatc
jesusisherelookbusy
Miss Piggy as Piper Perri. Oh god no......
tuxmax20
Pulp Fiction and Marcellus Wallace stays!
BigOrkWaaagh
I thought Pulp Fiction, but with only Marvin.
HunglikeaHamster
I can totally imagine Gonzo and Camilla stick up the diner as Pumpkin and Honey Bunny. Honey Bunny's dialogue might be a problem though..
FireJake
Holy shit yes
TheWhiteBlackFrankWhite
Only the gimp
ATLandNerdy
What does Marcellus Wallace look like!? Does he look like a muppet?
HunglikeaHamster
Scooter: "What?"
ATLandNerdy
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!
PoliticalWanderer
Good choice. I was thinking Jules, but Marcellus might be a better pick.
sordatos
You just wait until Zed gets here
spaceymonkey
GretaMcKitty
Fight Club... only human? Robert
WizardHarryDresden
Id pick the guy who got sprayed with a hose
gbombuh
This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Holy shit. I thought exactly the same.
AndTheArghnauts
Gonna miss out on muppet bitch tits that way. How about Marla?
dj310420
Im on board with the movie . I would have chose Edward Norton
BearRaid
You just wanna watch Helena Bonham Carter get railed by a muppet.
tcdriver
Hadn't thought of that before but now that you mentioned it...Yes...Yes I do
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
You mean Spamela Hamderson?
gbombuh
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school
tcdriver
His name is Robert Paulson
ineedanawesomeusername
In death he has a name
Badger028
His name is Robert Paulson
DefaOmega
His name is Robert Paulson
Trankia12
His name is Robert Paulson.
sheptar
His name is Robert Paulson
XatiaDance6
His name is Robert Paulson
Pysthe
Matrix and Keanu is the actor
AllGloryToTheDarkLord
Matrix and smith is the human.
Whiskey461
Matrix, all are humans inside. In the real world, all Muppets except for Keanu
SageOfDepth
He is The One
PotatOSLament
Matrix, Keanu is only muppet inside. In the real world, Keanu is the only Human.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Ocean's 11, the only human is Terry Benedict
imreallyjusthereforthecats
This was my first idea too
HopelessNecr0mantic
That's an excellent choice.
skellington01
Genius. Then ocean 13, still only Andy Garcia and muppets.
RighteousRhythm
working30hoursADay
I’m curious how they’ll tackle Rusty and his eating scenes
Gianttesticlemonster
alphanius
I love the film, glad Simone mentioned it!
alphanius
*someone, ducking Autocorrect
FeelTheMightyCrotch
I wish i could upvite more than one
madjo
I clicked it twice for you
FeelTheMightyCrotch
Apreciated himan, apreciated
RoaringTourist
Holy shit. Yes.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I think we can all agree that Danny should be played by Kermit and Piggy should play Tess.
PutItInNeutral
Have you not seen The Great Muppet Caper?
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Nope
PutItInNeutral
It's basically Muppets 11 with Charles Grodin as the bad guy.
AirplanesTurnMeOn
Matt damon as matt damon from team america
BriefausdemGeist
Reverse that
pleasemayibeexcused
Perfect ??
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Still played by Andy Garcia, I hope. But this sounds pretty darn fun now that you say it!
Alex7RC
OMG, they do a Muppet ladder, instead of zip lining down the elevator shaft...I need this movie.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Apparently there's a Great Muppet Caper movie
Alex7RC
Yeah but that's Charles Grodin, not Terry Bennedict.
SilentSecretMan
The muppet movie... Kermit the frog
VikingYetiChef
Bale stays... American Psycho
CoarseAndSalty
Kermit is played by Christopher Walken.
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
UserMCP
Muppet Treasure Island, Tim Curry.
mmstns13
GuaiLoh
That kid was a horrible actor. Get 'im outta here!!
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Jimmy jim jim Jimmy jim jim jim jim jim?
rivenwhistle
No, HE'S Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim!
