7103 pts · November 20, 2012
Snacks?
I’ll stick with my can of beans please and thank you.
Life finds a way
I’ve been pronouncing it like this for years, and it’s better with a Russian accent.
Labor camps? Explain please.
Progressives are centrists, Democrats are conservatives, Republicans are authoritarians.
Republicans have no interest in public service, so the only way to keep their jobs is by campaigning on problems they refuse to solve.
I KNEW this was the answer lol
Because capitalism needs warm bodies
Same
Conservatism is fundamentally anti-change, and pro-establishment. Anything that improves lives or grants equality is a no-go.
That’s an insult to good, hard working prolapsed assholes.
That dog does push-ups.
Congrats! Im married and it’s been as long for me. But congrats, please have some sexes soon.
One can dream ?
Paul's the hero, right?
Did you know that when whales get too old to swim they just sink to the bottom and suffocate?
They’re not saying the quiet part out loud, they’re bragging.
Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up! 10X would be a good start.
Isn't that only like $250M more than Bezos' "Mega Yacht"? Dude alone could change the West, but nah he's on a yacht.
It's almost as if focusing less on traffic enforcement and more on motorist safety has a positive effect on people...
And yet you cannot sleep
Good ol' "Death Santis" for you ?
Why can’t we just use these instead of the real thing?
Tom hanks should play David Lynch in something.
Snacks?
I’ll stick with my can of beans please and thank you.
Life finds a way
I’ve been pronouncing it like this for years, and it’s better with a Russian accent.
Labor camps? Explain please.
Progressives are centrists, Democrats are conservatives, Republicans are authoritarians.
Republicans have no interest in public service, so the only way to keep their jobs is by campaigning on problems they refuse to solve.
I KNEW this was the answer lol
Because capitalism needs warm bodies
Same
Conservatism is fundamentally anti-change, and pro-establishment. Anything that improves lives or grants equality is a no-go.
That’s an insult to good, hard working prolapsed assholes.
That dog does push-ups.
Congrats! Im married and it’s been as long for me. But congrats, please have some sexes soon.
One can dream ?
Paul's the hero, right?
Did you know that when whales get too old to swim they just sink to the bottom and suffocate?
They’re not saying the quiet part out loud, they’re bragging.
Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up! 10X would be a good start.
Isn't that only like $250M more than Bezos' "Mega Yacht"? Dude alone could change the West, but nah he's on a yacht.
It's almost as if focusing less on traffic enforcement and more on motorist safety has a positive effect on people...
And yet you cannot sleep
Good ol' "Death Santis" for you ?
Why can’t we just use these instead of the real thing?
Tom hanks should play David Lynch in something.