zolan

25850 pts ยท July 29, 2013


Twisted sense of humor. I visit usersub so you don't have to. You're welcome.

It is where he was conceived.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I are feeling like I'm a been attackeded.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely both....

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait.... is this a real thing?!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even after that. I mean, it is a little big maybe? It isn't unattractive. Stop being so hard on yourself. You look perfectly fine.....

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

summed up as "That guy with the messed up sense of humor." Or "That fun dude." You look fine. I didn't notice your nose before the title./

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

everyone would be like "Oh. I know who you are talking about!" Apparently, I'm the only one that really notices my nose. I'm more /

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I learned this recently. I have a ginormous nose and assumed everyone summed me up like, "You know... the guy with the nose..." and /

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Purrdy.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been away for quite a while. Glad to see this.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So this is a 'The government is lying about covid deaths' post?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What am I looking at here? What is an excess death?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wowza, that was a slap to the yamsacks right out of the blue. Time heals most wounds. Some wounds leave scars so you remember them fondly.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

She was old enough that there was no chance of her fully getting over her trauma but it somehow makes it even better when she is lovey.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man.... The isolation period is rough... We, my wife and I, rescued a cat with trust issues. Previously abused. She is very special. /

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one lucky kitty cat!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd kill for #1 so I could hand a luxurious number two.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You started out strong with #1. Like... that was a bold f-ing choice.. Against my better judgement I stayed and was pleased with your dump.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have no idea who you are but I genuinely feel excited for you and proud of you. Well done stranger!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel ya man.... Boy do I have stories.....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just sayin'... I would have been very interested in all of that and these people seem like super boring prudes.... Stay weird yo!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It wasn't ISP related, but instead there was a custom client installed on the customer's machine that used modems to drop off data.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was glorious. Then we went to PMs. True story. As of 3 years ago, I worked at a company that had a PM with 2 banks in it being used. /

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha. Yeah, our first 'modem rack' was a multiplexer worth a bunch of external modems connected. They were all mounted on the wall. /

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

making of The Room.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I strongly recommend forcing yourself to watch it and then watch a newer movie called 'The Disaster Artist' which is a comedy about the /

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Super late for an explanation. It is a line from 'The Room' which is a cult classic being known as the worst movie ever made. /

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 was so dumb, it made me snort laugh.

3 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2