zappyguy

16090 pts ยท April 9, 2013


Sup, I'm Zap.

I was given some advice by my boss, if you have a job you don't want to do, give them a really big quote, because if they say yes, at least you'll be getting paid well for it.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I fear that my previously injured back will hurt a lot if I do this.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best sleep I ever had was on layered bamboo matting.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something, something, standing on the shoulders of giants.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And like that I'm reminded that in Dwarf Fortress, calorific intake was calculated by an animal's mass. The mass of elephants was such that, even eating non-stop 24/7, a fully grown domestic elephant could not eat enough to not starve to death. Thus domesticating elephants was a death sentence to the elephant.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And here's something broken back, 100kg me, will not do.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's easy when you're racing with a suped up vacuum cleaner and threw the bag away.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was once woken up abruptly from a deep sleep and couldn't understand spoken language at all. I could speak, I could walk, (didn't try to see if I could read), but whenever someone spoke to me, I couldn't understand them and eventually went into a rage because I knew I should be able to understand them. It wore off after a few minutes, but I can easily see someone not being able to recognise their own reflection first thing in the morning or after taking drugs or new medication.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll live on a boat, I'll live on a mountain, but lordy, I ain't paying to live on a ship because the maintenance and body corporate are going to be ridiculous.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also known as the mental asylum.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would call those eyes grey. But it's still wild to see. Now to find someone with the fabled violet eyes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah nah, I'd die even attempting that, and I weigh that much. Good job!

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'm over 30 and came off my bike. Landed square on my chest and bounced. By those metrics I'm still young.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

At least they had a spotter keeping an eye out for bystanders.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I should ask my captain if he is willing to put a rope ladder on his boat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took up motorcycling and sailing. I am still boring.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't plan on it. I'm just stating a desire, not an intent.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to do this on a motorbike.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yup, that's Byron Bay today.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Given the amount of gloss, probably.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My middle back injury is flaring up watching this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And this is why you use a diesel soaked rag, and only a tiny bit of petrol.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't normally feel like a giant, but when my ex was in heels and we were the same height, I felt unstoppable.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone's been watching a lot of Gary's Mod, and I approve.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Genetics man, it's my 4th worst trait.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a first time for everything.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks, now I can feel it again. I need to get an eye lash plucked that's growing under my eye lid.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, his Brisbane talk was a little cringe... Too many awkward pauses... Michio Kaku: *makes a bridge between science and religion, *pauses for applause, *no applause ensues. We're very hardcore for science here, I've never been more proud of my city.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dinner for 3

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0