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MRW Trump tweeted this morning that “many lawyers” want to represent him; shortly afterwards it was announced that the new lawyers that were expected to represent him (conspiracy theorist Joe diGenova and his wife) are not joining his team after all
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
I hope all the lawsuits against him pull through, and that he gets impeached. Man's a bigot and a moron.
IndianaJonesNeglectedStudent
Alistairetheblu
ImgursLibertarian
Always upvote swanson.
moon35man2000
Ana5ta51a
They are smart to avoid him
Clairoza
Make our president great again!
Capnrory
or even just not a constant national embarrassment
thereverendbaron
I say we elect a box of 7-8 golden retriever puppies to be the next president.
Rukanth
At this point i would be happy to have a rock elected president.
Scaramucci
I think Fletcher Reede should represent him.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
You can tell a ship is sinking when the rats jump overboard.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
Well usually the water being on the inside of the boat is a good indicator.
ColtonGlenn90
So he made that tweet after gidavannis told him they couldn’t represent him he made that tweet this morning they told him two days ago.
DannyDLC
when they call your bluff but you had already doubled down
BubbaRunski
Wait, he couldn't even get the nutbag to represent him?
cleetdog101
A stable genius he is.
Ana5ta51a
a "very" stable genius
cobracommander08
Fuck that guy and his whole family
tinypixiexoxo
I read somewhere today that Jared Kushner's brother and wife were actually supportive of the March for your Life protests.
cobracommander08
If so then awesome never to late to change. But overall I think there general motivation is less than admirable
tinypixiexoxo
You're probably right.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
You guys remember when the news was boring? That was cool.
ILieForPoints
I didn't even like Obama, but I'm hard pressed to remember any issues I had with him while in office.
SJohnson23
The trouble is because news networks only have one setting (shrill), it’s hard to tell the difference between the two eras.
SJohnson23
“Obama wears a tan suit - is he Presidential enough?” “Trump mocks a disabled reporter - is he Presidential enough?”
Capnrory
Remember when Obama had mustard on a burger?
flyelectro8888
Ok, at this point, what is the expected outcome of this whole farce? 'Cause i honestly have no idea anymore. There's been too many ...
flyelectro8888
... instances where i thought "now he done fucked up", but apparently he does nothing illegal or impeachworthy?!! I wish he pissed of the...
flyelectro8888
... Russians: at least they assasinate from time to time.
MusicForEarthworms
MRW when Trump realizes Mueller is closing in on him & he is absolutely fuuuuucked.
tinypixiexoxo
https://media.giphy.com/media/ygqMjv2x8KSxW/giphy.gif
dandyc08
I would love it if something happened to him for all the shit he's done, but I'm skeptical that he'll ever pay the price.
MusicForEarthworms
Mueller doesn't fuck around. There's still hope. Justice? Probably not.. but he'll be punished.
dandyc08
Here's hoping then! ????
chamilitary
Theyre all afraid he wont pay them when its done, he has a habbit of not paying his lawyers, contractors, banks..basically anyone
OmnibusLatinName
He won't, we will though.
questionableotp
And. If you breach the ethical standards that govern attorneys you lose your license. Knowing misrepresentation will fuck you.
questionableotp
Haha you guys are hilarious. Knowing misrepresentation is an awesome porn name, didn't realize it at the time but yes you are correct.
theonetruezuul
Well he does pay porn stars.
chamilitary
Thought his lawyer paid the porn stars?
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I've been out of the loop. Is he being impeached or is there something else he needs a lawyer for?
LavaAxe
Well he might be but a lawyer might save him from that.
Mec26
Russia investigation, Stormy Daniels thing, several lawsuits to his company, emoluments lawsuits...
tinypixiexoxo
I think there may be more but I've lost count at this point
caramelballoffur
Nah, it is still the same collusion with Russia thing, but he has the right to defend against any allegations so the lawyer is for that.
shankill
He and Lionel Hutz would be a great match!
knifiespoonie
Since most of my clients end up losing their homes this was a natural move for me!