SVTFreak
Lord of the rings. The only human is shadowfax
UnconditionalSalmon
Sorry, what???
MetaSomma
And he's confused about it
BobaFettApproves
He speaks elvish, but everyone else speaks horse
FractalShadows
"neeiigghh I'm a horsey" - Jack Nicholson in his most daring role yet
theleftmostpotato
"All gallop and no hay makes faxy a dull boi"
Snaltras
I assume he'd be clapping coconuts?
laestrella
I'd definitely watch it. Wait, only human is shadowfax? Haha
AllGloryToTheDarkLord
Wait. Shadowfax as a human playing a horse, or the horse that played shadowfax playing a human like aragorn?
SVTFreak
EndiaTheMisanthropist
Trankia12
laestrella
Lmao this is too much
RADICALFREEDOM
So like Steve Buschemi playing a horse?
AllGloryToTheDarkLord
No. A horse playing Steve Buschemi.
RADICALFREEDOM
Oh see that makes more sense.
MoonMoon89
John Wick, and he is the only human. Just... stuffing EVERYWHERE!
HavokTechnician
John Wick but the dog is a human played by Danny DeVito, and everyone else is a muppet.
MagmaCarta
Reminds me of the pilot for the Black Dynamite cartoon
laestrella
Id watch it
glockaf
You need to watch The Happytime Murders
JustAnotherCynicToo
Sweetums plays that assassin who gets killed in the library with a book.
DevonGronka
I always thought "The Departed", and keep Leonardo DiCaprio. It becomes some kind of twisted fever dream.
DatDarthCaedus
Now I kinda want the Omaha Beach scene from Saving Private Ryan, but with muppets...
ComoSeIguana
Happy time murders?
AnathemaNoreh
I came here to say the as thing. Senseless violence and Muppet hookers snorting glitter through a twizzler, it's good times
trapdoorogre
The only human is playing the dog.
MadAtreides
That's kinky!
PerpetuityPhoto
That's knot right
BoozeHound001
DiastaticPower
JustHereForTheMemes0321
MandaloreTheJust
Id actually love the opposite. John wick but only he is a muppet.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Human stuffing everywhere
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
ChubbyPikablue
Harry Potter. Who's human changes every movie and the change is not acknowledged.
KeyLimeAnxiety
I feel like just Harry as a human
mithiwithi
That's too obvious. Draco.
KibaNoShirogitsu
Draco would be good, but still a bit short of the best option. Filch needs to be the only human, I can think of no better choice.
NuggetsForKitty
The only human is someone playing dobby
CavendishBandana
I was thinking the human would play Hagrid or Voldy but that's pretty great cause it's so rare you see him
TheBrickumentarian
mithiwithi
I was thinking "Hagrid is the human" but if anything that's a little too on the nose.
Corruptwarrior
Deathly Hallows part 2. Nagini stays.
MacallanNeat
I would pay bank-breaking amounts for the entire movie series remade shot-for-shot by the Potter Puppet Pals
HighImpactSexualViolence
I mean if you've got the money I'm pretty sure Neil Cicierega is still doing stuff. Probably not too hard to get in touch with him.
severice
Yeah but if your American thats what 8 bucks?
kilobet12
10!
DistractingDanceOff
Whoa money bags over here!
diregamer
I think just keep Alan Rickman
Soufange
Nooooooo! Sam the Eagle would make an amazing Snape!
mrputter
I'm afraid I have some... bad news for you. :-/
koops
Don’t ..... lie ...... to me .... boy!
Kittensmashh
VashTheTyphoon
Alan Rickman needs to play puppet Snape
Apothecarius
Bother bother bother bother bother.
confessionalclown
He can't, and now I'm sad this can never happen T_T
DontLookAtMeInThatToneOfVoicee
Snape. Snape. Severous Snape.
Holzter
Dumbledore!
RayMC
Dumb old door!
KLUSTENATOR
Harry Potta! Harry Potta! - UGH!