zanderd

20405 pts · October 15, 2013


CGI/Video/Image specialist just kinda wingin' it at this point. Seen my Photoshop skills around? Need something shooped no matter how stupid, weird or crazy it may be? HIRE ME! I accept Paypal, Bitcoin, and awkwardly long nights of spooning as payment.

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White-America got so roasted tonight it'll be wiping char of its skin for weeks.

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Comments 14
Views 1784

You Americans will really do anything to avoid metric..

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Views 1147

Perspectives..

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Comments 4
Views 647

Opening Rare Cheese Packs *I PULLED IT*

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Views 135

Let us pray. Today is the day.

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Comments 166
Views 31551

How to Block Game of Thrones Spoilers Every Sunday (A Guide)

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This Lemonade is bitter..

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Comments 164
Views 8776

That's it. It was fun while it lasted but.. Shut it down.

Points 54
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Views 788

Fans these days are crazy..

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Views 181

Perfect. Now set it on fire!

Points 75
Comments 11
Views 383

Barkskin: An eco-watch that gives back.

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Views 848

What us outside of the USA think of US Politics.

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Comments 376
Views 51501

Bitch better have my honey!

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Views 941

Fake News site posts fake article for even faker candidate.

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Comments 15
Views 223

Hitler can't make it to the Front Page

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Comments 11
Views 2581

My imgur Secret Santa got here early! Holy crap!

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Go, Leo! Go!

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Views 936

Just keep running to the light.. For the night is dark and full of terrors.

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Views 6546

Wizards of the Coast sent Kenny McCormick a tournament invitation after the Cock-Magic episode of South Park.

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Taylor Swift & Lorde looking AMAZING at the Grammys.

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No RAM was harmed in the making of this wreath. None that wasn't busted anyway.

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Views 384

When someone farts in the mosh-pit.

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"According to my source, the end of the world will be on Februrary 14th in the year 2016." "Valentines Day, bummer.."

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Views 1528

After studying Journalism for 4 years I realized that I hate it. So I write fake Onion articles & see how many people I can ruse for shits & giggles.

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Views 84

Am I too late for RHM?

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I'm just gonna keep pumping out these fake Onion articles until I either get recruited or sued by them.

Points 90
Comments 9
Views 224

Hold up fam I got this.

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Views 249

Secret Santa 2015! w00t!

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The Onion weighs-in on 'ShirtGate'

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Comments 10
Views 625

Do you guys want the best, the most intelligent, the classiest, & the most luxurious wallpaper of all time?

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MRW I don't wait for the pizza rolls to cool off..

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Views 612

Anyone for some Doritos Nacho Cheese Spicy Fried Chik'n

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Views 1670

Meanwhile, at the iPhone 6 press-conference.

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10/10 Would slap together with a 2-way SLI

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George RR Martin wasn't kidding about killing off Peter Dinklage if he lost that Best Supporting Actor Emmy..

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Views 597

Tales from the Commonwealth

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Views 585

Picture unrelated.

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Views 173

I. Am. Groot.

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Oh snap!

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Views 701

Engineering Level = >9000

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Views 148

What a Trump-Card!

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Views 1565

What a shot!

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Well.. This is awkward.

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Just another victim of the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

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Views 1243

Know what you are eating. Find the truth!

Points 178
Comments 47
Views 9074

Tales from a former Blockbuster Employee

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Fixed Your Rube Dickburg Machine GIF

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Views 172

Is Bush hot enough to melt steel beams? You decide.

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Views 212

The Princess is in another castle, but trust me, she's just fine. 

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Views 250

When the bar is stacked with pussy..

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Comments 2
Views 3102

This accurately represents how I feel when I realize i've put my new wardrobe together and find 7 extra screws..

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Comments 8
Views 737

Who else is excited about Battle Bots returning?

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Comments 8
Views 110

Drake just got a taste of all the other famous male artists since '83.

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Comments 15
Views 313

Who ordered the extra large sausage?

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Comments 16
Views 1604

Round that shit up!

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Views 94

Dear DC Comics: I fixed your Supergirl costume. Where do I pick up my paycheck?

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Views 178
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