675 pts · October 21, 2019
I’d like to report a murder. Yes I’ll hold.
Yes but for a good cause. Like charity but for a decent guy.
And that’s what pisses me off. It will happen and all they’re doing is waiting.
10/10 perfect setup and outstanding execution.
Tell me more of your knowledge.
At least have a motive
.
Sending the immortal snail through what could possibly a separate universe only means you don’t know where he is and that’s terrifying
Only takes a spark
10/10 would lay my own life down for Melvin
For reals?
The hero we deserve
THATS HOW YOU COVER UP YOUR CAVITIES
I get ya. Struggling financially and then something goes wrong and the hospital hands ya a bill for 5 grand is not desirable.
Agreed. Not their fault but still
Yes!!
Go to hospital jail
Now this is content!
Incurable awe’s
Help mine.
Right there with ya. My internet voice is sultry
While correct, it wasn’t like that entirely. Scary first then went the wrong way
Fuckin A. Good for her
God that is so messed up. I know it’s satire but it still burns.
And that’s what hero’s do.
Who are you so wise in philosophy?
I’d like to report a murder. Yes I’ll hold.
Yes but for a good cause. Like charity but for a decent guy.
And that’s what pisses me off. It will happen and all they’re doing is waiting.
10/10 perfect setup and outstanding execution.
Tell me more of your knowledge.
At least have a motive
.
Sending the immortal snail through what could possibly a separate universe only means you don’t know where he is and that’s terrifying
Only takes a spark
.
10/10 would lay my own life down for Melvin
For reals?
The hero we deserve
THATS HOW YOU COVER UP YOUR CAVITIES
I get ya. Struggling financially and then something goes wrong and the hospital hands ya a bill for 5 grand is not desirable.
Agreed. Not their fault but still
Yes!!
Go to hospital jail
Now this is content!
Incurable awe’s
Help mine.
Right there with ya. My internet voice is sultry
While correct, it wasn’t like that entirely. Scary first then went the wrong way
Fuckin A. Good for her
God that is so messed up. I know it’s satire but it still burns.
And that’s what hero’s do.
Who are you so wise in philosophy?