22134 pts ยท April 27, 2012
FATMOUSE IS THE NEW SCIENCE OF MATHEMATICS. THE FATMOUSE THEOREM IS: FATMOUSE + YOU = FATMOUSE
Let's be real -- setting aside Charlie Kirk being a dirtbag, he was also what amounts in the real world to a niche podcaster that 90% of American's had never heard of before MAGA tried to turn him into some kind of martyr. Reiner actually touched a lot of people through his work. The Princess Bride is partly responsible for a 25+ year friendship with a old college friend I still talk to regularly.
I don't know, seems like we don't have a large enough sample to be statistically valid, we'll need to collect more data. Where should we send Elon?
What's really terrifying is the fact that he believes every word of this. It's not just senility either. He truly believes this is a thing that happened. He's a massive narcissist, and to support his delusion that the universe revolves around him he's hired only people that will tell him so. There are people whispering in his ear all day and all night that the leaders of Europe want him to run things. That the American people love him. The economy is great. And he believes all of it.
All of that is absolutely on point. The only problem is Hitler didn't have nukes.
At this point it seems exceptionally optimistic to think any of us are going to make it to 2028.
She could fix me. Not that she'd want to. Nor should she. I should probably do that myself..
Is it though? I mean who's biggest than big pharma and this hurts them.
My ex graduated suma with two degrees undergrad and went on to a prestigious law school. Cute as hell but what made her irresistible was that she's the smartest person in any room she walks into.
Pretty sure there's at least one of these dumbasses that has tried this with their dick, such is their zealotry for Musk.
Then the cop shoots you 17 times. In the back. In "self defense".
I mean I remember the wall coming down so.. this is even worse because that's being used as a historical reference intended to sound absolutely ancient.
I knew a woman with that haircut once. Named Lauren. Coincidence? Yes.
had had
No one with a MAGA hat is asking where the numbers come from. The fucking media doesn't ask where the numbers come from any more.
For a guy that has a whole political party working overtime to cement his place as a lifetime dictator, he sure seems like he's desperately stealing every nickle and dime he can everywhere as if there's a time limit on his grifting.
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows
And not a single member of the press will challenge him. Oh yes sir. Very insightful. Let me write that down.
I answered the door for a cop once. He got all angry and in my face because when he asked "are you [SUBJECT NAME HERE]" I asked "which one?" There were three people with the same name associated with the address. Perfectly logical, reasonable question, asked plainly with no "attitude". Dude loses his shit about me "disrespecting" him. Last time I make the mistake of answering the door for a cop.
Yeah I get why some people might, especially in these turbulent times, have a variety of reasons they can't/won't -- particularly if they've lost some folks to the MAGA movement. But I'm fortunate not to have that be a thing and since I don't live near my immediate family, holidays are an excuse to gather and share a meal once or twice a year.
If they could afford an avocado and fresh bakery bread on SNAP, then conservatives would be bitching about that instead, whatever excuse they can come up with to paint themselves as a victim. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- conservatives are, at their core, just miserable people looking for someone to blame for their misery. Heaven forbid they spend a moment on self-reflection and realize they're the ones making themselves miserable..
Get out of Texas. Come to Maine. We could use the help reinforcing a liberal majority. No one's turning Texas blue. Hell there's unlikely to be actual elections anymore. At this point it's just about making sure the state picks the right side when the battle lines are drawn. Also we have really good beer.
Pretty sure this rule exists because none of us follow it
Technically, we're al stuffed with meat 24/7.
That's going to be one hell of a headache.
This is the thing that makes me most curious about the situation though -- I believe this, but then it makes it SUPER WEIRD that he won't just release everything. Unless he's protecting someone else, but who the hell does this guy actually care about? Dude probably wouldn't piss on his own children if they were on fire. Sorry, his own male children. What the hell must be in those files.
And the ability to drive while having knees at the same time which some of these clearly were not designed for.
Let's be real -- setting aside Charlie Kirk being a dirtbag, he was also what amounts in the real world to a niche podcaster that 90% of American's had never heard of before MAGA tried to turn him into some kind of martyr. Reiner actually touched a lot of people through his work. The Princess Bride is partly responsible for a 25+ year friendship with a old college friend I still talk to regularly.
I don't know, seems like we don't have a large enough sample to be statistically valid, we'll need to collect more data. Where should we send Elon?
What's really terrifying is the fact that he believes every word of this. It's not just senility either. He truly believes this is a thing that happened. He's a massive narcissist, and to support his delusion that the universe revolves around him he's hired only people that will tell him so. There are people whispering in his ear all day and all night that the leaders of Europe want him to run things. That the American people love him. The economy is great. And he believes all of it.
All of that is absolutely on point. The only problem is Hitler didn't have nukes.
At this point it seems exceptionally optimistic to think any of us are going to make it to 2028.
She could fix me. Not that she'd want to. Nor should she. I should probably do that myself..
Is it though? I mean who's biggest than big pharma and this hurts them.
My ex graduated suma with two degrees undergrad and went on to a prestigious law school. Cute as hell but what made her irresistible was that she's the smartest person in any room she walks into.
Pretty sure there's at least one of these dumbasses that has tried this with their dick, such is their zealotry for Musk.
Then the cop shoots you 17 times. In the back. In "self defense".
I mean I remember the wall coming down so.. this is even worse because that's being used as a historical reference intended to sound absolutely ancient.
I knew a woman with that haircut once. Named Lauren. Coincidence? Yes.
had had
No one with a MAGA hat is asking where the numbers come from. The fucking media doesn't ask where the numbers come from any more.
For a guy that has a whole political party working overtime to cement his place as a lifetime dictator, he sure seems like he's desperately stealing every nickle and dime he can everywhere as if there's a time limit on his grifting.
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows
And not a single member of the press will challenge him. Oh yes sir. Very insightful. Let me write that down.
I answered the door for a cop once. He got all angry and in my face because when he asked "are you [SUBJECT NAME HERE]" I asked "which one?" There were three people with the same name associated with the address. Perfectly logical, reasonable question, asked plainly with no "attitude". Dude loses his shit about me "disrespecting" him. Last time I make the mistake of answering the door for a cop.
Yeah I get why some people might, especially in these turbulent times, have a variety of reasons they can't/won't -- particularly if they've lost some folks to the MAGA movement. But I'm fortunate not to have that be a thing and since I don't live near my immediate family, holidays are an excuse to gather and share a meal once or twice a year.
If they could afford an avocado and fresh bakery bread on SNAP, then conservatives would be bitching about that instead, whatever excuse they can come up with to paint themselves as a victim. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- conservatives are, at their core, just miserable people looking for someone to blame for their misery. Heaven forbid they spend a moment on self-reflection and realize they're the ones making themselves miserable..
Get out of Texas. Come to Maine. We could use the help reinforcing a liberal majority. No one's turning Texas blue. Hell there's unlikely to be actual elections anymore. At this point it's just about making sure the state picks the right side when the battle lines are drawn. Also we have really good beer.
Pretty sure this rule exists because none of us follow it
Technically, we're al stuffed with meat 24/7.
That's going to be one hell of a headache.
This is the thing that makes me most curious about the situation though -- I believe this, but then it makes it SUPER WEIRD that he won't just release everything. Unless he's protecting someone else, but who the hell does this guy actually care about? Dude probably wouldn't piss on his own children if they were on fire. Sorry, his own male children. What the hell must be in those files.
And the ability to drive while having knees at the same time which some of these clearly were not designed for.