Tactical Grandma Action
Banana
I need scissors. 61
For my turn I cast...
Optical illusion cat
Grillfriend
Natural behavior documented in captivity
Went to dry my hands and had to do a double-take...
U wan goat?
Ballsy design
The Machines...
gud kats
These gummy worms didn't taste reich
How many lucks is this?
Shame on you with your dirty mind! What were you expecting?
Zombies can have pets
"Where's my money?!"
How to get people to use the stairs.
¿Qué?
What kind of sick person does this?
Alas, poor Batman! I knew him, Horatio...
Oh, what a glorious day!
Sometimes SEXY takes the backseat while WARM grabs the wheel...
MEETING ADJOURNED
It's...Okay
My cat had surgery recently.
Put peanut butter on a banana for great hairstyle ideas.
Just a sleepy lil' birdy
I think my cat is adorably broken
Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes...
TFW you're describing a song to a friend and they say "I don't know it. Could you sing it for me?"
Don't tell me what to dooOOOOOOOOOoooooᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅
TIL never turn a Beanie Baby inside out
"Get out of your comfort zone," they said.
I heard a noise coming from the closet...
Sing it. Say it. Let it sink into your head.
If you got pizza at DragonCon, there's a chance I made/delivered it from our on site pizza kitchen
goats
Sick reference, bro
Merry Christmas!
Careful with that emoji, sir...