Been 6 days, still haven't found any tp locally, supply running low. Getting ready to order pizza for the free roll.

Mar 22, 2020 12:12 AM

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https://patch.com/north-carolina/mooresville/stolen-tractor-trailer-full-toilet-paper-found-nc

What the driver saw before being overtaken

Oh shit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Is that the measurement we're using for toilet paper now? By weight?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witness me! Uh...no thanks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mad Maxi Pads

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10,000 pounds of toilet paper placed into evidence for future trial.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, shit - THAT'S where it went in NC...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a gag tp roll with trump on it. Hes grimacing and pointing his finger. I wonder if it's worth anything now lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We grab piles of circulars at grocery store to shred for kitty litter. I'm starting to eye that pile to use as TP myself.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found some at the store. 30 pack. There was only 3 packs left. Man i felt so bad getting a pack so big for myself but i was in my last.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do we measure toilet paper in pounds?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That shit is shiny and chrome, my room is dark and my phone is bright! Ride Eternal!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've only found toilet paper in smaller markets like "natural," asian and similar food places. Snagged a four-roll pack yesterday

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend is a truck driver and he told me they have too put the toilet paper in the front, so people don’t break in and steal it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres a bar in my town that announced they will begin beer delivery service and a free TP roll for orders over 50 bucks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whose sloppy ass loaded this trailer? Those tiny pallets should be double stacked in there.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought. TP loads usually cube out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like.........WHY?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They stole the trailer. Probably thought it had something more valuable in it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More valuable than toilet paper? Can such a thing even be possible?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't know where you are located OP but here in southern Washington most of the stores have TP if get there before 7:30am

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw people leaving Lowe's with tp today. Reasonable quantities. I didn't know they stocked tp, tbh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a bidet, all your troubles will be so far away.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Local Lowe’s was cleaned out with hours today (near Raleigh NC)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Costco employee here. If we don't get our extra truck of nothing but TP, we run out of our normal delivery in less than 10 minutes. Limit 1.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Witness me!

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We gonna run out of many others things before TP. Stay at school kids!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They can't, school's closed.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

can confirm. they still make me go though. probably because they pay me to clean it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The onion is officially out of business.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who counts TP by pounds?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

The Weigh Stations along the interstate.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s easier than figuring out the TP roll math

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This would be easy if every roll was exactly 1LB

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dim weight for sure.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Freight shipping counts in pounds, since they need to weigh the trucks load. Units are counted for delivery receipt

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that should've been grams

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truck drivers perhaps.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The British

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I only know freedom units ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, lb's are for body weight. Everything else here is metric.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brexit must be going badly if they're using toilet paper as currency.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bought a pack at the local supermarket. Quantities are back to normal. Someone is going to lose their shirt with all them stored rolls.

6 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 3

The Costco I work at received two pallets of TP Friday night. They were gone in five minutes, at Limit 1 Per Membership.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO RETURNS ALLOWED

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in Utah, everyone flipped SHIT cuz we got corona AND an earthquake.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've been thinking about that. SoCal is so fucking ready and I could just see it happening now.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

By 'ready' I mean super overdue. NOT prepared and it shows.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most store have instituted a no refund/no exception policy on items like toilet paper, and hand sanitizer

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My local store in MI is still hit and miss. I was down to 2 rolls before I got "lucky" with the store brand 2 ply.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At least you are not yet forced to remember what a finger in the ass feels like with the 1 ply terribleness.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or a corncob in your cornhole.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think I would prefer the 1 ply to the ol corncob butt (see what I did there?... maybe that’s just me?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still haven't seen any here (In a Seattle Suburb)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Costco was sold out but I found someone with 2 packs in their cart. Followed them until checkout they said limit 1, so I said I'd take it!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

-insert gif of Jake from Brooklyn 99 saying “smort”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let's hope so

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its not like it goes bad, they'll just not buy any for a couple of years

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in my area, no tp :(

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No nothing in my stores...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. IDK what to do.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Costco is already refusing returns from the idiots who hoarded toilet paper.

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Technically, it's more for sanitary reasons. If these people were infected, we don't want the rolls back onto the shelves.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Still good to hear. Anyone who hoards or tries to profit will get what's coming to them bc toilet paper is a commodity. Warehouses full.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...do we really want *anybody*'s TP back on the shelves? I mean, really?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like that some companies are deciding 'no taksies backsies' is in effect

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Our truckers started doing that first. It's a measure to slow sources of infection.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well they were happy to sell it and take money for it. Not so happy to take back the TP and give back the money.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

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6 years ago (deleted Mar 22, 2020 4:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Finding yourself on the wrong side of an arbitrage play is a bitch. They didn't realize that what you see in the store isn't the supply. /1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

US vendors have maxed just in time inventory chains. Assholes who hoard are just that, assholes. /end

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's not really the reasoning otherwise no one would offer returns. Its to teach a lesson

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its actually because it could come back with covid germs on it and spread the virus.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's also because the quantities people are hoarding literally could not fit back in the store if they all returned it at once.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was talking to a woman in the store yesterday, she said " I hope they store it in their basement and their basement floods" ??

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happened to coworker. In SLC we had an earthquake this past week. Coworker's stored pickles fell, broke. Pickle juice soaked the TP hoard.

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I hope a lot of people realize the consequences that actually holds. It's more than losing the TP....

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like, as in it’s wasted money all around?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mold. Mildew, and the like will grow so much faster. Cleaning soggy TP takes forever and likely a lot will be missed because it got into >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cracks and dark corners.

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