zigzagvanwaffles

522 pts ยท July 1, 2015


By that time i wonder if it would even be science fiction.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boner joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little lotion should take care of that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only doing to pay for college.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am i the only one that counted?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about it?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They built a dildo big enough for your mom.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A pack of puppies can devour an entire cat in less than 30 seconds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Let meowt!"- Cat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well thats none of your business.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Crapper? Haven't heard that name i a long time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Help! My paws are cold." - Cat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had it lime, what the fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... I love hobbes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A draco lizard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but, i have zero talent or business skills.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cronenberg Pikachu.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Thanks that helps.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My worst fucking nightmare.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That was Morgan Freeman.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Why would it get aggressive?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hide in your shirt and run

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No they were very kind about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You do not deserve warmth!"

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unless they get distracted by something better.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't #5 and #6 kind of contradict each other?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is exactly what i expected... it was hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0