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Tumblr versus Bukowski.
Jun 4, 2016 10:07 AM
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KalvinKoolfridge
Artfucker1996, son of Virginia and Harryfucker1996
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parkanov
agreed, artfucker1996
PileOfWalthers
Bukowski is the original iam12andthisdeep edgelord.
somebodyinsignificant
This is exactly why I believe we shouldn't wear clothes when it rains.
JohnKnott
Secretly a Jaden Smith quote
funkysloth
tiegland
Everytime I've seen this I didn't read that it was an actual Bukowski quote. I just thought the second person was using Bukowski as an...
tiegland
Insult for a person being a shit philosopher. Now it's not as funny.
LearnedCoward
Bukowski still wins. I don't care.
metalyx214
"A brave man doesn't fear the feel of nature upon his face." "And a wise man knows when to get out of the rain!"
itscolor
Right, but Bukowski wasn't talking about water.
BrockenSpectre
It's apparently a metaphor for something along the lines of being able to cope with large amounts of bad but freaking out over small issues.
unclefishbits
Well done well said.
hepburn1
Well doesn't that just come down to the logic that there is a time and place for everything?
DankS0uls
"Red! There is a time and place for everything! But not now."
unclefishbits
Bukowski was a great lecher. That's not necessarily an insult. It's more complex than that.
Lynexia
To be fair it's not wrong
squintingtarantino
"If everybody dropped out of school, society would be more intelligent." -Jaden Smith
HEIS3NBERG
I had a bath once, it felt as if I was being cooked
TheDrunkChicken
Still, the way people lose their shit when it rains always amazes me. It's literally just water.
donttouchtheserver
I hope you step in a puddle with your socks.
JollyJokzr
Therefore we conclude that people may or may not like getting wet depending on circumstances.
RelaxStack
Hey!.. Hey... HEY ARTFUCKER!!!
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Do you require assistance?
AlphaNate
artfucker1996 for president
Brodt
He'll build a wall around all the shitty art.
sprocketstodockets
Probably too young at 20 years old... and that he/she fucks art
GoogleFucker
I second this
umpbumpfizz
I third. The motion moves to the floor. All in favor?
reff42
This comment counts the nays
reff42
This comment counts the ayes
beardsandbeers
The context of the rest of the poem makes it obvious Bukowski wasn't being literal, ya dumb fucks.
TangledMess
Bukowski loved the hate and heckles anyway, he's smiling in his grave
NotWelcomehere
Who doesn't love a little hate, means you're doing better than they'd like most times.
LadyStarDust1847
Seriously. All of imgur is suddenly smarter than Bukowski.
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UselessEngine
How much do you owe your pets?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
His house is their's already.
gjones5252
What happened in 96 that made him hate art some much?
nugenki
It's not that he hates it so much as he loves it so much : /
FromDenmarkWithHate
He was born.
Bitterbal
fucking art can also be seen as the ultimate physical expression of love for art.
zigbigidorlu
Like this (not appropriate for the workplace): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFZOIv5sS0
Blat1982
Tupac got shot in Vegas. On the strip.
nnugles
It was an awkward, experimental phase n his life
superben
What didn't happen in '96, man
artbyiain
YeOldeFriskyDingo
I also hate art some much
KierCalhen
based on experience any time someone has a year in their name it's their birth year. And most of the time those are the worst idiot posters.
brickonator
I was about to post "but this person doesn't sound like they're 10 years old" and then it hit me how long ago 1996 was.
sergeanttarkus
He got rejected from art school
LearnedCoward
So Hitler would have been @artfucker1920
danzigsam
He doesn't necessarily HATE it. He just wants to fuck it.
LilaQ
Came to leave this comment
zigbigidorlu
He wants to turn the Mona Lisa into the Moaning Lisa.
SeeDisNameIMadeDisName
5/7