yorg

7886 pts ยท November 20, 2011


Masturbate before any big decision.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Wickit? I hardly knew it!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Could also say the penis is like a giant clitoris

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

"...one more Doggamn time!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People like to tote that scene in Up as the saddest ever, but it don't got shit on Homeward Bound.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or "Newfundlind" as people like to say

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Louis CK? He did a similar gag in the pilot episode of "Louie".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pet dinosaurs are so cute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be honest, this looks like a lot of fun.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Certified Confirmer here, can confirm CertifiedExpert is a big ole' fatso.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel like people with this misconception have no idea how boobs or armor work.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kristen Stewart makes me lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shepherding is a hard life, but if that's what you two crazy kids want to do then I say go for it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That third image really gave me the heebie jeebies. I've seen a lot of pictures of fucked up injuries, but this somehow takes the cake. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find me one person who doesn't agree with this opinion.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that Lagertha?

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

"Sucking at something is the first step toward being sorta good at something."

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"Is it weird to do this totally normal thing?"

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TellMyWiFiSaidHello

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He also looks like Magic Man from Adventure Time.

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And not a lot of people know that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious question: What if there were multiple people on the ground, like cops or bystanders? How does the dog know who to catch?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're saying we should kill all the jerks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It more than likely stretches backwards on the property.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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I thought that hole was way bigger, and it kinda fucked with my head for a second when the dog popped out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage.

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I WILL SHOW YOU TRUE POWER

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure it is, look at all the happy colors!

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