Jonnymarre
Just like he has “many friends.”
tinypixiexoxo
"all the best people"
Thesavagehamster
“Very stable genius”
Gheebun
teslaNikol4
"Oh yeah, well at least I know where Aleppo is!"
danishjuggler21
tinypixiexoxo
Andalite
Wasn't this from an interview a couple of months ago?
Gheebun
Yup, Roy Moore's spokesman when he learned it was not the law that an elected official had to be sworn in on the Christian bible
chamilitary
But thats what he did when he was sworn in. So it cant be true. Can it?
Andalite
Fucking awesome. I need to watch that again
IamNICE124
It’s a fucking classic.
Notme68
Is absolutely everyone forgetting that Pence becomes president of Trump leaves?
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Pence would be better for all in comparison to Trump. Worse for us gays, but we'll take that bullet for the time being.
Notme68
And women
justsome
IWentToImgurAndAllIGotWasThisShittyUsername
I commend you
DrSharkbite
Ringshadow
Why does this remind me of Sean Hannity?!
KentuckyFriedChildren
They are one and the same
Duendes
Add a moustache and he's Mario
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
https://imgur.com/dve5S41
tinypixiexoxo
ProfessorSnugglesworth
I love it. I want more.
thedarkcanuck
Well that's haunting
Keairan
If I were a lawyer and lacked a conscience, I'd defend him. I'd also insist on 75% of my fee up front.
Xalaqia
100% for me. No leeway. Don't do one minute of work until the cash in hand, or cheque has cleared.
gewalt
he doesnt have that kind of cash tho. he has very little cash, his "wealth" is almost all in real estate holdings that have debt on them
NarfButterslut
75% would be all you’d ever get.
Keairan
Then I'd do better than most people who do work for the bastard.
azgrak
Most of the worlds biggest law firms have represented him at some point. He doesn't pay them so they've in turn had to sue him.
SecondSince
Pissing off law firms seems like a bad idea to me.
SumiraBee
Sarah Palin never paid her attourneys for representing her at her Trooper Gate case.
swoledaddy
Dya listen to The Dollop?
rspqj
What is that?
swoledaddy
Hilarious podcast. Look that shit up
Ringshadow
He never pays anyone. He's been sued thousands of times.
Stuey1221
That’s why Steve Wynn won’t let him build a casino in Vegas. There’s basically the trump hotel and disused waste land
Ringshadow
Well that and the last time Trump had casinos he laundered money through them.
Stuey1221
Well I didn’t know that part. Only what I was told on a trip I took in Vegas. Trump is a bit of a knob isn’t he.
Ringshadow
https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/politics/trump-taj-mahal/index.html Oh yes.
NarfButterslut
The whole reason he’s “rich” is because he never pays for what he receives unless he is forced. What a great businessman and deal maker.
coolkidwestern
If it’s so easy why doesn’t everyone do it? Never underestimate your enemy
ssyoda2
And licenses his name out. But mainly what you say
ILikePizzaWithPineapple
Corrupt piece of shit scamming the people as the face for the US. How exactly does this not fit? Fucking warmonger country
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
How about you eat a bowl of herpes, evildoer.
PipMcDicstamp
People keep defending him saying we shouldn’t want to see our president fail but ya know, he’s making it pretty damn hard to not.
IndyAndyJones
I don't want to see the ground accelerating at 9.8 m/s/s when I fall out of plane without a parachute, but it's still going to happen.
qixx23
And yet hes done better than so many presidents before him. Social media is so full of whiners ya cant see whats really happening!
Thunderbeargamer
I agree, social media IS full of whiners who choose not to see what's really happening. The ones who won't admit he's garbage.
qixx23
And im sure they spend 80 hrs a week educating themselves on what hes doing, lol
DVSBSTrD
Failing is basically all he does. I wish he'd fail at that.
WardSharlow
For so long, though, he's been failing upward.
