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520160 pts · February 3, 2013


I'm a 90's kid and I teach. When I don't teach I am on here, or watching Doctor Who, Sherlock, Mythbusters, Firefly, or Power Rangers. I will always upvote 90's TV and Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't need to see self-obsessed attractive people get the attention they don't deserve

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So I get home from seeing the family and this box was inside my door.. I don't remember drunk buying anyth-OH SHIT I'S SECRET SANTA TIME

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So I am stuck at work and I just heard my dad died... I could use some positivity sent my way.  Just like... not cats.. I don't like cats

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I have not related more in the last one minutes to a comic than now

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It's my 4th cake day!  Let me present to you the only cat related thing that I have upvoted on here

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Happy birthday to me?

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But at least I am down 30+ lbs...

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I googled "Most Canadian thing ever" and this popped up

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When I am eating dinner and my friend asks if I want the rest of their food

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Lance Stephenson being Lance Stephenson

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Views 640

I don't remember ordering anythi-HOLY CRAP MY SANTA DELIVERED

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MRW I made a puffin post that actually made it to the fron page, and my inbox is bursting with people telling me to kill myself

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Four more cool facts about Overwatch

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Views 28053

Zookeeper used Pokemon Go!  It's Super Effective!

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Imgur regarding selfies today at 11:59 pm.  And then the clock changes...

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AND IT'S A THRILLER!

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Living in a big city everyone seems to be doing their own thing

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It's my birthday, and I am drunk. So upvotes for everyone!

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Me going through all the selfies today

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A day in the life of ...-

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My friends downloaded Tinder on my phone and then matched me with one of my former students

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YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW A A RON

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Feeling stressed out? Match your breath to this

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MRW watching The Lion King, but my nephew wants me to sing along

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Massassin's Creffect

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MRW I just made myself watch seasons 5-8 of Dexter.

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I'm probably using the wrong meme, but I kind of don't care

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Suicide Squad Posters

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Instead of being bitter that it is Monday, here's C+H dancing to cheer you up

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I finally get to get this off of my chest (see username)

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I know I am a mandated reporter but still

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Here's an upvote gif for you filthy animals.

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Canada has stuffed a Reese's PB Cup in a burger. That's it. Game over. Everyone else is trying for second place

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Views 87

Take this ya filthy animals

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And your Darwin award of the day goes to...

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MRW getting home after realizing I could have gotten laid and I walked away from the chance

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I got a job offer today. And then I looked at the date

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Usersub at 11:59 pm on Xmas, and then the clock changes

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Views 24310

You fuckers will like these. Or you won't. I'm no doctor

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HNNNNNNNNGGGG

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Me going through all the selfies today

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So I logged onto imgur for the first time today...

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I just got an AOL CD in the mail

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Screw you Imgur Valentines exchange

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Views 272

What the damn hell, I didn't order anything recently. Wait a minute... COULD THIS BE...

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It has been my birthday all day and no one has pmed me pictures of boobs

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MB(eckett)TA - Public Transportation in Boston with Beckett quotes

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And you will. In our hearts and minds

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This sumbitch straight up Hadukened that other sumbitch before he beat the shit out of him

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Yoink.

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Mighty Morphin Apocalypse

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MRW someone replies to a comment I made two years ago

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That's okay, I didn't already hate myself anyways

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Tales from a former inner city teacher

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Since we're sharing work stories, here some from a former inner-city teacher teacher

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