Sweet cheese and crackers...looks like meat WAS back on the menu, boys.

Mar 5, 2026 1:23 AM

Lassannn

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I hulked what's known as the FUCK out in the gym, and the grocery store where I work runs a different cut of steak on sale each week. We're actually kicking walmart's ass. Last week it was prime rib. This week is t-bones. I got a 1.4 lb waiting for tomorrow night.

I was gonna eat some eggs with it, but fuck me, I cannot eat anything else for the night. Just some red wine before bed. I'll have eggs in the morning.

RIP, Norm.

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3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Easy there Burt Gummer.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for kicking Walmart's ass.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that could be true but I'll have to try this and decide for myself

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excessive? That's a good starter. Add those eggs next time!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a chunk go cheese! Cammembert sounds good ;d

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds delicious.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe try some veggies instead of more protein?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your bloodline is weak and will not survive the Long Winter.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

out of curiosity, why the red wine?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gout doesn't just *happen*. You need to work the odds.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe just terminology, but 1.61 lbs sounds like a ribeye rather than the whole prime rib.

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You... BASTARD!!!

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rare > medium rare

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each to their own

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With a 1.61 lbs steak you start to risk the interior of rare being raw.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tempt ME with a good blue steak!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well fuck you Lassannn.

3 weeks ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Oh for fucks sake, he’s back?!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only appropriate response.

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Do you tell people in your life about your internet fame? Also if so do you explain the fuck you Lassannn.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1.4 lb ≈ .1 stone or 635 grams

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love the Brits acting like measuring weight in stones is less obscure than pounds.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How many pebbles to a stone? How many stones to a boulder?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on the size of the boulder

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