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Jackofall
Is Jeff W a Somalier? *sorry all Swedes*
WinsWaldo
The progression of these is great
Disagreer
"Orc flesh and dungeon quests" is my new band name, thanks.
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
iwanttobelieve.xfiles
ohyayitstrey
Guerrilla comedy at its finest.
EverTheLion
Classic Jeff!
LaFlammeD
http://imgur.com/Me4KD5A
RoyRoboTron
Royrobotron says: This post made me laugh and I enjoyed it Pairs nicely with: Upvotes
Silmarilcrown
"More sweeter"? "More sweeter"!? WTF OP
Carrow
NO @sarah I WILL NOT STEP INTO YOUR OFFICE
thekeeb
One of these is not wine. But that's none of my business.
airandfingers
Which one?
thekeeb
The one that says Champagne. #5
airandfingers
Champagne is a sparkling wine produced from grapes grown in the Champagne region of France, fermented again in the bottle to carbonate it.
rollingKansas
Is this Total Wine & More in River Edge, NJ?
BrianWeldon
Bought this for some teens in the parking lot, they seemed to like it. -Pairs well with: doing 7-10 in the State Penn
constamoz
Why is red meat suggested for the white wine?
KidneyBeene
This irked me
Moonadon
This is wildly inappropriate and I love it. More please. Lets make an outernet game
thegreyclay
Everything is all hilarious and such, but that New Jersey white wine with red meat? We're not savages, man!
craigersmagoo
Jeff Winger?
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
I see Ken M. changed his name.
farwall
Jeff Wysaski, of Pleated Jeans http://www.pleated-jeans.com/
The8obman
Jeff W. says: This is just grape drink. Pairs nicely with: More grape drink.
MentallyChill
Jeff W. Says. Fits nicely up own ass. Would recommend with lots of lube
TheresAlwaysTimeForLubricant
My lube senses were tingling, came as fast as I could.
MarzEz
Phrasing!
TheresAlwaysTimeForLubricant
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
poet4nothing
Or no lube at all, Jeff is an "everything's a dido if you're brave enough" kind of guy
Dropitlikeitswhat
The source is a project called "Obvious Plant", run by Pleated jeans.com
seasonsgreetings
Well that escalated quickly
Thujalvi
I trust you were hired soon after?
PabstBRRRS
As a manager of a liquor store, I absolutely love this
BasedNorseman
Were you by any chance drunk when you did this? Either way, I'm sold on the Rutherford Hill! I'm revenging drunk tonight, with style!
stevetehpirate
The Seghesio is pretty tasty stuff, I find the Rutherford Hill a bit to tannic... distracts from the natural fruit and the blood lust.
lolbtw
Hah as if mere wine could diminish my blood lust
stevetehpirate
Distracts. Not diminishes. As in "Hmmm, interesting mouth-feel... OH! RIGHT! MURDER!"
lolbtw
Ahhhh okay. Hmm well I suppose that mouth feel may be worth a bit of distraction
stevetehpirate
Nothing is quite the same as a pure unadulterated blood orgy!
EClaire1073
The only people that think NJ is a bad state is people that have never been there. Sure, it has its bad towns, but what state doesn't?
castleinthewind
People who think NJ is a bad state don't realize that Snooki, JWOWWW, the Situation, and a couple of other Jersey Shorians are from NY.
EClaire1073
And that it's called Jersey Shore because that's where it's filmed, not because that's where the people are from.
AverageEverything
Are you Jeff winger?
mrushu
well he did a wine testing class
WhoseDevelopmentIsArrestedAnyway
Jeff seems like a guy I want to know.
UCFjeff
Ohh helllooooo
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
I think he's found over at pleated-jeans.com so get to work! He will be your friend for low monthly installments.
teamofemus20
As someone who follows pleatedjeans on tumblr, I feel it is my duty to promptly call you out.
shank
Pleated Jeans' real name is Jeff Wysaski. Technically OP cited his source.
guichequiche
ChardonAYYY LMAO
SDK1
I don't like white wine... for me it's ChardoNAYYYYY!
TheBeardOfTruth
ChardonYAYYY? MerYEAH!
kaos9
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oqoq8VP-TBI/hqdefault.jpg
therealcoolhand
*ChardonYAYYY
bronzewolf
Ayyy lmao
ImGeneCreemers
http://imgur.com/qV4ZzOT
TyrionLannisterTheImp
I really, really don't get this meme.
ImGeneCreemers
It is just what aliens say, according to my knowledge picked up from surfing the r/4chan subreddit on imgur mobile.
01111001
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1405/26/1405268892831.png
longoriaisaiah
Ayyyyyy lmao
ChaosLierLen637
@Sarah pls
thesplashingblumpkins
ABC. It's all about the merlot
guichequiche
That username tho
thesplashingblumpkins
Nothing better than listening to the pumpkins, getting dick sucked and taking a dump
TheFeralCat
As a non wine drinker currently dating a wine drinker, I would love if I had these recommendations to go off of when purchasing
ponycrap
As somebody who manages a wine shop this is how I sell the wine I like to my friends!
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
As a fellow non-wine drinker, it all seems to just taste like piss and yeast :/. Except Hannukah wine, which is really sweet :D.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
#2 A white wine with red meat... Don't do that !
Harvestkitten
Bday gift idea~cut the bottle of his/her favorite wine and make it into a candle (all you need is a glass etcher + wax + sand paper)
tiramigiu
better birthday gift idea, buy the person another bottle of their favourite wine instead. All you need is money and a shop.
DevonGronka
Manischevitz: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif I were a rich man dabbadeebba dooba bidybidybidybum Alllllllll day long I'd biddy biddy bum...
A911owner
Don't go by price; I've had terrible bottles of $60 wine and amazing bottles of $6 wine. Find something popular, that's your best bet.
Leithoa
I like to play a game w/ wine on 'sale' " Is this a $15 bottle marked down to $11 or $11 bottle jacked up to $15"
dani7213
Download the app vivino.. You just scan the labels and it gives you a rating of the vine
thasel
Replying for future use.
widowmaker110
Just found this and you sir, are a god
redrovered
"A rating of the vine" made me project Count Dracula's accent onto you
redfactor4
For me: wine rating app
SirScarface69
Note: Wine app
Wiredgen
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