Depression in a can. Don’t worry it’s at least refrigerated.
How my cat fell asleep
Well that explains why my life is a mess
What’s wrong with this goose
What if bread was never sliced
Just fail me already please.
I made an alcohol and candy bouquet for my bf’s 30th bday!
Has science gone too far?
I have 952 memes saved onto my phone.
Political humor at its finest
I am anti-Trump, but it’s important to know facts so that we fight with educated, truthful arguments: Trump did condemn “All White Supremacists” after the debate.
I made candles for the first time as holiday gifts!
I had 952 memes on my phone. Now down to 877.
Artery clogging
It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up
I can at least say I tried
Can’t even bother to heat up a microwave dinner. Fuck depression
Playing is very tiring business
Ah yes, an insulated jacket is just what I was looking for when searching for a summer dress! Thanks Amazon!
Oh damn, King of the Hill is on to something here
An easy and inexpensive way to improve the look and value of your rental property! New cabinet door and drawer handles!
Day 32 of quarantine and my finger wrapped with a wire is starting to look at me a certain way
Slo-mo fire
Cute Mario and Studio Ghibli mural I saw in a nearby neighborhood
I miss liking food
I regret not buying this candle
Bean
My mom got me this magnificent angel at a market in Israel about 15 years ago
Credit: NeverStayDead
My bf and I have silly nicknames for each other. One of them is “bagel” but today he called me “bagelette” for the first time and I thought it was so silly and cute, so I drew this up real quick! Just a silly thing to maybe make you smile :)
I built a house out of popsicle sticks
We did it Reddit/Imgur
I also put vegetables because I am a responsible adult
Help me find the album with this pic and others like it?
Trying to figure out how to fit my furniture in a new place. I like architecture/interior design as a hobby. Most stuff is to scale, except where annotated. Which of these 4 do you like better and why? (No room in the bathroom for the litter box ?)
Thanks for the haircut, mom
Origin story of a legend
Huge dump of cute animals
Kitty wants to munch on yummy fortune cookie paper
Magic mushrooms
Roommate may “end up homeless” but apparently can afford take out food every day
Super cheesy and cliché, but true.
I stole these years ago and it’s time to release them back into the wild