Perfect. Always bothers me. Frank would HATE these guys.
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My bodybuilder wife did my macros, and I realize I've a minor eating disorder for a 6'6", 235lb dude and need to be eating 1,200 - 2,300 *MORE* calories a day. 230 grams of protein? COME ON.
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This "Corporate Retreat" that is Jury Duty Season 2 is so ridiculously funny. I work in hotels, this ain't no ad. That they just redefined the words "gray area" FOREVER.
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Abuela in the back.
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He looks like a dog.
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Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Tobias Funke's card.
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Oh. Pardon! I thought Trump staged an assassination attempt on his life that killed two people for the photo op, but turns out he just has creams we don't have access to. This is the most angry I get about the media not even *trying*. Ears don't grow back
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This won't mean much to some of you, but the US 30-year fixed rate mortgage averages 6.38% now. Highest in a bit.
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Every single person in the administration is exactly the wrong person for a real government, but it's because they are all evil crooks.
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LAUGHTER IS LAUGHING. Man... cats. You love this kooky thing. =)
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It is so weird that Q-Anon was a projected hallucination deliberately created by Epstein / MAGA people to divert from reality, and they had one of these for Mike Pence, but it should be for the elite class that rigged reality.
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Credit Twonks for nailing it. Although it does sound like the Iranian war is shutting down Rosie. Which is a sentence that people will need to diagram in the future.
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Fresh day old memes twofer dumper.
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The best of the Hormuz solution memes.
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This guy ruins everything
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Me IRL
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Since the '70s billionaire elites have been constructing a takeover of reality and they accomplished it.
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I had to update this.
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I am wondering how much is senility fog vs deliberate lying for market manipulation.
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That outrage won't manufacture itself. We don't even *live* in a reality that isn't fully manufactured.
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Pro life, amirite?
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Whoever did Nutty Putty Hormuz is wildin' out.
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20% of the top earners are doing 80% of consumption, which is why the economy looks better than it feels for 80% of us. The stock market is not the economy, and this trick is AWESOME!
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The absolutely wild tone-deafness and lack of self-awareness is bolstered by cognitive dissonance, selective perception, and confirmation bias.
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Me, after my emotionally distant husband writes a play about our dog that passed away.
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I'm pretty sure this guy is messing around with his oven
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It is so WILD the people tricked into voting for Trump because they believed Kamala would send them to war? They're the ones doing this. LOL His "people" have got to be SO furious.
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You get a cyberpunk dystopia, and YOU get a cyberpunk dystopia, AND YOU GET A CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA.
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Every play a grift, it's unreal journalism seems over and it's just people reporting words with zero context or any frame of reference, that Trump repeatedly lies and shouldn't be trusted.
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Once you get over the complexity of the duality of existence, it gets sort of fun.
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It's wild how they have said Iran is 2 weeks away for 50 years. But another life for another war, par for the course. What a colossal failure.
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Who saw that coming? [wink wink nudge nudge]
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"I wish I could play little league now. I'd kick some f**king ass. I'd be way better than before." - Mitch Hedberg
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I assume any dumbass relative that still supports him isn't up for a conversation, right?
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When you have accepted your own death in the midst of life, it means that you've let go of yourself, and you are therefore free. - Alan Watts
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Crazy times.
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Biden's Presidency was SO DOPE. Man, I miss him.
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These people are lemmings. Dumber than freedom fries. I hope the cult serves kool-aid. All of a sudden disliking a place like Canada is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
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King George psychopathic rantings
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"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" - You know, canonically, if Ogres know what a menu is, I guess they've dined at restaurants?
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Can we start LNI early?
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The first dog I ever rescued was in the year 2000. He was born March 14th. We finalized a foster adoption today, 2026, March 14th. Also, I never pass up sharing this meme.
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We live in a fake reality filled with mass illusion. How we let this happen is incomprehensible. The way we delude ourselves is egregious.
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You get what you pay for. Womp Womp, Sad Trombone, but it *IS* mystifying. WHY WOULD KAMALA SEND US TO WAR???
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Other than Nathan Fielder, if I said Joe Pera, Connor O'Malley, Tim Robinson, who are some other people you like?
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This is good.
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People who hate AI are probably going to love this one. This is absolutely insane. While. This is Google Gemini by the way. I asked tonight at 8:17 p.m. PST lol wow
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MFW I am literally one of the most unbelievable badasses on earth.
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That this is a real sentence is always on my mind: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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Powerful meme. What a tragedy.
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This dude is a pedophile criminal idiot sundowning, crashing out. Now he's saying like 4 psycho contradicting things in single sentences, & for-profit billionaire media is still sanewashing and crafting narratives... but when does it all fall apart?
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