2063 pts · July 27, 2018
Dogs, cats, zombies..... but minty fresh.
Butt why?
Happy birthday!!! May today be the spark that ignites the light of life!
Obviously I was meant for someone from Resident Evil. Tried twice and landed on Jill Valentine and Ada Wong. BA either way.
The cat took my tongue, so I stole his eyes.
Sending a virtual hug. This too shall pass, but the journey to get there may not be easy.
Yes, but how about more mentally?
That's at SeaWorld Discovery Cove. You can swim with fish on the Saltwater side and a lot of other cool things.
I read that as "constant condom" Like you'd wear it 24/7 just in case STDs might sneak attack you.
The machine just pees all over my lens!? I wear them on my face 😨
stahp... (Please continue)
#2 because it's better than bacon
My condolences on your loss. Sending you a virtual hug. I lost my dad this year on Valentine's day.
Offering my deepest condolences. I'm sure he was the best doggo.
There is a McDonald's in Orlando Florida that sells pizza and spaghetti.
Like a rock. Literally. It doesn't go no more.
Keep up the awesome work!
What about complete paralysis instead?
Honestly.... I forgot she existed until this and will be happy when that situation returns.
That's so Raven
TIL about teeth paint. Thanks! Also, keep up the amazing work!
I like motorboating...errr 😅 motorbikes.
*GASP* /s
https://youtu.be/MZTvMYQSl_w?si=huG4s1-JxgUQ55-C
I know, right? 🤷♂️
#10 If brain eating bacteria got into your head, your IQ would increase
+1 and.... Yoink
First off: I'm sorry. Second: halp..... Third: May you all be successful in fighting back the evil.
I went to dry my laundry and found out my dryer's heating element is broken.
I still remember laughing (and the only one in the room) at the Danger Zone safety video. They played the danger zone song every time someone died. https://youtu.be/3gsKhsJxiLA?si=OPStTSapr_n6tGgN
Butt why?
Happy birthday!!! May today be the spark that ignites the light of life!
Obviously I was meant for someone from Resident Evil. Tried twice and landed on Jill Valentine and Ada Wong. BA either way.
The cat took my tongue, so I stole his eyes.
Sending a virtual hug. This too shall pass, but the journey to get there may not be easy.
Yes, but how about more mentally?
That's at SeaWorld Discovery Cove. You can swim with fish on the Saltwater side and a lot of other cool things.
I read that as "constant condom" Like you'd wear it 24/7 just in case STDs might sneak attack you.
The machine just pees all over my lens!? I wear them on my face 😨
stahp... (Please continue)
#2 because it's better than bacon
My condolences on your loss. Sending you a virtual hug. I lost my dad this year on Valentine's day.
Offering my deepest condolences. I'm sure he was the best doggo.
There is a McDonald's in Orlando Florida that sells pizza and spaghetti.
Like a rock. Literally. It doesn't go no more.
Keep up the awesome work!
What about complete paralysis instead?
Honestly.... I forgot she existed until this and will be happy when that situation returns.
That's so Raven
TIL about teeth paint. Thanks! Also, keep up the amazing work!
I like motorboating...errr 😅 motorbikes.
*GASP* /s
https://youtu.be/MZTvMYQSl_w?si=huG4s1-JxgUQ55-C
I know, right? 🤷♂️
#10 If brain eating bacteria got into your head, your IQ would increase
+1 and.... Yoink
First off: I'm sorry. Second: halp..... Third: May you all be successful in fighting back the evil.
I went to dry my laundry and found out my dryer's heating element is broken.
I still remember laughing (and the only one in the room) at the Danger Zone safety video. They played the danger zone song every time someone died. https://youtu.be/3gsKhsJxiLA?si=OPStTSapr_n6tGgN