KharnApproves
I personally want him to be the best president of all time, but he simply isn’t capable of that. Trump is an absolute moron.
Maldraek
He needs to fail and get out of the way so we can all get on with our lives.
thegreatdarthmoose
My thinking is, he's going to fuck everything up sooner or later, so let it be sooner so people vote him out before he really fucks up.
SnugglesaurusRex
I think people voted for him to fuck stuff up, to ruin lives, to do harm.
Cthulhuchooseyou
I once heard a guy say he "voted for Trump, to be a wrecking ball to Washington". Wrecking balls don't build though, only destroy.
SnugglesaurusRex
I get the rage. My rent is staggering. My wages are flat. My healthcare is god-awful expensive. But there are people that want to fix things
Cthulhuchooseyou
I fully understand, as both options were bad choices. Anyone who did any research on him though, could see he lied and conned for decades.
epicfartchugger
On the flip side.. idk if I want Pence as our prez.
SederHishtalshelus
It's a smokescreen for something else I'm sure
SugarTitillates
If he fails we get pence so we really don't want him to fail.
j0hnan0n
We should want our President to be just. If he fails while being unjust, then justice will have been served nonetheless.
Doofer20
i dont want trump to fail because Penace honestly seems like an awful person and wouldnt do anything to draw this attention.
Traja01
It's not about what we want to see. It's about what we do see.
BSemisch
I don't want to see the president fail, I want to see him held accountable for his actions - which is something everyone should agree with.
itsybitsyspider
I know people who still defend him period. They think he's being "persecuted for bringing morals back into this country"
Sintobus
That is some BS considering there are always people wanting to see someone fail... Especially a big figure head like the president...
SnugglesaurusRex
I want to see the president fail when his goals are bad for the country and world. Everything Trump wants to do hurts people.
Meloncov
I don't want Trump to fail at running the country. I do want him to fail at evading justice.
khora
As if it matters what we or anyone else says.
vitfall
Fuck that. The country is an ideal, the president is a public servant, and failure is inevitable when you have someone that incompetent.
bingbaddaboom2000
You fucking idiot. Trump is blatantly successful on the Republican agenda. Moron. He’s appropriately failing on the lefts agenda.
bluechipmunk
To these people, I say: "Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it."
ShiningDawn
The thing is, his VP is so much worse. It hardly seems possible, but when someone gives mixed signals about gay conversion therapy . . . . .
Renvea
Representing Indiana residents... We're so sorry... We did want to get rid of Pence.... But not like this.... Not like this... *cries*
ShiningDawn
It's all right. It's going to be okay. We've got midterms soon.
HeywouldJablowme
I want to see Trump fail. I want to see Trump take the perp walk.
KentuckyFriedChildren
He could shoot someone in the fucking face and the spineless GOP Congress majority wouldn’t impeach him. Even if he’s indicted by Muller 1/2
KentuckyFriedChildren
I’m afraid nothing will happen :-/ 2/2
BubbaRunski
Look it's not that I want our president to fail, I just want him to not be the president...
MusicForEarthworms
BubbaRunski
I wish him the best selling steaks and making reality shows no one watches.
Rukanth
Amen
mylastusernamewasmylastname
I don't, I want him locked up, where he has no communication with the outside world.
WardSharlow
If there's a just god, that whole cabinet will one day have their Shkreli moment, crying their eyes out during sentencing.
Jusmar
I don't know if we really want Pence as president. Sure he's not unstable and idiotic but his ideals are... horrifying.
WardSharlow
Pence goes down with Trump. We're looking at President Ryan. Which is great if you think anarchy is a political system.
Notme68
Does he, though?
vanishinggirl
That's why we need the house to change majorities this November!
isitmyturn
(Non-American here) Sorry, who?
HavokRH
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_line_of_succession
Cyranojoe
He means Paul Ryan, next in succession after the VP. But Pence isn't as dirty as Trump. He's evil, but not going away.
