I don't need to see self-obsessed attractive people get the attention they don't deserve
So I get home from seeing the family and this box was inside my door.. I don't remember drunk buying anyth-OH SHIT I'S SECRET SANTA TIME
So I am stuck at work and I just heard my dad died... I could use some positivity sent my way. Just like... not cats.. I don't like cats
I have not related more in the last one minutes to a comic than now
It's my 4th cake day! Let me present to you the only cat related thing that I have upvoted on here
Happy birthday to me?
But at least I am down 30+ lbs...
I googled "Most Canadian thing ever" and this popped up
When I am eating dinner and my friend asks if I want the rest of their food
Lance Stephenson being Lance Stephenson
I don't remember ordering anythi-HOLY CRAP MY SANTA DELIVERED
MRW I made a puffin post that actually made it to the fron page, and my inbox is bursting with people telling me to kill myself
Four more cool facts about Overwatch
Zookeeper used Pokemon Go! It's Super Effective!
Imgur regarding selfies today at 11:59 pm. And then the clock changes...
AND IT'S A THRILLER!
Living in a big city everyone seems to be doing their own thing
It's my birthday, and I am drunk. So upvotes for everyone!
Me going through all the selfies today
A day in the life of ...-
My friends downloaded Tinder on my phone and then matched me with one of my former students
YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW A A RON
Feeling stressed out? Match your breath to this
MRW watching The Lion King, but my nephew wants me to sing along
Massassin's Creffect
MRW I just made myself watch seasons 5-8 of Dexter.
I'm probably using the wrong meme, but I kind of don't care
Suicide Squad Posters
Instead of being bitter that it is Monday, here's C+H dancing to cheer you up
I finally get to get this off of my chest (see username)
I know I am a mandated reporter but still
Here's an upvote gif for you filthy animals.
Canada has stuffed a Reese's PB Cup in a burger. That's it. Game over. Everyone else is trying for second place
Take this ya filthy animals
And your Darwin award of the day goes to...
MRW getting home after realizing I could have gotten laid and I walked away from the chance
I got a job offer today. And then I looked at the date
Usersub at 11:59 pm on Xmas, and then the clock changes
You fuckers will like these. Or you won't. I'm no doctor
HNNNNNNNNGGGG
Me going through all the selfies today
So I logged onto imgur for the first time today...
I just got an AOL CD in the mail
Screw you Imgur Valentines exchange
What the damn hell, I didn't order anything recently. Wait a minute... COULD THIS BE...
It has been my birthday all day and no one has pmed me pictures of boobs
MB(eckett)TA - Public Transportation in Boston with Beckett quotes
And you will. In our hearts and minds
This sumbitch straight up Hadukened that other sumbitch before he beat the shit out of him
Yoink.
Mighty Morphin Apocalypse
MRW someone replies to a comment I made two years ago
That's okay, I didn't already hate myself anyways
Tales from a former inner city teacher
Since we're sharing work stories, here some from a former inner-city teacher teacher