xchronical

8691 pts ยท July 21, 2014


Mmm, taters.

People don't realize they subconsciously aim where they're looking, one of a few reasons I HATE accident gazers.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

To please your mom! Nah, this is wholesome as heck :)

4 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

Obviously the vegetable

5 years ago | Likes 1486 Dislikes 72

Buddy.. urine for a bad surprise :(

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly convinced that they aren't dogs but slightly larger rodents. The chihuahuas of course, since idk the neighbor.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

No offense to anybody when I say this.. the stock market isn't a sure thing, especially those specific stocks at this moment.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

My gf and I met at Goodwill. We now have a kid and don't work there. We can confirm the shitness.

5 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 1

True true. To me it looks CGI at some points because of blur and slight color shift? I'll admit that I could be wrong of course!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the backup, but its all good. Sometimes the truth hurts?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way the car crushes, you can tell its fake :(

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 9

"BABY! I GOT A NEW THING TO TRY IN BED!" - Me, yelling to nobody

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Can he get unemployment if his employer has a valid reason for firing him?

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I'm shocked! I did nazi that coming at all!

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Come on now, being creepy on the interwebs isn't cool.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It feels very disingenuous I think, like they're more worried about presentation (or how they look from the outside) than anything else.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Pinky darnit

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The little baby hand on his pink seals it lol

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I say the same thing and get down votes, nice. I actually looked into it after this video and found people saying it was in africa. Shrug

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The weird thing is that onions have been used to treat eye irritants like mace, but nobody can actually tell if it helps lol

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

Jesus said help the poor&love thy neighbor butRepublicans stay greedy&want to build a wall.They may go to church but they sit on~fake pews!~

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Takes a clown to find a clown! Hey, wait.. what are you doing outside?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

All 1 lb was needed for evidence in court, we got em! Thanks for all your hard work!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He was my Sargeant.. what the fu k?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Took me to the officers lounge.. I get black out drunk. Woke up hours later in a bunk with a hand on my thigh. Shit stays with you and sucks

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I was on advanced duty which means we went ahead to set up for other national guard units. I was 19, never really drank.. but the soldiers

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Great, another thing radiation can do that I can't.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Injured myself at home, on my previous knee injury 2 weeks ago and can't work. A pizza would help myself, girlfriend, gma, and baby. Tyvm

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1