zscope

17672 pts ยท February 26, 2014


I separate all my foods by texture. I always look both ways before crossing. I enjoy long walks on the beach & Satanic rituals. I was once arrested for eating four whole watermelons. I always brush in the morning, and night, and after fellatio. I one day want to own an ant farm. I only have nightmares. I am a compulsive liar. I lived on the moon for eighty-seven years.

Made me inhale loudly +1

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Bit Nippy, wouldn't you say.

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Lose*

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

you're*

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you're

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

America's next top model

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14

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I choose not to speak of Hell

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a New Jersian, STAY AWAY FROM THE SHORE AND NEWARK!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

"How much makeup?" "Hella."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who gives a crap about math, being charismatic and knowing how to dance? Those are great traits.

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not true, I'm a 20 year old and barely any of the people I went to school with had heard of the Marx brothers.

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And tried to sell them to an Asian restaurant lol

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Ben

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I love shih tzus, but pugs disgust me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ty

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OH MY GOD, SAVE HIM!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thumbs up the arse?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait...what...

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Orion Acaba (Tiberius Stormwind) he still uses that character but in a different campaign.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do people still not know the difference?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Don't you correct him, don't you know it's mean to correct retarded people!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The noncaring imgurian.

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