youcannotcreateexperience

202 pts ยท February 26, 2014


They're always nice to others because it's the perfect cover.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The level of failure has to be intentional.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can relate as well and no one else around me can. I just don't talk about it anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I've had a tube with artwork shipped from Israel twice. Both times the USPS has folded the fucking thing in half.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They should be high fived....in the face...with a chair.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your credit can be repaired much easier than your sense of well being. Congrats on making the right decision to leave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these people once lived in the apartment above mine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 99.999999% sure I used to work with Kevin's twin sister.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll never understand burning down/looting your own neighborhood. A year from now these will be the same people bitching there's no 7-11

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought a high end RC car in my 30's...best $600 I ever spent!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped wearing cargo shorts because I got caught on all of the knobs in the kitchen-but only when I had a cup of coffee to spill.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add one: The 'helicopter', where the kid spins around throughout the night by using the parents as traction to get to the next position.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

monotonous television viewing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because I was young and not as smart as I should have been.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm in the car to the left and someone parked next to me, I could still get out. Truck dick would have four flat tires though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

been dating the whole time. I didn't think it was a good idea. She stormed out of my house and we never spoke again. I'll never know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ever see us dating. I told her that I once had a serious crush on her but that was a long time ago. She told me that we should have 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a hot female best friend for years - she was in and out of a lot of really bad relationships. One day, she asked me if I could 1/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone should have a sister like you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who do this should have to pay for everything caused by their actions...and then be forced to take public transport.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My wife and I suffered miscarriages-almost gave up...but we didn't and now we have more joy than we could have asked for.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 books for $1k...I could do that with four books.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to run a pet store & often refused to sell reptiles to people who seemed indifferent to their special needs. They go downhill fast.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these packages don't have time to read each box. How the hell do you think you can get it so fast? Not BC they're reading it all...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and I would NEVER pack a television in this manner & expect it to arrive in the same condition in which it left. The people who handle 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone has to say it: This TV was not properly protected by packaging for the handling by UPS/FedEx. I work in Supply Chain 1/3

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Darwin delivering lunch to the lions...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! It's my cake day too!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's the one that looks like a cross between Dorothy and the Lion from Wizard of Oz?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0