WardSharlow
The Captain can't be this dishonest without the first mate turning a blind eye to it.
MadHakon
I want to see Trump as president fail so it kills off that particular branch of conservative politics
illegalacorn
they'll come back dumber and stronger like sarah palin to now
KentuckyFriedChildren
By golly they can see Russia from their window, and they like it!
SnugglesaurusRex
He has an 89% approval rating among Republicans. He was right when he said he could shoot someone, and not lose a voter.
MadHakon
Can you site that statistic?
SnugglesaurusRex
Sure! http://news.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx
MadHakon
Thank you
KentuckyFriedChildren
89%??!??! How fucking stupid can people get? Don’t answer that question, please. Shudder.
SnugglesaurusRex
It was at a high of %90. Now, looking at Gallup it's down to %82. Republicans have lost the moral argument, that's for sure.
ArtOzz
People confuse president with Trump. We dont want a failing president. We want a great one. But Trump isnt capable of it.
SirBillington
I mean, if you're guaranteed to fuck it up, we might as well get a goddamned show
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Uhhh No.
tunaexecutiononatoastedbun
We have one. Shot in agonizing real time, yet still somehow chaotically fast moving
lookingOknaked
To me,as a non American, your shitshow has been the best entertainment program I have seen in a long time.
Thalarctos
Dammit.
ThanosCopter
The mushroom clouds will be a great show
koopaya
Yep. He literally refuses to read the briefs given to him, learn anything about his job, or listen to experts. He's tried to fail. & he has.
gleely
SAD
ThatTransformersDude
He's the classic every boss that just expects his wil to be done and period without learning much about why and hows.
Comet260
So he's this guy? https://curiouscat.com/images/pointy-haired-boss.jpg
thegarlicawakens
That would be insulting to the PHB.
ILikeFastInternetAndCoffee
It's almost as if he's trying to ruin the Federal Government.... Like he was put into that position to do exactly what hes doing.... Nahhhh
iateabagel
By Putin his foot in his mouth.
AddictiveTendancies
Everything trump tweets is the exact opposite of what actual reality is...
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
He's clearly a creature donning a human skin who escaped from the upside-down.
toxcrusadr
Maybe he downloaded the wrong app, is there like an Alt-Twitter app that does that:
hatefakenews
remember when he tweeted that he was going to win the presidency of the us? BBBOOOMMMM! You're fucking out! MAGA! FU!
hatefakenews
Rukanth
Get a textbook and look up "projection" and "scapegoats" out in Psychology and you won't be surprised to see him shoot where you expect it
WhatzitTooya
He's tweeting when he wants to present the facts how he wants them to be.
ProfessorDumbass
efefnoc
ArtOzz
I SAID THAT. I SAID, if you want the truth of it, turn what he says backwards, black is white, up is down, and thats the truth, I SAID IT.
UnapolageticallyMe
Trump is using Doublethink half of the time. 2 + 2 = 5 and such
savemebabyjebus
so you have a bizzaro president
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
Sad
PygmyPainting
The truth is efefvoc
fe1od1or
I bet that's the cypher to turn his gibberish into actual speech
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
because as long as he keeps the public occupied with his twitter feed they won't pay attention to what he is actually doing...
Trelis
Just read what bad things he claims others are doing, likely that is exactly what he himself is doing.
gewalt
hes not playing the long con. HE HIMSELF is not paying attention to what hes doing, cause hes distracted by his own twitter feed.
Smajdalf
So what is he actually doing? I thought like you, but around month 2 of his presidency it dawned on me: He is really this stupid.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
except all the things that have been accomplished under his presidency that were only blips on the radar before it went back to twitter
Shamorza
Totally, like that one time he twitted about the size of his junk.
HairyPicklePuller
What?
DetectiveSloth
Innuendos were made about hands and the size of his junk. It was implied. Ted Cruz made a public apology over causing the banter.
DetectiveSloth
Maybe it was Rubio, either way.