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1240 pts · October 3, 2016


I _heard_ that 3rd panel.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oktoberfest always _ends_ on the first October weekend.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have been German for 37 yrs and never realized that. Nice.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sophie's Choice

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Almost 4 mins...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IDDQD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Until both of his arms are broken.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehem... do that calculation again, but slowly ;-)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

MOAR DOTS!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Ungoliant killed the trees (together with Melkor) but her daughter was still defeated by the trees’ light.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very true, sadly. We went diving and constantly had to move the trash out of the way :-(

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Obviously. Only in Soviet Russia, cat adopts you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@TinyOctopus #7

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy all the sex!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to be an NVIDIA ad...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I therefore agree with @TrashKween16 Probably not true 3/3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“In particular, a likely genetic exchange with extinct Irish brown bears forms the origin of the modern polar bear matriline.” 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could save your life! When attacked by a shark, turn it on it’s back!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The original sentence "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" was used by the defense at the trial referring to a blood-stained glove.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same. O. J. Simpson trial for those wondering.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Fun fact: Singapore got 'kicked out' of Malaysia in 1965, thus becoming the only modern country gaining independence against its own will.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It was just the perfect comment to OP's situation. Stay awesome and pet your cat(s) for me. Long time since I had one...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you for your service!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is the most comforting comment I‘ve read in a while. Thank you! @ExtraUpvote

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

You should be using Bing for that particular topic, though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know where the door is...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1